and why

I know i would be a horrible radio personality...

I dont have a particular style of music that i like
I dont know a lot about music
I dont know a lot of different artists or even song titles, and to be honest i dont really care to learn any of this, its all kinda just background noise to keep me from falling asleep at the wheel

What job would you suck at TWW?

(also didnt find a related topic after a couple of searches, but if there is one, free thread)

5/20/2011 10:01:32 AM

Customer relations,

As much as i like people and as much as i love my friends.

I hate dumb people and i hate PC/PR bull.

5/20/2011 10:02:51 AM

I would suck at owning TWW. I'd permanently suspend 90% of the active users.

5/20/2011 10:04:12 AM

Fluffer

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/20/2011 10:05:14 AM

i tell people im in I.T. all the time.

i know i would suck at it

5/20/2011 10:06:31 AM

Physician -> I'm way too judgemental and have little sympathy for people who bring shit on themselves or patients who are shitty human beings.

My wife was on an ICU rotation and was treating a guy who had fallen off a roof. His wife was there pretty much constantly, and after getting to know the wife pretty well, she found out that the husband was an alcoholic wife abuser, and she was mostly there because she was terrified of what would happen if he woke up and she wasn't there. My wife, being the good person that she is, did not let this affect the way she provided medical care. I would have probably 'made a mistake' that would have had dire consequences for the shitstain of a human being.

that's one example among dozens that i've heard about where i'd have let the context of the patient affect how I treated them. It's a very good thing for me that I'm never in a position to make life or death decisions for worthless humans.

5/20/2011 10:09:12 AM

chit-chat is not linkedin #2!!!

5/20/2011 10:09:18 AM

being a hipster

being a hippie (they don't work so the 'job' being whatever they do day to day)

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 10:09 AM. Reason : lkj]

customer service - get too angry at idiots and eventually lash out at tards

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 10:10 AM. Reason : lkj]

5/20/2011 10:09:43 AM

Chemist or any other lab job that require attention to detail or precise measurements.

I like to eyeball things and take short cuts. And tend not to read directions fully.

See also Engineering.

5/20/2011 10:22:24 AM

A cop.

I either just wouldn't give a fuck about anything. Or I'd get power hungry and arrest and shoot everyone.

5/20/2011 10:25:26 AM

political activist.

To be honest I just don't care that much.

5/20/2011 10:55:19 AM

secretary.

i'm male.

5/20/2011 10:57:34 AM

With how clumsy I am I'd make a terrible surgeon.

5/20/2011 10:57:46 AM

a doctor.

i hate stupid people, particularly those that are too dumb and lazy to take care of themselves.
also, i have legible handwriting.

5/20/2011 11:01:19 AM

Quote :

"chit-chat is not linkedin #2!!!"

let's see


Preacher
Engineering where math is involved
Medical pro (Doctor or Nurse, can't handle blood/injuries)
Entomologist (fuckin hate bugs)

5/20/2011 11:07:59 AM

Lawyer

i couldn't sit there and get through all of that boring reading

5/20/2011 11:09:54 AM

anything in sales, and more specifically, any job that a large % of income is based on commissions

I would stress the fuck out

5/20/2011 11:10:18 AM

Yea I couldn't do a full commission job.

And ugh nick just pointed out Entomologist gross add that to my list

I'm terrible remembering people's names, but I remember EVERYTHING else about them so whatever job that would require name knowing lol

5/20/2011 11:14:54 AM

Quote :

"Lawyer i couldn't sit there and get through all of that boring reading "

this.

Quote :

"anything in sales, and more specifically, any job that a large % of income is based on commissions"

and this. I'm too honest, and would therefore suck at sales.

5/20/2011 11:16:22 AM

Pornstar

- I could probably never bust a nut on command. Let alone take direction from some greasy perv standing in the corner 'directing' on how to fuck.
- I fall in love after sex

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 11:20 AM. Reason : LURVE]

5/20/2011 11:19:39 AM

personal assistant

"bitch, get your own damn double mocha latte skinny no whip pfffffft"

5/20/2011 11:23:20 AM

Bartender. I have to be drunk to ignore all the stupid things people subject them to socially at most bars.

5/20/2011 11:39:20 AM

President. I'm too indecisive with most things.

a Lawyer or those people on fox that that yell at each other about politics and such. I just really don't care enough to listen or defend most of the shit they talk about.

Professional athlete. I'm not the most coordinated person.

Stay at home Mom? I sometimes get depressed if I don't work, but maybe if I had an annoying baby to look after I wouldn't?

5/20/2011 11:50:36 AM

Teaching

5/20/2011 11:51:11 AM

NBA player. I suck at basketball.

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 12:56 PM. Reason : Asdfgghjkk]

5/20/2011 12:55:32 PM

soccer analyst

5/20/2011 12:56:17 PM

Quote :

" that's one example among dozens that i've heard about where i'd have let the context of the patient affect how I treated them. It's a very good thing for me that I'm never in a position to make life or death decisions for worthless humans."

I have a friend that is a physicians assistant. He was on an ER rotation, and a guy comes in with a gunshot wound to the shoulder. This was inflicted by the police, after this individual shot two cops. My buddy didn't do anything wrong, per se, but he made sure to pull his arm through the full range of motion, you know to asess the damage... "so it really hurts when I do this?"

5/20/2011 12:56:29 PM

I had a sales job for about 3 months back in 2004. I think I could have been good at it, but it was for a pager company selling pagers to stores. In 2004. I would have made more money selling my body on the street (I was 360 pounds at the time.)

5/20/2011 1:05:51 PM

outside sales

5/20/2011 1:07:36 PM

no one said "blow" yet?

son i am disappoint.

5/20/2011 2:25:42 PM

I'm not awful at blow jobs.

Not one bit.

5/20/2011 2:27:26 PM

Dancing,
Singing,
Improv anything,
English Teacher
Speaking/Announcing

5/20/2011 2:28:44 PM

Bouncer
Secret Service
Shooter/Marksman/anything that involves high level accuracy (hands are too shaky)
Electrician

5/20/2011 2:31:16 PM

^ you left out running a pizza restaurant.

5/20/2011 2:32:08 PM

Cop
Soldier

5/20/2011 2:32:59 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

5/20/2011 2:33:00 PM

President
King of England

5/20/2011 2:35:08 PM

^^^^don't forget to add "comedian" to your list of jobs you suck at

5/20/2011 2:45:50 PM

tww moderator

5/20/2011 2:47:36 PM

llama farming

5/20/2011 2:48:06 PM

Anything where I have to tell people to pay and they cant or a doctor or vet, cant stand giving people bad news, even though im told im good at it. It eats me up inside, i get way too emotionally involved in things.

5/20/2011 2:51:05 PM

Anything that paid me to be quiet.

5/20/2011 2:56:34 PM

waiter. I am clumsy, absent-minded, and not good at talking to strangers.

5/20/2011 4:01:39 PM

any job

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/20/2011 4:09:55 PM

customer service
highway patrolman

5/20/2011 4:14:18 PM

Triage doctor/nurse


I'm not real decisive

5/20/2011 4:15:27 PM

Sales - I can explain to someone why they should use a product, but I doubt I could get them excited about it. Doctor/nurse - wouldn't be able to stay objective/focused while someone had suffered major trauma. Cop or soldier - not trying to kill or be killed, especially for morally ambiguous reasons.

5/20/2011 4:32:09 PM

Surgeon, because I have no medical training I'd certainly kill anyone I operated on.

5/20/2011 5:34:33 PM

setting up threads for the next page

5/20/2011 5:38:35 PM

Setemup

5/20/2011 5:44:44 PM