Who else gets it?


What I am referring to is this: you have unprotected sex the night before. You clean yourself out. Then the next morning when you shower, or pee, you have that slimy film still stuck inside you.

5/26/2011 10:32:08 AM

What kind of bike was it?

5/26/2011 10:33:20 AM

Its called cum scum, and its a badge of honor. A good load will still be seeping three days later.

5/26/2011 10:33:21 AM

yeah, I always want to douche, but I know its bad for my vajayjay so I just deal with it.

5/26/2011 10:33:28 AM

Fuck, I was just about to post "in before Slave Famous." To be fair, I figured he'd make some comment about getting your cuck to clean you out.

5/26/2011 10:33:50 AM

piddlebug's mind in the gutter this Thursday morning?

5/26/2011 10:34:04 AM

Oh, we're still playing the ' who has the nastiest vag' game, eh?

5/26/2011 10:34:53 AM

Quote :

"Its called cum scum, and its a badge of honor. A good load will still be seeping three days later."

5/26/2011 10:34:54 AM

The problem with these threads is that the girls think they're being gross, just to make a point to get their own forum.





But what they don't realize is that we're capable of so much more.

5/26/2011 10:35:22 AM

Yeah, wait a couple of days for when dudes start breaking out threads about spacedocking and shit.

5/26/2011 10:36:01 AM

OMG!!! I talked about this early in the ladies thread. I have to wear a panty liner at times.

Deep semen?

5/26/2011 10:36:49 AM

I haven't really been in the situation where I've had someone ejaculating inside of me, except on the rare occurrence that a condom breaks or something.

5/26/2011 10:36:59 AM

I never know if it's mine or his.... but a nice shower after sex always works.

5/26/2011 10:38:21 AM

i usually keep my shopvac plugged in when women stay over.

5/26/2011 10:39:21 AM

I think mine is a combo of that stuff that I produce when I am turned on that let's the penis slide in easier and also his semen.

5/26/2011 10:39:26 AM

The funny thing is, I don't see how these types of threads are really equivalent to tech talk, the garage, etc...

I mean, no male-made threads are coming to mind about scrote cheese, anus goatees, or bat-wings

5/26/2011 10:39:29 AM

They're coming, Jeffrey.

Its only a matter of time.

and I mean like in the next 20 minutes or so

5/26/2011 10:41:03 AM

Sweet. Before lunch please...

5/26/2011 10:42:01 AM

who likes my watch? thread


insert penis pulled over wrist pic.

5/26/2011 10:42:04 AM

you know that feeling and sound you get, when you take a grilled cheese sandwich, one with like three kraft singles in it, and pull the buttered, toasted pieces of bread apart, from one corner to the far corner... the cheese separating and melting, sucking and popping?


think about that next time.

5/26/2011 10:42:16 AM

Man, I havent l had a grilled cheese in forever! I don't think we have any sliced cheese though

5/26/2011 10:43:34 AM

haha grilled cheese sandwiches are my main craving during PMS



WITH COOPER SHARP!

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 10:46 AM. Reason : shoot out to cooper sharp!]

5/26/2011 10:45:57 AM

Now I'm craving grilled cheese. And sex.

5/26/2011 5:11:17 PM

^ queue CheesyLabia

5/26/2011 5:13:07 PM

Quote :

"OMG!!! I talked about this early in the ladies thread. I have to wear a panty liner at times."

me too!

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 7:02 PM. Reason : and damn y'all for making me want grilled cheese for supper ]

5/26/2011 7:00:32 PM

I plan on having this problem tomorrow.

5/26/2011 7:07:00 PM

I wish I could

5/26/2011 7:07:26 PM

I haven't for over a month. I feel ya.

5/26/2011 7:08:39 PM

you take a full load in the vajayjay? aint you worried about a baybay?

5/26/2011 7:09:40 PM

<3

5/26/2011 7:10:14 PM

PM SENT!

5/26/2011 7:10:40 PM

Quote :

"you know that feeling and sound you get, when you take a grilled cheese sandwich, one with like three kraft singles in it, and pull the buttered, toasted pieces of bread apart, from one corner to the far corner... the cheese separating and melting, sucking and popping?"

Thank you, Grilled Cheesus.

5/26/2011 7:12:35 PM