http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/01/bodyguard-stun-glove-leaps-out-of-comic-books-into-the-arms-of/

Quote :

"What's better than a seasoned crime fighter? How about a seasoned crime fighter packing a 300,000-volt punch? A new prototype stun-glove is poised to make such Robocop-inspired dreams a reality, integrating a non-lethal taser, LED flashlight, and laser guided video camera into a fetching piece of futuristic armor. Activated by pulling out a grenade-like pin and palming an embedded finger pad, the Armstar BodyGuard 9XI-HD01 sparks a loud and visible arc of electricity between its wrist-mounted taser spikes, a sight that inventor David Brown hopes will encourage would-be crooks to surrender. The gauntlet's hard plastic shell is even roomy enough to add GPS equipment, biometrics, chemical sensors, or other embedded additions, as needed. The first batch of pre-production superhero gloves will hit the streets of LA later this year for testing and evaluation. Need more? Check out the via to see Kevin Costner (what field of dreams did he walk out of?) take the edge off this shocker in a surprisingly dull video"

6/1/2011 11:17:36 AM

6/1/2011 11:19:39 AM

Cool - I can't wait for the first street thug power glove wearer versus first cop power glove wearer battle of the century.

6/1/2011 11:19:45 AM

I love the Powerglove. It's so bad.

6/1/2011 11:20:15 AM

It'll still be about a month before they unlock the third island and the static thrusters ability though.

6/1/2011 11:21:21 AM

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"street thug power glove wearer versus first cop power glove wearer battle of the century."

6/1/2011 11:21:40 AM

300,000 volts?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_shock#Lethality

6/1/2011 11:23:47 AM

Kind of like Fox News reporting there are 18 foot sharks off the coast of Long Island this morning and that the space shuttle Atlantis went 17 times the speed of light.

6/1/2011 11:25:06 AM

do what?

6/1/2011 11:30:19 AM

you didn't read about the warp drive they installed?

6/1/2011 11:31:59 AM

hurricane katrina killed 60 billion people

6/1/2011 11:32:33 AM

wat

6/1/2011 11:33:19 AM

Yeah and the national debt is 14.3 trillion, whatever....oh wait

6/1/2011 11:34:05 AM

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"300,000 volts? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_shock#Lethality "

the question is "at what amperage?"

6/1/2011 11:35:39 AM

Amperage doesn't matter

The only thing that matters in this case is induction

Beacuse this thing is gonna be inducin' some whoopass

6/1/2011 11:36:35 AM

ohm's law

Q = I² * R * t

good night, sweet prince

6/1/2011 11:37:16 AM

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"the question is "at what amperage?""

The amperage is -1. Turns out the power glove drains the electricity out of the perps.

6/1/2011 11:46:42 AM

but only if there are more electricities in the perps than in the glove's batteries

diffusion

6/1/2011 11:48:08 AM

that reminds me of the Zoloft commercial from a few years back.

"Are you a sad little blob? You may have too many dots in your Nerve A."

6/1/2011 12:52:03 PM

To me this is just stupid. I want something I can shoot from 15-20 feet away and have it zap the bejesus out of them while I'm at a safe distance. I definitely don't want to be point blank where they can grab me and shock me too. That's just retarded.

6/1/2011 1:00:20 PM

STOP SHOCKING YOURSELF
STOP SHOCKING YOURSELF
STOP SHOCKING YOURSELF
[/nelson muntz]

6/1/2011 1:02:22 PM

don't tase-punch me, bro!

6/1/2011 1:03:06 PM

If you just continue to shout "STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!" it's carte blanche to beat the bejesus out of anyone you consider a perp.

6/1/2011 1:06:15 PM

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"The amperage is -1. "

it's not really negative, you just drew your arrow the wrong way


what is the camera for? why does it have a laser? why not a head mounted camera?

6/1/2011 2:22:12 PM

Personally I'd like a glove with a circular saw at the end of it.

6/1/2011 2:35:00 PM

^done

6/1/2011 3:00:47 PM

lol

6/1/2011 3:00:59 PM

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[Edited on June 1, 2011 at 3:02 PM. Reason : ]

6/1/2011 3:01:46 PM

fail

6/1/2011 3:02:05 PM

naw it kept adding shit to it...BS

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6/1/2011 3:03:47 PM