http://whitepowermilk.com

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6/1/2011 12:50:47 PM

bop

6/1/2011 1:00:18 PM

Gross

6/1/2011 1:01:58 PM

wtf

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"rich, beautiful, white girls "

hey that's just like your opinion and stuff, man

6/1/2011 1:02:38 PM

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"You can taste both high and low culture from her mouth."

Haha i say we paypal this shit up and order an ounce of this shit. It'll be like that invisibility thing that i found and evan took credit for

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6/1/2011 1:04:02 PM

Pass

If they launched a mayonnaise sister site, however, my pants would already be around my ankles.

6/1/2011 1:04:38 PM

I'm sure i've told this story every time anyone mentions mayonnaise in person or online or in one of my many mayo phone conversations but...


When i was in middle school, there was this girl who would bring a mayonnaise jar and eat it with a spoon for lunch. Surprisingly she is still pretty damn skinny

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6/1/2011 1:07:10 PM

a fool and his money are easily parted

6/1/2011 1:08:18 PM

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"Sarah's milk is bold, characteristically thick and buttery like melted vanilla ice cream. Collectors tend to enjoy her as a dessert. A little goes a long way, so take your time. Allow her flavors to permeate the mouth slowly. It's not a race."

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"Georgie contains a deep milk, rich with tradition. She epitomizes taste. Different flavors surface at various stages, yet they are controlled like a great opera singer at work. She begins with a time-honored, noble creaminess then surprises with a touch of fresh mint. She's young, after all."

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"Cassidy offers a soothing milk consistently cool and fresh. There's a trace of something on the verge of blossoming within her mouth that's agreeably mellow. This is a rare time. Untouched, she is supple and attracts collectors seeking something new. "

6/1/2011 1:08:34 PM

this is almost the craziest shit i have seen in the interweb

6/1/2011 1:13:27 PM

This...I don't know. I'm seldom actually surprised by the internet anymore, but this delivered. Thanks.

Who wants to split 2oz?

6/1/2011 1:28:07 PM

once there was this kid who

6/1/2011 1:33:21 PM

Yo slave famous you trying to make chocolatemayonnaiseofchampions.com?

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6/1/2011 2:14:56 PM