http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=594694 (for reference)

the bird who lives in my mailbox shrubbery dive-bomb attacked me today as I was getting the mail (and trying to take a peek at this years eggs to see if they had hatched yet.) It swooped in and rammed me with it's beak... I think it was just a warning though because it didn't break skin or anything.

I don't blame it since it was just protecting it's family, but i'm the damn landlord and have every right to check on my property. Once this crop of birds are out of the nest I'm evicting them.

I think it's a mockingbird.

5/26/2011 4:27:13 PM

This thread is for the birds

5/26/2011 4:29:00 PM

This thread is about the birds

5/26/2011 4:30:15 PM

5/26/2011 4:30:26 PM

I fucking hate Mockingbirds. Those god damn things shit all over my cars and run all the other birds off my bird feeders. I bought a BB gun this past weekend. I plan on using it.

5/26/2011 4:31:13 PM

Aww poor Smath74.. you should pee on the nest and mark your territory like it's rightfully yours.

5/26/2011 4:31:19 PM

my first thought was to get my bb gun... of course the wife is all 'what about the baby birds?'

my thing is, it would save me the trouble of having to get my bb gun and shoot them later if i just kill mama bird today.

^homeowners might not like that too much.

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 4:32 PM. Reason : ]

5/26/2011 4:32:19 PM

5/26/2011 4:33:51 PM

Exactly.


Those baby birds are going to be claiming your yard as their territory and Mockingbirds do not fuck around. They do not care about you or any other birds. They are like the Latin Kings of the bird world. I fucking hate them.

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 4:34 PM. Reason : they shit everywhere]

5/26/2011 4:34:40 PM

Quote :

"my thing is, it would save me the trouble of having to get my bb gun and shoot them later if i just kill mama bird today."

5/26/2011 4:35:22 PM

lol, yeah Molotov Cocktail that shit

5/26/2011 4:36:20 PM

5/26/2011 4:38:19 PM

i'd have to replace my mailbox and the shrubbery if i used a Molotov cocktail

5/26/2011 4:48:10 PM

ibNic Cage

5/26/2011 4:53:41 PM

use a coat hanger

5/26/2011 4:54:40 PM

i could use a coat hanger to kill the birds still in the egg.

5/26/2011 4:55:39 PM

This will not end well.

5/26/2011 4:56:30 PM

1. get a cat
2. ...
3. profit

5/26/2011 4:57:38 PM

5/26/2011 4:57:41 PM

Serve it into the neighbor's yard with a tennis racket, or yeah just blast it with a BB gun.

There was this bird at my parents' house that would go around and perch on each car mirror and shit down the side of the car. All three cars, all six mirrors, every goddamn day. My dad got fed up of wiping white shit off the car doors, so he threw some bread crumbs down and then sniped it from the 2nd story bedroom window. Good riddance.

5/26/2011 5:53:57 PM

I have another mocking bird living in the shrub beside my front porch. it has swept in at my wife a couple of times, but so far has left me alone. it has baby birds in the nest so i'm assuming once they are gone the birds will be gone too.

5/1/2014 2:17:01 PM