I'll start:

A.
When you want it, you can't get it.
When you don't want it, it's everywhere.

5/28/2011 3:49:28 PM

B. don't want what you can't have.

5/28/2011 3:50:33 PM

C. Grass is always greener on the other side

5/28/2011 3:54:33 PM

5/28/2011 3:59:56 PM

4) don't date a friends ex

5/28/2011 4:02:45 PM

^

5/28/2011 4:30:24 PM

Never trust a fart.

5/28/2011 4:35:20 PM

no longer unwritten once you post them amirite

5/28/2011 5:13:32 PM

The more you get, the more you want.

5/28/2011 5:16:48 PM

tough titty said the kitty cause there ain't no milk

5/28/2011 5:19:37 PM

You can say terrible things about someone without insult as long as it is preceded by "Bless his/her heart..."

5/28/2011 7:15:38 PM

I dont want to meet a hot chick tonight.





Boom! Just guaranteed I'll meet a hot chick tonight. OH YEEEEEA!

5/28/2011 7:18:52 PM

Even if you're 99.9999999% sure but know there is a .0000001% uncertainty involved, that .0000001% uncertainty will have an affect on the outcome 100% of the time.

5/28/2011 9:02:50 PM

Quote :

"I dont want to meet a hot chick tonight. Boom! Just guaranteed I'll meet a hot chick tonight. OH YEEEEEA!"

Only life knows when you're kidding or not. If the conjecture were true based on reality, you'd have to truly feel that way in order for it to work.

For instance, if you become gay overnight... for real... then hot chicks will want you naturally.

The fact that you give-a-shit just a little bit makes you that more unattractive.

5/28/2011 9:06:22 PM

GeniuSxBoY

[Edited on May 28, 2011 at 9:07 PM. Reason : ]

5/28/2011 9:07:12 PM