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Devastated Li-Wan sat sobbing on a window ledge 80ft up in Changchun, eastern China, just hours after partner Wang Lu called off the big day.
But as she jumped off the ledge to certain death, local care worker Guo Zhongfan managed to catch her and hold her dangling by the neck above the sheer drop.

VIDEO: JILTED BRIDE SAVED IN SUICIDE DRAMA

One eye witness said: "On the floor below there were more people trying to hold her up by her feet while he pulled her back inside by her long skirt.



A man grabs the 22 year-old woman just after she jumps.



After grabbing the girl by the neck, the man tries to pull her in by her arms.



Men in the apartment below attempt to help by pushing the jilted bride up by her feet.



Rescue efforts were successful and the woman was taken to a hospital.

5/18/2011 5:37:48 PM

its not suicide if it doesnt work. oh, you just wanted to rhyme. cute.

5/18/2011 5:40:00 PM

Nice, I thought this was going to be a shitty Julia Roberts sequel

5/18/2011 5:40:34 PM

perhaps i should have gone with the original thread title of "I don't"

5/18/2011 5:41:53 PM

now thats a winrar

5/18/2011 5:42:20 PM

would have yielded torrential laughs

5/18/2011 5:43:09 PM

Local neighborhood kids break the man's windows as a funny prank

5/18/2011 5:44:37 PM

that dude in the bottom window, he's not holdin onto anything to stay inside

but there's a hand holding him ... i wouldn't trust anyone to hold me lol




i kinda want to photoshop michael jackson holding the girl, but that's too obvious and not worth it

[Edited on May 18, 2011 at 5:48 PM. Reason : ]

5/18/2011 5:47:32 PM

I'd hit it

5/18/2011 5:51:44 PM

think that dress is traditional?

5/18/2011 5:53:16 PM

Quote :

"Nice, I thought this was going to be a shitty Julia Roberts sequel "

hahaha

^ Definitely not.

5/18/2011 6:01:27 PM

I'm going to assume the guy pulling her up is single and they get married and live happily ever after

[Edited on May 18, 2011 at 6:13 PM. Reason : up]

5/18/2011 6:07:02 PM

Dude on the bottom's gonna be all like

"I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT"

5/18/2011 6:12:04 PM

^^And they bwned!

Mad bwnage!

5/18/2011 6:14:41 PM

Sounds like a screamo band name.

5/18/2011 6:15:49 PM

Neat story. I bet at family reunions, her crazy uncle is going to be like "HEY, REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GOT DUMPED, TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF...AND FAILED?!"

5/18/2011 6:22:23 PM

So basically, the groom made the right call.

5/18/2011 6:43:36 PM

id like to see a statistic of the percentage of weddings that get canceled on the wedding day

5/18/2011 7:07:50 PM

^ Probably not as many as should be.

I feel like such a negative Nancy saying that but if you get to your wedding day and aren't fully wanting to go through with it, you shouldn't.

5/18/2011 7:24:10 PM

Geez, if she wants to kill herself, just let her do it.

5/18/2011 7:27:28 PM

I'd save you, Shawna

this may or may not have to do with my desire to bwn you while you're still alive, and my reluctance to bwn you once you've passed on to another life.

5/18/2011 7:32:13 PM

Why do people who try to check out early get so much gotdamn attention.

Can I get some love for fighting until the very end? It could be like a trust exercise at a corporate getaway.

5/18/2011 7:42:09 PM

5/18/2011 7:43:30 PM

Quote :

"So basically, the groom made the right call."

5/18/2011 7:49:20 PM

emce, necrophilia is a victimless crime (I totally typed narcolepsy instead of necrophilia at first lolz)

5/20/2011 4:46:35 PM

are...are you coming on to me?

5/20/2011 4:51:33 PM

I'm just saying....don't save me, just fuck my dead body.

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 4:53 PM. Reason : I won't mind, honest!]

5/20/2011 4:53:00 PM

I suppose that's not the worst thing anyone has ever said to me. And it's markedly better than hearing "I wouldn't even want you to fuck my corpse".

Hooray

5/20/2011 5:10:24 PM

Does that mean that local care worker Guo Zhongfan will be the next one to wed?

I am not familiar with their traditions over there...

5/20/2011 5:19:56 PM

...Saw this on an episode version of Bride-zilla

5/20/2011 7:05:27 PM

Quote :

"So basically, the groom made the right call."

5/20/2011 10:03:23 PM

she wanted to be judged early.

re-used jokes always hit.... right?

5/20/2011 10:06:22 PM