Shampoo
Soap
Brush Teeth
Shave, if needed
Fap

6/5/2011 2:33:03 PM

Shampoo (about every 2-3 days)
Put in conditioner
Soap or body wash
Shave (if needed)
Wash face
Pumice feet (sometimes)
Rinse out conditioner

6/5/2011 2:34:40 PM

Brush teeth (if I haven't done it already outside of the shower)
Soap
Shave
Shampoo

6/5/2011 2:37:25 PM

get in shower:

face/neck/ears
chest/stomach
arms/legs
pits
junk/grundle/taint
ass
feet
shampoo (1-2 days)

get out of shower:

teeth

6/5/2011 2:39:17 PM

shit
shave
shower

6/5/2011 2:40:20 PM

in shower:
shampoo
put in conditioner
scrub face
rinse conditioner
soap or body wash
shave

out of shower:
lotion
leave in conditioner
perfume
dry and straighten hair/put on makeup/primp/etc.

6/5/2011 2:44:05 PM

1: Wash hair
2: Wash body
3: Just stand there enjoying the hot water until it starts running out

6/5/2011 2:56:18 PM

Shampoo
Soap
Shave if needed

I do not brush my teeth or fap in the shower. Frankly I'd never even heard of brushing my teeth there, and now that I have, I think it sounds gross.

6/5/2011 2:56:41 PM

Apply shampoo and conditioner at the same time
Use lathered hands to wash body
Brush teeth
Rinse hair
Get out.

6/5/2011 2:57:41 PM

I'll bet EMCE's feet smell like ass.

Ass comes last.

6/5/2011 2:59:52 PM

Rule one of shower: Do not fap in shower.

With that said:
Pee
Shampoo
Conditioner (usually every other day but hair is getting longer so almost everyday now)
Soap
Shave (once a week on Sundays usually)
Stand around in hot shower drying out skin for ~10 minutes, sometime getting extra lazy and sit

[Edited on June 5, 2011 at 3:14 PM. Reason : v I forgot pee.]

6/5/2011 3:00:04 PM

turn on water
get in immediately
piss
turn off water
get out

6/5/2011 3:04:35 PM

be more specific ladies, we don't know if you mean legs, pubes, armpits, mustache or what

6/5/2011 3:11:49 PM

shampoo
rinse shampoo
conditioner
comb conditioner through hair
shave
body wash/exfoliate
face wash
rinse out conditioner

6/5/2011 3:19:43 PM

Face
Arms/back
Chest/stomach/legs/feet
Junk
Shampoo

Shave
Brush teeth

6/5/2011 3:22:40 PM

get in shower
shower
get out of shower

6/5/2011 3:32:59 PM

shampoo
put conditioner in
shave
body wash
rinse conditioner out
wash face

the whole teeth brushing while in the shower thing seriously is grossing me out. hot water teeth brushing

6/5/2011 3:37:01 PM

shampoo
conditioner
wash/exfoliate body
wash face
shave
scrub feets
wash out conditioner

6/5/2011 3:41:17 PM

also i brush my teeth after breakfast. so after i shower i usually eat a special K bar or a glass of OJ whilst getting ready

THEN

i brush my teeth right before i leave the house

that way my teeth are clean and my breath is so fresh and so clean clean for work

6/5/2011 3:42:45 PM

6/5/2011 3:43:42 PM

http://www.carolinahuddle.com/forum/the-lounge/56353-n-c-state-is-urging-its-male-students-to-stop-masturbating.html

6/5/2011 3:49:50 PM

wet all over
wet hair
shampoo applied
body wash applied
body wash rinsed
shampoo rinsed
*conditioner applied
shave face
*conditioner rinsed
body rinsed well


*once/twice a week

6/5/2011 3:52:43 PM

wash
shampoo
soap
shampoo again if I forgot that I did already
stand for 10 mins enjoying hot water

6/5/2011 3:55:31 PM

yep, never brushed teeth in shower

6/5/2011 3:55:43 PM

Shampoo:
hair
beard

Wash:
Arms/chest/back
legs/feet
crotchal region
hind parts

6/5/2011 4:05:07 PM

Shampoo
Face wash
Proactive face scrub
Shave arm pits
shave legs/private area (every 2-3 days)
rinse hair
Conditioner
Body wash
rinse conditioner


Put on Lotion after EVERY shower....gotta keep the skin soft!!!

6/5/2011 4:08:51 PM

Shampoo
Put in conditioner
Wash face
If shaving, body scrub then shave
If not, body soap
Rinse conditioner

6/5/2011 4:22:28 PM

Shampoo
Wash face while rinsing hair
Wash body
Shave
GTFO

6/5/2011 4:24:25 PM

Shave
Shampoo
Body
Shampoo again
Conditioner

[Edited on June 5, 2011 at 4:29 PM. Reason : i meant fap, fap, fap fap, fap]

6/5/2011 4:28:39 PM

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

6/5/2011 4:37:45 PM

Money_Jones hay!

gg

6/5/2011 4:39:29 PM

I'm with EMCE. You gotta do face/neck/ears before you can do anything else.

6/5/2011 4:40:55 PM

Well face/neck/ears get taken care of when I shampoo, so it kind of gtes lumped into that. Maybe i should have just put "Shampoo: HEAD". It would have been more accurate.

Also, I need to move feet to between crotchal region and hind parts.

6/5/2011 4:47:47 PM

hair
rinse hair
face
body
rinse
dry
deodorant
dress

if i'm in a hurry
hair
rinse hair
face
pits
crotch
rinse
dry
deodorant
dress

6/5/2011 4:51:37 PM

Stand under water for 10 minutes scratching balls
Pee in drain (it's all pipes)
Shampoo
Soap

[Edited on June 5, 2011 at 5:10 PM. Reason : parsonsb gets dressed in the shower wtf]

6/5/2011 5:10:15 PM

Shampoo (about every 2-3 days)
Put in conditioner
Soap or body wash
Shave (if needed)
Wash face
Brush teeth
Rinse out conditioner

6/5/2011 5:27:19 PM

Brush teeth
Shampoo
Conditioner
Wash face
Body wash
Shave
Baby Oil

6/5/2011 5:31:02 PM

Quote :

"Shampoo (about every 2-3 days)"

GROSS

6/5/2011 5:48:31 PM

shave
shampoo
body wash
rinse

6/5/2011 6:45:27 PM

Sat here and thought about this for a minute, I actually have a very similar routine that rarely changes

Lather up washcloth, then:

left arm
right arm
chest, stomach
neck, back
left leg
right leg
in between legs
feet
face
shampoo

6/6/2011 12:06:53 AM

Yall are doing it wrong.

6/6/2011 12:08:06 AM

wet hair
shampoo
rinse hair
shampoo
rinse hair
condition
wash w fantastic pouf ball
shave
rinse conditioner

Quote :

"the whole teeth brushing while in the shower thing seriously is grossing me out. hot water teeth brushing "

QFT.

6/6/2011 12:12:25 AM

get into shower


fall asleep

wake up in pile of my own shit



living by yourself is amazing

6/6/2011 12:13:03 AM

All ya'll are WRONG. everyone has forgotten step 1. get naked.

6/6/2011 12:17:01 AM

no. sleep naked.

6/6/2011 12:17:26 AM

Wet hair and body
shampoo
Rinse
Conditioner
Shave if I need to
Wash my body
Wash my face
Rinse out conditioner
Kiss my boyfriend
Dry off

6/6/2011 12:18:15 AM

Correction

I masturbate alone in the shower at 7 AM American Beauty style behind obscured frosted glass

6/6/2011 12:18:31 AM

.

[Edited on June 6, 2011 at 12:22 AM. Reason : does work when stategrad sneaks that post in...]

6/6/2011 12:18:54 AM

Shower fappers are disgusting

6/6/2011 12:19:22 AM

6/6/2011 12:24:14 AM