So, the past year I've met an awesome group of people to hang with, and it has led to some very fun, crazy shit. I am now a firm believer that our society is too goddamn prudish.

Let's see, I think I'll start with the very first "omg I can't believe I did that" moment. So, I was at a tropical themed party where I was running around in a bikini and jumping on a trampoline with a nerf ax fighting this other girl (who totally kicked my ass). Later on at some point I started having drinks with this cute guy which led to making out. A friend of mine and her boyfriend were in his room getting it on, and when they came out, they graciously let us use the room as well. We were still hot and heavy when they decided they needed another round, so we told them they could share with us (it was his room after all). So it was us and this other couple and a little bit of crossplay between (although my friend felt a little guilty since she hadn't cleared some cross play w/ her husband), and then my boytoy's girlfriend comes in to watch for a bit.

So yeah, awesomeness. Just thought I'd share.

And yes, this is an alias, and no, I'm not going to tell you who even if you guess right.

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 1:08 PM. Reason : s]

5/16/2011 1:08:11 PM

iop1

5/16/2011 1:09:42 PM

what a slut (although I am jealous)

5/16/2011 1:10:49 PM

pics or it didn't happen.

5/16/2011 1:13:24 PM

I think my guy's gf was a little upset-- I wish she hadn't been on her period so she could have joined in and probably ended up less miffed that she didnt get any.

There are pics somewhere because some guy was taking pics thru the windows, but I have yet to find out who did it or find the pictures.

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 1:14 PM. Reason : l]

5/16/2011 1:14:02 PM

This could have been in the confessions thread....

5/16/2011 1:16:26 PM

pics or it didnt happen

5/16/2011 1:17:15 PM

oh i drank pepsi last night and was all hyper and crazy and then i peaced out!

5/16/2011 1:17:38 PM

I was there!

5/16/2011 1:18:42 PM

Quote :

"what a slut"

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 1:21 PM. Reason : X]

5/16/2011 1:20:39 PM

this is a real account

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/16/2011 1:20:56 PM

iop1

5/16/2011 1:21:05 PM

^^^^were you? Did you get pics? I'd love to see pics of the trampoline fighting--I ended up falling off cause I was avoiding the hole in the middle

And I am not catholic, nor do I feel guilty, so it is not a confession, just a fun story to make you all jealous of the awesomeness that is hidden all around.

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 1:22 PM. Reason : d]

5/16/2011 1:21:06 PM

mytwocents

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 1:22 PM. Reason : kk]

5/16/2011 1:21:25 PM

wait wait wait

Quote :

"A friend of mine and her boyfriend were in his room getting it on, and when they came out, they graciously let us use the room as well. We were still hot and heavy when they decided they needed another round, so we told them they could share with us (it was his room after all). So it was us and this other couple and a little bit of crossplay between (although my friend felt a little guilty since she hadn't cleared some cross play w/ her husband)"

im calling bullshit on grounds of inconsistency.

5/16/2011 1:23:43 PM

That's part of the fun part. She's married w/ a kid and she has a bf who also has a gf. I'm not sure her husband is dating anyone right now though.

5/16/2011 1:25:25 PM

whoopty doo

5/16/2011 1:25:37 PM

GoldenGirl

5/16/2011 1:26:01 PM

It turned into a confession when you pointed out that you're hiding your identity.

I'm glad you whored it out and all...really I am.

There's no jealousy here.

5/16/2011 1:26:30 PM

lmao

5/16/2011 1:26:42 PM

thumper

5/16/2011 1:28:27 PM

jesus, this is the least thought alias ever. it's like if poopface posted using the alias shitface

5/16/2011 1:28:35 PM

5/16/2011 1:29:39 PM

5/16/2011 1:32:11 PM

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"And yes, this is an alias, and no, I'm not going to tell you who even if you guess right."

Seriously? based on the posting style and your super duper secretive alias choice, you're not fooling many people, sylvershadow.

5/16/2011 1:32:14 PM

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"There are pics somewhere because some guy was taking pics thru the windows"

was my favorite part

5/16/2011 1:37:42 PM

Moral of the story: Nerf weapons are a must for any successful party.

5/16/2011 1:38:30 PM

Moral of the story: It's very easy to make up lies on the internet.

5/16/2011 1:44:31 PM

Heh, true, and most of the things that happened to me are rather easily made up, like this time this guy masturbated me and my bf at the same time (must have been difficult- like patting your head and rubbing your belly). However, one particularly crazy gal I know, she once stuffed a hard boiled egg in her vagina then "laid" it on her gay guy friend's chest, who then threw it against a wall. So she ran around yelling "You killed our baby!" Then at a party during easter, there being eggs around and it being her, she stuff another egg in her and ran around chasing her friend so she could lay the egg on him again.

5/16/2011 1:54:52 PM

These stories would be more entertaining if you were actually attractive

5/16/2011 1:56:27 PM

Quote :

"Account Abuse Account abuse will not be tolerated under ANY circumstances. As we have limited the accounts per user to ONE, we presume that our users will value their sole account at The Wolf Web."

5/16/2011 1:59:21 PM

This one time I was out walking on the street and Hugh Hefner pulled up in this limo. He was like "hey you! You wanna come party with me and my friends?" and he rolled down the window and there were like 5 hot Playboy bunnies in there! So I was like "Well, yeah" so I got into the limo and we drove to the Playboy mansion and hung out in the pool for a while. Well next thing I know I was making out with this model then another one walks in and Hef was like "Take as many as you want" so I ended up banging like 8 Playboy bunnies that night it was crazy!

5/16/2011 2:03:00 PM

Here's a story

One time I clicked on a thread and it sucked

5/16/2011 2:05:28 PM

^^i believe it

5/16/2011 2:06:15 PM

can't help but think of

5/16/2011 2:19:59 PM

Sigh......girl/sex/drama/kids don't excite me as much as they used to


Now that I'm thirty.... money, power, and slaves excite me.

5/16/2011 2:31:09 PM

One night I was sooooo drunk...drinkin' tequila, which is my favorite. I had to go sit out in my car, I was so drunk. I leaned out the door to hurl and heaved way too hard and filled my pants with warm brown sauce.

5/16/2011 3:01:32 PM

Quote :

"However, one particularly crazy gal I know, she once stuffed a hard boiled egg in her vagina then "laid" it on her gay guy friend's chest, who then threw it against a wall. So she ran around yelling "You killed our baby!" Then at a party during easter, there being eggs around and it being her, she stuff another egg in her and ran around chasing her friend so she could lay the egg on him again."

this..... this is hilarious to me

5/16/2011 3:02:11 PM

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"this time this guy masturbated me and my bf at the same time"

full of weird. or maybe i'm a prude. but no man will ever touch my firehose.

5/16/2011 3:09:39 PM

Quote :

"Let's see, I think I'll start with the very first "omg I can't believe I did that" moment. So, I was at a tropical themed party where I was running around in a bikini and jumping on a trampoline with a nerf ax fighting this other girl (who totally kicked my ass)."

Quote :

"thumper"

5/16/2011 3:10:59 PM

This one time I was committed for twelve hours.

5/16/2011 3:14:32 PM

i wonder if the egg had been shelled or not

5/16/2011 3:26:34 PM

who let mambagrl back?

SUSPEND.

j/k this is obviously RachelMarie.

no one else could attention whore so hard.

5/16/2011 3:45:55 PM

aka lilalavender?

5/16/2011 3:56:06 PM

aka Shadowshe

5/16/2011 4:00:58 PM

have we started feeding trolls again around here?

5/16/2011 4:02:58 PM

iop1

5/16/2011 4:05:44 PM

i've checked the session list, and it would absolutely floor you to learn who this is

5/16/2011 4:06:02 PM

i hate slacker mods more than trolls!

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 4:07 PM. Reason : aeaeaeaaeaea]

5/16/2011 4:07:19 PM

sparky asking the hard-hitting questions ITT

5/16/2011 4:07:37 PM