First, you need a bicycle with training wheels:

6/6/2011 10:35:24 PM

I'll chip in some change to get her that one

6/6/2011 10:36:17 PM

the most important thing is to wear a mini skirt.....to make you more aerodynamic

6/6/2011 10:37:18 PM

Can you drive.....stick?
I can learn...if you teach me

6/6/2011 10:39:24 PM

Wear leggings

Be prepared to fall atleast 10 times.

This will not end well

6/6/2011 10:40:43 PM

NYAN NYA NYAN NYAN BIKE

6/6/2011 10:41:02 PM

I've already offered her my Schwinn Jaguar






I'll get that bitch a bike. Bitches loves bikes!

[Edited on June 6, 2011 at 10:41 PM. Reason : .]

6/6/2011 10:41:04 PM

do it in the grass

6/6/2011 10:41:11 PM

forget the leggings
skirt and knee pads lol

6/6/2011 10:50:17 PM

fuck that bike, start with a trike

6/6/2011 11:48:46 PM

i ♥ this thread

6/7/2011 1:39:07 AM

6/7/2011 1:44:34 AM

omg lol

6/7/2011 12:43:22 PM

gunzz : egyeyes :: Ed O'Neill : Sofia Vergara

[Edited on June 7, 2011 at 12:48 PM. Reason : .]

6/7/2011 12:47:58 PM

hahah

now trish, when i start pushing i want you pedal
and pedal hard

6/7/2011 9:45:51 PM

6/7/2011 9:48:25 PM

6/7/2011 9:49:53 PM

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE

6/8/2011 12:00:54 AM

teach egyeyes how to ride a p33n

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/8/2011 3:00:38 AM

isn't there a nake bike ride happening soon?

6/8/2011 3:02:37 AM

Quote :

"ITT teach egyeyes how to ride a bicycle dildopogostick"

6/8/2011 4:38:45 AM

are you practicing?

6/15/2011 10:18:21 PM

on a bicycle or a dildopogostick?

6/15/2011 10:19:41 PM

shit, why not both?

6/15/2011 10:21:31 PM

6/15/2011 10:26:04 PM

that how to chart is hilarious

6/15/2011 10:29:10 PM

I think that chart just taught me a new move.

6/15/2011 10:33:56 PM