post them here. we have less than a week left, people. time to get serious.

post-rapture pet care...there are several groups providing this service:
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

post-rapture looting events:
https://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=121968371215699

what to do if you're left behind:
http://thekingiscoming.com/misstherapture

post-rapture survival guide:
http://www.raptureforums.com/SecondComing/postrapture.cfm

5/16/2011 7:08:10 PM

FYI, we have already entered the post-funny post-rapture comedy era.

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 7:09 PM. Reason : l]

5/16/2011 7:09:39 PM

I thought this thread was about

5/16/2011 7:14:00 PM

oh shit, forgot about this

new incentive for getting drunk Saturday night

5/16/2011 7:15:37 PM

So, because I'm Jewish, I'll only have to survive through the first 3.5 years? Like, only 1/3 of the sea life will be destroyed at that point?
I guess I can live with that.

A friend of mine, also Jewish, and I were having a discussion about this... he's currently dating a Catholic, so does that mean he'll be saved in some sense with her?

5/16/2011 7:20:10 PM

What?

5/16/2011 7:20:51 PM

as i understand it, catholics aren't real christians

this is just what i have heard from people around me.

Quote :

"FYI, we have already entered the post-funny post-rapture comedy era."

FYI this isn't comical.

this is real life...or it will be until saturday.

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 7:27 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2011 7:24:31 PM

if we're downtown, I want to go out in the Landmark bathroom

that way, I won't have "I can't believe the girls line is shorter than the guys line" as the last thing I hear before dying

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 7:40 PM. Reason : I'll be sure to be on the phone in the middle of it]

5/16/2011 7:38:28 PM

thank you, smoothcrim, for reminding me I still have an unfinished bioshock save that needs playing

seriously

5/16/2011 7:41:46 PM

post rapture I usually get a beer

5/16/2011 7:45:57 PM

Will we still have tww?

5/16/2011 7:47:39 PM

do we know the ETA of this thing?! or is it more of a surprise party type of deal?

i'm a little peeved because i bought a bunch of deli meat and veggies at the store today i don't know if i will be able to use by saturday.

5/16/2011 7:52:32 PM

so no zombies just flaming angles and shit

5/16/2011 8:04:27 PM

Quote :

"if we're downtown, I want to go out in the Landmark bathroom that way, I won't have "I can't believe the girls line is shorter than the guys line" as the last thing I hear before dying [Edited on May 16, 2011 at 7:40 PM. Reason : I'll be sure to be on the phone in the middle of it]"

hahaha, justin...I almost spit my drink
that got a serious chuckle out of me lol

5/16/2011 8:06:33 PM

gotta love downtown Raleigh humor

5/16/2011 8:07:36 PM

ALL OF THE PETS IN THE WORLD WILL BE MINEEEE all mineeee

i've always wanted a horse. now is my chance! pony! pony! pony!

5/16/2011 8:08:24 PM

I wonder if the rapture is like a tornado and we'll be able to find a ditch to survive it?

5/16/2011 8:11:15 PM

crazy man holding a sign on the corner the other day has a website. http://www.familyradio.org

5/16/2011 8:11:54 PM

what time is all this gonna happen?

then are we talking EST, CST, GMT, what?

what time zone is God in anyway?

5/16/2011 8:13:10 PM

^^ they have billboards on 70 with that website and end of the world messages on them.

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 8:13 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2011 8:13:14 PM

Someone today told me 6 p.m. I do not know where she heard it, but that's how rumors get started.

5/16/2011 8:23:51 PM

if you weren't invited to the facebook event, then does that mean you're left behind?

5/16/2011 8:29:06 PM

If these people can look after your pets after you're gone, that means they aren't believers. And if they aren't believers, would you really want them looking after your pets?!

I'd rather my pets fend for themselves than be in the care of Godless heathens!

5/16/2011 8:30:55 PM

Fuck that, my pets are coming with me. Those Bible session with them will pay off!

5/16/2011 8:32:01 PM

I couldn't care less, because Valkyrie and I are going straight to Hell. One way or another. In either the initial Judgement or after I am finally taken down in a hail of bullets during the ensuing chaos.

5/16/2011 8:32:16 PM

Quote :

"The start of the Tribulation Period - The Seal Judgments The seven seal judgments will take place early in the Tribulation Period, within the first 3 1/2 years of its start. 1.The rider on the white horse - The first seal is symbolic of the infamous Antichrist, the word's greatest dictator. Amazingly, the most evil man the world has ever known will arrive on-scene as a peacemaker deceiving many. A peace treaty he (a leader from the revived Roman Empire, the European Union) will sign between Israel and her enemies lasting seven years in duration will be the event that starts the seven-year Tribulation Period. The Tribulation Period and the Antichrist's peace plan are intertwined. You will instantly know this rider on the white horse once he has arrived because his face will be plastered on the cover of every magazine as a great peacemaker, a man who has succeeded in doing what no one has been able to do thus far, create a true peace in the Middle East. Revelation 6:2: "And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer." "

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2009/obama.peace.prize/



http://www.npr.org/2011/05/16/136345994/obama-pressed-to-get-mideast-peace-talks-moving?ft=1&f=1014
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/90048594?Obama%20prepares%20for%20major%20Middle%20East%20speech%2C%20will%20visit%20U.S-Israel%20lobby


wtf

5/16/2011 8:37:07 PM

^ stfu

5/16/2011 8:40:06 PM

the only reason i have any idea what the rapture is, is from American Dad.

5/16/2011 9:31:27 PM

Quote :

"Sadly, because if you do not move quickly and come to believe in Jesus as Savior before the Rapture, you will be left behind after the Rapture to take your chances with the Antichrist and the world of his oppression. Your chances of survival will be less that 50/50, and most of those who will survive will be forced to join the new Satanic world economic system"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(actually the sad thing is I grew up going to an Evangelical church so I already knew all that shit. my grandparents used to buy me the Left Behind books :facepalm

5/16/2011 9:38:07 PM