what are the pros / cons ?

6/4/2011 11:00:48 PM

pros: you get off

cons: you don't

6/4/2011 11:02:21 PM

6/4/2011 11:08:39 PM

Your penis will form blisters, rashes, redness, pain, irritation, cuts, bruises, loss of sensitivity.

6/4/2011 11:11:47 PM

Imagine how much better masturbation would be if you trained on the shakeweight. Probably with frequent masturbation for me is that i blow my load in under 10 seconds. Hard to get a solid work out going.

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6/4/2011 11:12:19 PM

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6/4/2011 11:34:23 PM

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6/4/2011 11:35:43 PM

I do know that after shake weight you can squeze cum out of a stone

6/4/2011 11:45:57 PM

Oh that should be problem. Stupid autocorrect

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6/5/2011 8:59:21 AM

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6/5/2011 9:03:28 AM

6/19/2011 3:37:59 PM

those Sumerians are some sick fucks

6/19/2011 4:12:52 PM

Barring plague of frogs, err, tadpoles, that'd be one low sperm count.

6/19/2011 4:15:16 PM

30%...wow

6/19/2011 7:25:18 PM

^ yeah seriously

6/19/2011 7:43:08 PM

In spite of my best attempts, I couldn't help but get a visual of a female porcupine masturbating against some sort of wooden protrusion. Also - a kangaroo sucking its own wang.


And thirdly, I am sure the family dog licks itself for such a long period of time because "it's how they clean themselves." More like it's doing the animal kingdom equivalent of masturbating in the shower in the middle of the freaking livingroom. This has now been topped by female porcupines using natural dildos in the woodland.

6/19/2011 7:49:44 PM

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"those Sumerians are some sick fucks"

Sooo I actually knew that. I learned it in a 400 level History class (History of the Near East). Our professor's name was Dr. Sack

6/19/2011 8:07:00 PM

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"30%...wow"

yeah thats the one that suck with me

but i too saw the porcupine and the stick

6/19/2011 10:35:56 PM

My biceps.....are just so totally rock hard

6/24/2011 5:53:09 AM

My grip strength is amazing after years of masturbation.

6/24/2011 7:56:25 AM