and GO!

5/26/2011 8:30:02 PM

What's up kid? I know shit is rough doing your bid
When the cops came you should've slid to my crib
Fuck it black, no time for looking back it's done
Plus congratulations you know you got a son
I heard he looks like you, why don't your lady write you?
Told her she should visit, that's when she got hyper
Flippin, talk about he acts too rough
He didn't listen he be riffin' while I'm telling him stuff
I was like yeah, shorty don't care, she a snake too
Fucking with the niggas from that fake crew that hate you
But yo, guess who got shot in the dome-piece?
Jerome's niece, on her way home from Jones Beach - it's bugged
Plus little Rob is selling drugs on the dime
Hangin out with young thugs that all carry 9's
At night time there's more trife than ever
What's up with Cormega, did you see 'em, are y'all together?
If so then hold the fort down, represent to the fullest
Say what's up to Herb, Ice and Bullet
I left a half a hundred in your commissary
You was my nigga when push came to shove
One what? one love

Dear Born, you'll be out soon, stay strong
Out in New York the same shit is going on
The crack-heads stalking, loud-mouths is talking
Hold, check out the story yesterday when I was walking
The nigga you shot last year tried to appear like he hurtin' something
Word to mother, I heard him fronting
And he be pumping on your block
Your man gave him your glock
And now they run together, what up son, whatever
Since I'm on the streets I'm gonna put it to a cease
But I heard you blew a nigga with a ox for the phone piece
Whylin on the Island, but now with Elmira
Better chill cause them niggas will put that ass on fire
Last time you wrote you said they tried you in the showers
But maintain when you come home the corner's ours
On the reels, all these crab niggas know the deal
When we start the revolution all they probably do is squeal
But chill, see you on the next V-I
I gave your mom dukes loot for kicks, plus sent you flicks
Your brother's buck whylin' in four maine he wrote me
He might beat his case, 'til he come home I play it low key
So stay civilised, time flies
Though incarcerated your mind (dies)
I hate it when your mum cries
It kinda wants to make me murder, for real-a
I've even got a mask and gloves to bust slugs for one love

Sometimes I sit back with a Buddha sack
Mind's in another world thinking how can we exist through the facts
Written in school text books, bibles, et cetera
Fuck a school lecture, the lies get me vexed-er
So I be ghost from my projects
I take my pen and pad for the week
And hitting L's while I'm sleeping
A two day stay, you may say I need the time alone
To relax my dome, no phone, left the 9 at home
You see the streets have me stressed somethin terrible
Fucking with the corners have a nigga up in Belleville
Or h.d.m., hit with numbers from 8 to 10
A future in a maximum state pen is grim
So I comes back home, nobody's helping shorty doo-wop
Rollin two Phillies together in the Bridge we called 'em oowops
He said, "Nas, niggas could be bustin' off the roof
So I wear a bullet proof and pack a black tres-deuce"
He inhaled so deep, shut his eyes like he was sleep
Started coughing when I peeked to watch me speak
I sat back like the mack, my army suit was black
We was chillin' on these benches where he pumped his loose cracks
I took an l when he passed it, this little bastard
Keeps me blasted he starts talking mad shit
I had to school him, told him don't let niggas fool him
'cos when the pistol blows the one that's murdered will be the cool one
Tough luck when niggas are struck, families fucked up
Could've caught your man, but didn't look when you bucked up
Mistakes happen, so take heed never bust up
At the crowd catch him solo, make the right man bleed
Shorty's laugh was cold blooded as he spoke so foul
Only twelve trying to tell me that he liked my style
Then I rose, wiping the blunts ash from my clothes
Then froze only to blow the herb smoke through my nose
And told my little man that I'm a go cyprose
There's some jewels in the skull that he can sell if he chose
Words of wisdom from Nas try to rise up above
Keep an eye out for Jake shorty what
One love

5/26/2011 8:31:19 PM

Dear EMCE

Ha-ha!

Love,
Nelson

5/26/2011 8:31:28 PM

Dear EMCE,

I'm sorry it all went down this way, but I told you to stop sending me PMs and following me. I hope you have learned your lesson.

Sincerely,
bmel

5/26/2011 8:32:08 PM

Dear EMCE,

Have you dropped the soap yet? Has someone else dropped the soap yet? I always figured you'd be the man in a relationship like that...

I hope the included cake serves you well. Its good for you as it contains all the nutrients you need. High in fiber, iron, etc. Take your time in eating and savoring it, you don't want to scarf it down too quickly.


Your friend,

zorthage

5/26/2011 8:32:45 PM

*were

5/26/2011 8:35:11 PM

I realize this thread is about writing EMCE letters as if he was in jail....which I do not dispute. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

5/26/2011 8:35:25 PM

Dear EMCE

Say hi to RachelMarie for us!

<3 puck_it

5/26/2011 8:36:30 PM

Dear EMCE,

Hey boo. I'm writing you to let you know that the cast we took of your p33n before you left is still in good shape. aaronburro and I have really gotten some use out of it. Sometimes he asks me to strap it on so he can reminisce about y'all's college experiences and all. I don't mind because I know you'd do the same for me.

Well I have to run to the store now to grab some more lube. I miss you much, and please tell Darnell I said hello (or is he going by Darnella now?).

I'll write you again next week!!!

Love,

DivaBaby19

5/26/2011 8:40:36 PM

What up black? Hold your head wherever you at
On the flow from the cops with wings on your back
That snitch nigga - gave police your location
We'll chop his body up in six degrees of separation
Killer listen, shit ain't the same without you at home
Phony niggas walk around tryin to be your clone
They really fear you, when you was at home they was pale
That's why they wanna see you either dead or in jail
By the time you hear this rhyme you'll probably be locked up
Tried to hide somewhere along the lines your plans slipped up
Got caught up in a crime that you can't take back
Reminisce on how I used to pick you up in the Ac
Years ago when we was younger seemed the hood took us under very deep
Wonderin who snitched it got me losin lots of sleep
at night, you know my mouth is tight
I never sang to the cops cause that shit ain't right
Sometimes I stroll past the scene of the crime and backtrack
Damn - why the situation go down like dat?
It'll be a long time before the heat dies down
And a - couple of years 'fore we see you around
But 'til then maintain and keep your story the same
The cops is grabbin wrong niggas, lookin for someone to blame
They harrassin, strugglin to find the truth
There's a chance ya case'll get thrown out, cause they ain't got no proof
to say you're guilty, your fingerprints filthy
Deliver - me the gun, I'll tie it to a brick and throw it in the river
Make sure it sinks to the bottom
Outsmart police, snuck you out the projects, we got 'em
But still, but still, but still...

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 8:45 PM. Reason : s]

5/26/2011 8:43:33 PM

word up but wasnt Big Noyd just on the run and not locked up

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 8:46 PM. Reason : and its not surprising]

5/26/2011 8:46:10 PM

dear EMCE,

Find Morgan Freeman, he will get you a cell phone, it should only cost you like 50 bucks worth of canteen shit. Just dont go trying to ask the officers yourself, they will kick your ass, or Morgan Freeman will kick your ass for trying to compete with him. Once you get the cell phone, post up on TWW. See if you can find MrMojoDealer while you are there, see what he can get you. Only drop the soap if the guy next to you is hot as fuck.

5/26/2011 8:53:45 PM

I think so?

I can't remember, honestly.

5/26/2011 8:53:46 PM

EMCE,
I will wait for you.

ShawnaC123


P.S. The test results came in and Jeff jr. isn't your biological son.

5/26/2011 8:55:57 PM

dear EMCE,

Shawna sucks at monopoly

5/26/2011 8:56:45 PM

dear emce

Stinger is a got damn liar.

ShawnaC123

5/26/2011 8:57:34 PM

LOL at my stupid thread spawning this.

5/26/2011 9:01:34 PM

EMCE,

My penis stands erect as a monument to your former greatness. May my comrade's penis's stand erect to let everyone know you were here, with us, on the outside, grabbing strange like you know it all.

May you make the other inmate's penis's erect as they stand behind what was once a former glory of ours as they have their way with you. Embrace their stance, their might and their will.

Best Regards,

merbig

5/26/2011 9:02:12 PM

http://www.prisontalk.com/forums/showthread.php?s=ba1758804a1dfeff93a187acb1388fdc&t=507280

5/26/2011 9:54:35 PM

Dear EMCE,

I know I never capitalized on your offer to mail me some Dinosaur BBQ sauce...but now I know you can't get any of that shit in jail. So I'm gonna drive up to 'Cuse and buy some for YOU and see if I can get the guards to gitchusome.

Love,
dweedle

5/26/2011 9:58:49 PM

quit scraping your tootbrush on the concrete floor past lights out. I'm trying to sleep.

-Love,
C204

5/26/2011 10:00:00 PM

Quote :

"http://www.prisontalk.com/forums/showthread.php?s=ba1758804a1dfeff93a187acb1388fdc&t=507280"

Do the crime, do the time

5/26/2011 10:00:16 PM

lol

tootbrush

5/26/2011 10:00:30 PM

Dear EMCE,

I got a phone call from your family today. They are as equally confused about this whole thing as the rest of us. This stint has been going on for days now--we're all very upset and we wish you would please just call this off. I'll say again as I have said in my other letters, your conjugal visit to RachelMarie is not a "god given right" and it is by no means a "vacation". No one has permitted you to stay in her cell for this long. Three weeks? And you know the only reason the warden hasn't caught on is because you blend into a prison atmosphere like it was your second skin.

We'd all like to see you come home. Wrap it up with your boo and come back to us.

With love,
-Netstorm

P.S. A black guy tried to get me to fill a prescription for him at the pharmacy of the Wal-Mart in Garner. I did the whole "anxious white smile nod and move on" maneuver, and it didn't please him. This is not information of any real advantage to you at this time, but I thought it was funny. Not that it's particularly out of the normal behavior for that shitty Wal-Mart in Garner, god that place is awful. So yeah.

5/26/2011 10:04:11 PM

EMCE,
If Nasty Nate asks for your fruit cocktail at lunch, say no. If you give it to him, you will have to give it to everyday and you will not get your vitamins. A bit of advice...find the squirrel master.

<3

gunzz

5/26/2011 10:04:34 PM

emce,
had your shit pushed in yet?

-anonymous

5/26/2011 10:07:32 PM

5/26/2011 10:09:34 PM

Dear EMCE:

Thanks for the suggestion on how to slice and cook garlic. The guys love it.

See you when we get out

Love,

Paulie

5/26/2011 10:11:13 PM

ahahahahahaha

5/26/2011 10:11:47 PM