Has this worked for anyone?

5/13/2011 12:10:49 PM

evidently it does reading some of the replies


its cool to see who actually gets a connection

5/13/2011 12:12:14 PM

Hot chilis waiter - m4m - 39 (Knightdale)

Waiter waited on my mom and I this past Monday - she and I got the EXACT same thing. I left u a pretty decent tip lol!

If this sounds familiar and ur interested ... Hit me up.

5/13/2011 12:39:09 PM

A girl that I delivered to put one up there for me


but she was only a 6.

5/13/2011 12:42:34 PM

You Farted at the Gym - 28 (Sanford)

You were running on the treadmill next to me at the YMCA this morning and I know you farted. It stunk really bad. I heard it, it sounded like you were trying to hold it in because every time your foot hit the treadmill you let out small rips. About five of them. Write me back and let me know how it smelled so I know it's you. I'd like to ask you what you ate to make your farts smell that way.

5/13/2011 12:44:34 PM

^ lol

5/13/2011 12:59:38 PM

haha

5/13/2011 1:18:53 PM

we turned in a stalker that was on these boards... they aren't as funny to me anymore

5/13/2011 2:41:38 PM

I always hope and wish I have a missed connection...

but I never check to make sure

5/13/2011 2:42:16 PM

You blew me a kiss, I blew it in my shorts - m4f - DBAP

You were round, brown, and looking to pound, driving around town in your red civic. I was standing outside tylers, you drove by, and blew me a kiss.

You drove off, with wrist still bent, lips pursed.

Your car puttered away, and all I could hear was the exhaust gurgling, but I swear it sounded like "UUUUUUUURRRRRRRIIIIIIKKKKAAAA URIKA URIKA URIKA"

5/13/2011 2:46:11 PM

Quote :

"I always hope and wish I have a missed connection..."

5/13/2011 2:49:13 PM

I hung out with this girl i met through a friend one day/night, she was his neighbor, we had a great time and i ended up crashing at her place. i woke up before she did the next day and had to go find my car (loooong story), she didn't have a cell but i figured i'd just get up with my friend to get back in touch.

i didnt see him for a few days but when i did he said she'd moved out a couple days prior, to chapel hill or something. never did figure out how to find her. a couple months later someone i work with came running at me with his laptop, apparently he'd seen a missed connection that seemed to describe me and that loooong story mentioned above.

definitely was her trying to get up with me but it had been too long i guess

5/13/2011 2:50:07 PM

^^^ HAHAH wtf

5/13/2011 2:53:52 PM

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"RED GHOST? - w4m (FOUNDERs) YOUR KISS IS STILL HAUNTING ME. "

5/13/2011 2:54:32 PM

^5 ahahahhaha that's mean

[Edited on May 13, 2011 at 2:55 PM. Reason : .]

5/13/2011 2:55:05 PM

Your name was Mark - w4m - 23 (Bar with peanuts on lake thing)

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We met at the bar in Charlotte with peanuts. I was your friends sister and you were a greek god chiseled from an ancient and wise stone. We made eye contact and I knew that you knew that I wanted you. Whn I left I was so distraught that I left my job. Run away with me Marcus. Kira can never stand in the way of our love. Meet me on the golf course at sunset and let us begin our futures anew.

5/13/2011 3:08:34 PM

Guy with the "package" on the 4-mile Greenway - w4m - 31 (Greenway)

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I see you running every day around noon. You shave a shaved head, wear sunglasses and carry a water bottle with you. I love watching you and your "package" as you run. I'm not sure how you run with that thing! Sometimes I change my route so I can double back and see you again. Are you married or do you have a gf? I sometimes fantasize about your shorts accidentally falling down. Tell me what you run in so I know it's you. I hope you see this.






re: the guy on the Greenway with the "package" - m4w - 36 (Greenway)

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Hey, girl. I know it says m4w but girlie here as well but wanted to make sure you saw this. You posted in the w4m missed connections about the guy on the Greenway with the nice package! I've seen him, too, and am equally impressed! Maybe we can share him. It seems like there's enough of him to go around! lol










man-walrus loose in charlotte?

5/13/2011 3:11:06 PM

I've once found one that I was sure/still am sure that it was to me.

5/13/2011 11:01:06 PM

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"You blew me a kiss, I blew it in my shorts - m4f - DBAP You were round, brown, and looking to pound, driving around town in your red civic. I was standing outside tylers, you drove by, and blew me a kiss. You drove off, with wrist still bent, lips pursed. Your car puttered away, and all I could hear was the exhaust gurgling, but I swear it sounded like "UUUUUUUURRRRRRRIIIIIIKKKKAAAA URIKA URIKA URIKA""

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

♥ ♥

5/13/2011 11:04:35 PM

That's it, I'm going to read missed connections for a pick me up

5/13/2011 11:05:44 PM

most hilarious section ever

5/13/2011 11:17:19 PM

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"Jimmy Johns - m4m - 50 (N Raleigh) Date: 2011-05-10, 3:22PM EDT Reply to: Reply To This Post [Errors when replying to ads?] You delivered a sub to my house on Monday evening. You noticed and mentioned that my fly was down. Next time, why don't you slip your hand in? Hit me up if you'd like to get together? "

this is for a certain twwer. WONDER IF IT WAS YOU? jkkkk

5/13/2011 11:26:14 PM

I was going to post one, but decided not to.

5/14/2011 12:17:18 AM

I look through these every now and then to see if there are any about my bf

then I email the person and arrange a meeting so I can kick their ass

fuckin skanks

5/14/2011 4:42:29 PM

Cute girl that works at DH Hill - m4w - 20 (NCSU)

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Hey, I see you working all the time, and I always try to look at you and give you a smile, but I almost always get nervous and look away. However, whenever I do work up the courage to shoot you a smile, you always return it. You have dirty blonde hair and are normally in the commons. Thanks for smiling at me though, it always brightens up my day.

Who knows, maybe next time I'll even say hello?

5/14/2011 4:55:09 PM

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

5/14/2011 4:56:48 PM

Rubbed one out - m4m - 25 (Downtown Y 3rd shower on left)

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Young white guy who rubbed one out in the third shower on the left last night. Enjoyed the view, let me know if you ever want any help with that.

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5/14/2011 5:03:58 PM

Ha I check once in a while to see if I have one. I don't

5/14/2011 5:16:55 PM

5/17/2011 4:34:02 PM

Quote :

"Its friday the 13th... a perfect day for breaking in ..err... I mean.. - m4w Date: 2011-05-13, 12:32PM EDT Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?] ...Visiting..... Ahh its a nice day friday the 13th .... what a great day for some pay back.... hmm should I come in through the fence and to the back door like your plan ??? or should i just kick the front door in and say hello.? And remember ... no matter what... I won't run away like a lil girl. See ya soon tough guy and psycho girl ! "

5/17/2011 4:43:43 PM

There was one for a hostess that worked at the cheesecake factory. She was kinda freak out after I showed her.

5/17/2011 4:47:13 PM

Quote :

"Lust at pure sight - w4m - 24 You and your wife/gf came in for lunch Sunday. I didn't wait on you, but I noticed you kept looking at me. I had the red bow in my hair. You are one of the most gorgeous men I have ever seen. I don't care if she is your wife or gf, if you come in again, I'll sneak in the back with you and let you have your way with me, then I will smile at her and take her order with your seed inside me. Reply back with the restaurant name and please come back in and see me. "

5/17/2011 8:55:41 PM

That's hot... but...i hope he uses a condom. I see through bitches ploys .

5/17/2011 8:58:29 PM

Quote :

"I will smile at her and take her order with your seed inside me"

what a freak

5/17/2011 9:01:42 PM

My husband has had a Missed Connection posted for him. He got a lot of ribbing from his employees and I thought that it was pretty funny, but it obviously didn't work for the girl who posted it because Josh didn't respond.

5/17/2011 9:04:55 PM

Or so you think! Lol

[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 9:31 PM. Reason : i should make it clear that i have no idea]

5/17/2011 9:30:36 PM

*lol*



[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 9:35 PM. Reason : I offered to respond for him. ]

5/17/2011 9:35:03 PM

There was once one for me that a friend forwarded along to me. At least if it wasn't for me I would have been shocked as shit considering what the missed connection said. Sometimes I wonder if I should have replied

Quote :

"we turned in a stalker that was on these boards..."

drunknloaded?

[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 9:52 PM. Reason : f]

5/17/2011 9:52:24 PM

Quote :

"this is for a certain twwer. WONDER IF IT WAS YOU? jkkkk"

aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha I BET IT WAS

i mean, i wouldn't mind at ALL if he stuck his hand in my shorts.

5/18/2011 4:32:06 AM