All the TWW chicks needs to line up and be counted. wwwebsurfer is tired of being single







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5/17/2011 3:47:07 PM

5/17/2011 3:54:20 PM

^Pikey

5/17/2011 3:54:54 PM

this is sure to work

5/17/2011 3:58:23 PM

^^^I love that. (and you guys wonder why I don't post pictures of me on here.. that's why )

5/17/2011 4:00:58 PM

^^

[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 4:01 PM. Reason : d'oh]

5/17/2011 4:01:00 PM

Definite maybe. I put more weight on personality and intelligence than others. When I'm 87 I want someone I can at least talk to

5/17/2011 4:01:26 PM

rofl i forgot i uploaded that

5/17/2011 4:02:36 PM

Needs moar data.

Luna didn't have a pic

5/17/2011 4:04:01 PM

i forgot i uploaded that too haha.. that was for the Ladies thread

(those aren't my eyes though, I'm a man)

5/17/2011 4:05:02 PM

The fact remains that any female age 14-55 who doesn't have pictures on the internet in 2011 is either heinous, Amish or a hermit.

5/17/2011 4:10:15 PM

I'm heinous

5/17/2011 4:13:33 PM

So am I. May our children turn out not to be.

5/17/2011 4:18:14 PM

heinous + heinous = super heinous

I'm heinous and 100% anti-kid. egyeyes call me.

5/17/2011 4:21:39 PM

I'm 25... and I think there are 3 pictures of me on the interwebs. 2 of them were in the newspaper and 1 from an ex who hasn't taken it down despite being married and having a kid on the way

[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 4:22 PM. Reason : more ladies?]

5/17/2011 4:22:12 PM

I havent taken a "real" photo in 6+ years. I hate cameras

5/17/2011 4:23:36 PM

Quote :

"The fact remains that any female age 14-55 who doesn't have pictures on the internet in 2011 is either heinous, Amish or a hermit."

I need to take all my pictures down and be considered all three.

egyeyes is a man. A scrumptious man.

[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 4:31 PM. Reason : veratile ]

5/17/2011 4:24:21 PM

BlackJesus gay exposed!?!?!?!

5/17/2011 4:26:09 PM

or woman exposed?

5/17/2011 4:26:45 PM

yea. egyeyes has the biggest penis EVAR.

5/17/2011 4:26:58 PM

TALK ABOUT MY GENITALIA OR GET OUT

5/17/2011 4:28:39 PM

k bye

5/17/2011 4:29:21 PM

20 wwwebsurfer penises = 1 BlackJesus penis

5/17/2011 4:30:33 PM

Guy Philosophy =

When you're single, you're tired of being single.

When you're in a relationship (and not getting laid) you're tired of being in a relationship.

5/17/2011 4:36:55 PM

Hey man, I got that same email from my mom in 2004 too

5/17/2011 4:39:43 PM

Come back DDK - I'm containing all my attention whoring to one thread like a good little poster

And if that's the case it's BlackJesus the impaler.

5/17/2011 4:47:15 PM

NO

5/17/2011 4:49:51 PM

I wouldn't mind "settling down" a little bit in 2011 and having a steady girlfriend, if the right one comes along.

5/17/2011 5:00:11 PM

Guy Philosophy =

When you're single, you're tired of being single.

When you're in a relationship (and not getting laid) you're tired of being in a relationship.

5/17/2011 5:00:31 PM

where the ladies at

And I think I've been single for coming up on 6 years. I'm redefining dry spell

5/17/2011 5:26:28 PM

why have you been single for 6 years?

5/17/2011 5:30:37 PM

First year or two I was still sulking the chick was gonna put a ring on cheated on me.

Then it was 3 moves to new cities, 2 colleges, a degree and working 3 jobs.

Now that I'm in a fairly secure job, payin' bills and getting things settled down to a nice level it's time to deal with that whole loneliness problem.

5/17/2011 5:33:25 PM

staying busy to avoid the issues, can't blame ya there.

5/17/2011 5:37:21 PM

Too busy to feel the pains

[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 5:39 PM. Reason : got dat 190% zen now, lol]

5/17/2011 5:38:52 PM

well I'm glad you got your shit together and good luck on your pussy endeavors.

5/17/2011 5:44:51 PM

lol, thanks.

It's not a sex thing. It's more companionship and someone to share a story with. Or to go camping or boating with. Etc. It sucks to get the boat out and the only person riding along is the cooler. Unfortunately can't have dogs where I live.



[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 5:48 PM. Reason : ^awesome shot]

5/17/2011 5:47:09 PM

Quote :

"When I'm 87 I want someone I can at least talk to "

at 87, you're not gonna want hear her shit no matter who she is....



[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 5:52 PM. Reason : x]

5/17/2011 5:49:59 PM

^I dunno - I hope at 80+ we have enough life stories to share that hopefully together we can remember half of them. Or at least take lots of pictures in the mean time.

5/17/2011 5:51:49 PM

problem is, by that time you've heard each others stories about a gazillion times, and then you're only left with the nagging.

hearing aid volume control becomes a necessity

5/17/2011 5:54:55 PM

Thanks! Its my favorite pic. and I'm sure the love of your life will come along and she won't fuck you over.

5/17/2011 5:55:49 PM

^ thanks

5/17/2011 5:57:12 PM

Quote :

"why have you been single for 6 years? "

You make it sound like that makes you some kind of freak or something.

5/17/2011 5:58:05 PM

^I sometimes feel like it.

Good to know it's not all that abnormal.

5/17/2011 5:58:59 PM

^^ not a freak, but I was just curious what he's been up to.

5/17/2011 6:01:41 PM

Quote :

"can't have dogs where I live"

Get a tamagotchi

5/17/2011 6:06:59 PM

haha, I'm 31 and I've only dated one girl in the 7 years that I've been out of college...that's my daughter's mother, and the only reason she lasted longer than 2 months is because she got pregnant.

She's the only girl I've ever dated for longer than 2 months (off and on for 1.5-2 years), and it was mostly a miserable experience.


So, unless you're one of those "play video games in the basement" types or otherwise just have no success with the opposite sex, you can probably rest assured that at least you aren't the worst when it comes to your track record of relationships.

[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 6:14 PM. Reason : ]

5/17/2011 6:11:35 PM

Godspeed my good man

Any lady should appreciate your weather knowledge

5/17/2011 6:11:37 PM

Hey, I've come to the conclusion that until a good one (not necessarily the ONE; is there really such thing? Methinks not)...best to keep your own counsel and keep your dick in your pants.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being single for 6 years...unless it stems from an inner fear of the opposite sex. More common than you think.

I just don't think it's a good idea to pressure yourself to settle. A little pressure to date is a good thing...otherwise you might stay single and somewhat lonely because you find yourself in a rut, somewhat content to just beat your dick and reluctant to make too much effort to date. But pressuring yourself to find a mate, in my opinion, leads to ending up with less than you really want and deserve. Best to pick in your own time and pick wisely.

And for obvious reasons, it's best to not go on a long, multi-partner sportfucking spree. It never ends well. No matter how much the girl claims it's noncommittal physical sex, it's damn likely that she'll become confused emotionally. You end up hurting her and looking like a total cockface in the process.

There. My $0.02 in the world of relationships and dating.

5/17/2011 6:29:30 PM

I don't think theres anything wrong with being single. I actually think it makes you seem more confident because you don't need to rely on someone else to feel good or get through life.

I have a few friends that get with another guy the second they are single and it drives me crazy.

5/17/2011 6:33:17 PM

I cannot STAND women that do that...and they give you a look that's a cross between desperation and deer in the headlights when you call them out on it. Had to kick one to the curb last year because of such behavior.

5/17/2011 6:39:13 PM