The more you scratch your nuts, the more your nuts itch.

5/25/2011 9:32:51 PM

BUMP

5/25/2011 9:34:41 PM

truth ITT

5/25/2011 9:35:02 PM

Sometimes my nuts don't itch at all, but I scratch them just for the hell of it.

Then I have to spend the next 10 minutes with both hands down my pants because of uncontrollable ball itch.

5/25/2011 9:37:03 PM

Truth. But it feels so right.

5/25/2011 9:37:05 PM

Yo

Same thing happens when I scratch my vulva

5/25/2011 9:37:38 PM

BITCHES GTFO

5/25/2011 9:38:37 PM

I can't wait for my hour to be up so I can make a thread about the problems with hair around your asshole.

5/25/2011 9:40:52 PM

Hahahahaha I literally have been trying to post the identical thread. Grr flood control

Title: Best way to stop dingleberries(poop on gooch hair)

First Post: Use so much conditioner on my grundle rug that it is impossible for anything to latch on.

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 9:43 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2011 9:42:02 PM

Sometimes I get caught in a nut scratching cycle while I'm washing my sack in the shower. I'll be rubbing em with my AXE® Detailer



And it's like "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about" and when I try to stop they start itching like crazy.

So I just keep washing my balls with my manly loofah until the hot water runs out.

5/25/2011 10:36:30 PM

So how does the oh no guys, I was just washing my balls with my loofah in the shower for an extended period of time excuse work out for you?

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 10:47 PM. Reason : ]

5/25/2011 10:46:22 PM

then I guess scratching anywhere on your body is a catch 22

5/25/2011 10:47:06 PM

^ Not like the balls, trust me

Head and back can also be bad, but nowhere close to balls.

5/25/2011 10:50:28 PM

I love it when you get the perfect sweet spot, so when you're scratching there your leg kicks out involuntarily like a dog getting his belly scratched

5/26/2011 8:59:35 AM

yeah, i scratch but it just makes mienutzich

5/26/2011 9:09:30 AM

Story of my life

5/26/2011 12:39:55 PM

Quote :

"Yo Same thing happens when I scratch my vulva"

5/26/2011 12:41:19 PM

It's always been a catch 2 ...for me.

5/26/2011 12:49:08 PM

Mine is usually more positive feedback loop, less paradox.

5/26/2011 1:01:24 PM