FOREVER

5/25/2011 9:30:45 PM

TOO LONG.

5/25/2011 9:32:03 PM

11 HOURS

5/25/2011 9:32:39 PM

I HATE IT, WE ARE ALWAYS LATE

5/25/2011 9:36:44 PM

A few kisses, some boob action, a little heavy petting.....then all is good!






Oh you mean to go out? Between 1- 2 hours for me to get ready....depending where I'm going.

5/25/2011 9:40:11 PM

TOO DAMN LONG

5/25/2011 10:36:22 PM

what the fuck are you doing for 1-2 hours?

5/25/2011 10:51:34 PM

Shower, shave, facial routine (face pads, moisture, etc.) Make-up, dry hair, straighten hair, decide what the fuck I'm going to wear...on the days it takes 2 hrs, I'm either not in a hurry and watching tv while I get ready, or im doing some fancy curling to my hair.

5/25/2011 10:54:35 PM

I'll give you the hour...even 2 with your explanation of sitting around

but holy fuck I hope I never take 2 hours to get ready non-stop

5/25/2011 11:03:35 PM

30 minutes on a normal day
1 hr to go out
1-1.5 hours if i expect to get laid

5/25/2011 11:06:08 PM

a lil while it takes me some time to pick her out an outfit

5/25/2011 11:06:42 PM

It always takes the ugly bitches 2+ hrs to get "presentable"

5/25/2011 11:08:47 PM

getting ready to go out tip #1

create an argument quickly

quickly make up concerning said argument and say stop worrying about it and that she looks beautiful in anything

then you both can leave


arguments are the catalyst for making all things rapid

ALSO- don't forget to lie

I always lie to everyone I love, particularly concerning what time things start

5/25/2011 11:10:09 PM

Every girl I've dated for longer than a couple months has taken forever to get ready. And I bitch and moan and get angry about being late but as soon as we're there I realize it didn't matter and damn she look good. I used to always say that I liked the "real" and "down to earth" girls that could just throw on a hoodie and blue jeans and dip out with me, but those are often the ones that don't know how or when to get gussied up or look like clowns when they do. like mommy gave a nine-year-old a walmart gift card and she went nuts with the maybelline. haven't found too many girls that can ride that happy medium


tldr; do ya thang, ladies

5/25/2011 11:15:59 PM

^ I named my penis happy medium so I am sure you've found many who ride that happy medium

5/25/2011 11:21:13 PM

hahahaha nice

5/25/2011 11:26:50 PM