chicks be starrin at my junk all day!

i can't decide if i should be flattered or not.

i mean just now i was getting coffee, this broad was starrin at my junk, I looked down and could clearly see the rim of my cock. i looked at her and winked. she blushed and walked out of the break room.

6/7/2011 2:36:35 PM

pics or the weiner didn't happen

6/7/2011 2:38:28 PM

pics or the weiner didn't happen

6/7/2011 2:40:25 PM

pics or the weiner didn't happen

6/7/2011 2:41:11 PM

weiner or the pics didn't happen

6/7/2011 2:41:49 PM

Cocks don't have rims. Its yours genitals, not the Grand Canyon.

6/7/2011 2:42:06 PM

i watched a River Monsters last night on this piranha cousin in Papua New Guinea, it was basically known for biting off swimmers' cock-n-balls

6/7/2011 2:42:57 PM

This is why I never wore my NC State gym shorts to the gym

6/7/2011 2:43:35 PM

i miss my NCSU PE shirt from 2003 ... one of the more comfortable/dimension-retaining t-shirts ive ever had

6/7/2011 2:44:20 PM

ok...i gotta find a place to snap a pic of my junk....hold on

6/7/2011 2:45:21 PM

Christ I can't wait...30 year old men taking cock pics is really the only thing that brings me back here anymore

6/7/2011 2:46:10 PM

^^^haha I kept mine when I finally got one with my HS graduation year on it...99

and yay I love junk pics

[Edited on June 7, 2011 at 2:53 PM. Reason : lol]

6/7/2011 2:46:11 PM

Lewd weiner pic sent from sparky's account

6/7/2011 2:49:07 PM

oh no...on second thought i'm concerned about weiner pics compromising my political future. i don't wan't to turn out like the Weiner who posted pics of his weiner.

6/7/2011 2:52:53 PM

well I won't sleep with you unless I get a pic of your junk first

6/7/2011 2:53:42 PM

oh snap!

6/7/2011 2:55:33 PM

You until recently had a pic in your gallery of you in nothing but boyshorts, apparently in the middle of a striptease. Your political future is already fucked.

6/7/2011 2:56:55 PM

no...that was me as Party Boy for Halloween. But your point is valid.

6/7/2011 3:02:08 PM

Is this your girl?

6/7/2011 3:10:47 PM

no

6/7/2011 3:11:55 PM

I was gonna say that is pretty hot and I don't even know what that person's body REALLY looks like.

6/7/2011 3:12:27 PM

I just sang the South Park Imagination song, except I said 'ejaculation' instead. Nice pics. I'm hard. If that aint your wife, hook a brotha up via PM, nahmean?

6/7/2011 3:49:19 PM

I'll give this thread two thumbs up

6/7/2011 3:53:11 PM

punchmonk saved this thread

6/7/2011 3:55:59 PM

SEE....NO BUENO!!!

6/7/2011 3:56:50 PM

This overly elaborate Congressman Weiner joke has really played itself out.

6/7/2011 3:57:31 PM

6/7/2011 3:58:26 PM

you just like talking about your junk

6/7/2011 4:02:53 PM

dude i'm just sayin...chicks be starin

now i know how Weiner feels!!

[Edited on June 7, 2011 at 4:12 PM. Reason : i know i'm not the only dude who has experienced this phenomenon...looking at you EMCE]

6/7/2011 4:10:26 PM

oh i bet you do know how weiner feels

6/7/2011 4:12:19 PM

Quote :

"now i know how Weiner feels!!"

lol

6/7/2011 4:13:42 PM

If you think people are staring now, try going to the beach in one of these

6/7/2011 4:31:57 PM

Haha, niiice. I always love it when peter wears those under armor gym shorts. Mmmm

6/7/2011 4:37:25 PM

^^HOT!!

6/7/2011 4:44:46 PM

6/7/2011 5:06:37 PM

I Fucking hate clowns

6/7/2011 5:15:52 PM

^Wow, that guy must owe the mafia some heavy sums of money

6/7/2011 6:06:22 PM

wow

people still wear silk boxers?

do they match your silk shirt?

6/7/2011 6:56:48 PM

I hope it's a purple silk shirt
and we can slow dance to some boyz II men

6/7/2011 6:58:35 PM

silk boxers on a summer day?


does not compute

6/7/2011 7:03:52 PM

I heard you can buy silk boxers at Uptown Cheapskate

6/7/2011 7:06:01 PM

i generally just wear silk boxers to sleep in. well last night i took a shower, put my silk boxers on and went to bed. i over slept a bit this morning and when i got dressed i forget to change my underwear. NO BUENO!!

6/7/2011 8:28:35 PM

You sure it wasn't the chicks starrin at your junk in shock of the putrid smell of stanky silks?

6/7/2011 8:52:12 PM

for some reason silk boxers gross me out

6/7/2011 8:55:20 PM

This thread is hilarious

6/7/2011 9:38:46 PM

^ agreed


punchmonk gets the assist!

6/7/2011 9:44:14 PM

buncha cock-looking guys up in here

6/8/2011 5:22:13 AM

so i meant to let you guys know what i ended up doing to help myself not be so self conscious. unfortunately i'm not quite big enough to do the tuck under method with out at least being at half mast, so instead i just pulled my boxers down a bit which allowed my to do the tuck under. it was a bit uncomfortable and i had to readjust any time i got up from my desk but at least i felt better about it.

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 9:11 AM. Reason : /blog]

6/8/2011 9:11:12 AM

lmao man

Quote :

"i watched a River Monsters last night on this piranha cousin in Papua New Guinea, it was basically known for biting off swimmers' cock-n-balls"

I, too, was watching that.


Hey, who's the hot chick in those pics and (not that I mind) why are they posted in this thread?

6/8/2011 12:06:45 PM

a girl in sparky's gallery. users asked if it was his hot wife. apparently it's not. fantasies ruined for dozens.

6/8/2011 12:12:02 PM