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"2) Moderating isn't all cake and ice cream."

This is some bullshit double standards.

We can't talk about cake and ice cream without being suspended and having our threads deleted. Every time one of us would so much as mention a goddamn sprinkle we'd have begonias on our ass, claiming there was never any ice cream, that the cake is a lie, that we should just stop posting about it. We've all heard the rumors that sexpencil stole up to three pounds of street-level cake and ice cream with what qntmfred has called "intent to distribute for free at office parties". We all saw how certain members of TWW, namely LunaK, punchmonk and egyeyes have run interference with the dessert subject by "sparking a Girl Talk revolution" to distract us. None of this is as it seems. It is all a cover-up, engineered at the highest level by the most elite of elite.

And now qntmfred is on the misdirect with this whole thumper business that obviously no one cares about, all the while his secret agenda is to just sort of mention aside that there isn't cake and ice cream for moderators. BULLSHIT qntmfred, WE KNOW ABOUT THE FUCKING CAKE AND ICE CREAM.

I FOR ONE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

The transparency of this TWW administration has been an intentional policy funded by the cake and ice cream industry. We've been lied to and made to believe that the cake and ice cream that the few are afforded has been hard-earned, when we've all seen the facts come to light that the moderators are in fact enjoying a constant stream of titillating cake and ice cream hush money. Just this past week, it was revealed that Ruckus contains a secret ice cream bar in its basement that for the past however-many years has been home to the physical TWW Staff headquarters.

The very brick and mortar of this web community has and always will be the uninterrupted flow of cake and ice cream to what rbrthwrd has described as the "friends of moderators/ popular posters". TWW is the ultimate pyramid scheme. Fuck WorkForStudents and Mary Kay, do any of those "institutions" reward predictable and consistent behavior benefiting the community with cake and ice cream? No, no they do not.

In closing, thank you all for making me think too hard once again about cake and ice cream, making me sound like a regular poster from TSB, and leading me to write this treatise on conspiracy instead of working on the cake and ice cream board of review. much love.

tl;dr 1) TWW is a dessert fraud. 2) Moderating is ALL cake and ice cream. 3) Treat people with dignity even if they don't benefit the flow of the cake and ice cream 4) TWW is NOT free cake and ice cream 5) Cake and ice cream is permanent.





[Edited on June 10, 2011 at 12:46 AM. Reason : cake]

6/10/2011 12:43:31 AM

6/10/2011 12:44:45 AM

boo this thread sucks I thought it would be about ice cream cake!

6/10/2011 12:45:42 AM

I lol'd and now I want some cake and icecream

6/10/2011 12:46:03 AM

solution is obviously ice cream cake

6/10/2011 12:46:45 AM

6/10/2011 12:46:48 AM

i love you all like a fat kid loves cake

6/10/2011 12:47:13 AM

yo that cake looks good.. all i've got is oreo's and milk. they'll do.

6/10/2011 12:47:27 AM

lawl

I wish someone would post the cupcake dog

6/10/2011 12:49:43 AM

OMG YUM

6/10/2011 12:50:27 AM

As illustrated: the hypnotic, anger-driven response concerning cake without ice cream as exhibited by a standard TWW member.

[Edited on June 10, 2011 at 12:53 AM. Reason : f]

6/10/2011 12:52:52 AM

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6/10/2011 1:00:20 AM

This thread is bullshit.

Clearly I am not one of the most elite of elite because I have yet to see any of this cake and ice cream you speak of.

I say qntmfred owes us ALL some real cake and ice cream.

LET ZEM EAT CAKE!!

6/10/2011 1:02:51 AM

CAKE OR DEATH

6/10/2011 1:05:34 AM

I CALL FOR A REDISTRIBUTION OF DESSERT WEALTH.

The system as it stands cannot be fixed, it MUST be covered in a thick coat of chocolate, frozen, and used as a base for creating a totally new form of dessert government.

6/10/2011 1:15:41 AM

i love ice cream cake

so much

6/10/2011 1:22:02 AM

i really want ice cream cake now.

6/10/2011 1:22:50 AM

I want sorbet!




Or gelato...gelato will do.

6/10/2011 1:23:08 AM

Pretty sure I navent had ice cream cake in over a year.

6/10/2011 1:23:49 AM

been at least that long for me as well

6/10/2011 1:24:25 AM

^Then you must have had a falling out with the Council of the Frozen Treats.

Quote :

"i love ice cream cake so much"

You would LunaK, you've been conditioned to love it without question by the quantum man. You're part of the delicious, cakey system that's oppressed us for so long!

6/10/2011 1:26:06 AM

Quote :

"the Council of the Frozen Treats"

this is a governing body i could get behind.

6/10/2011 1:26:57 AM

ice cream cake is only good if it has that chocolate crunchy stuff in it

I've only known Carvel to use it BUT THAT STUFF IS LIKE CRACK

6/10/2011 1:27:34 AM

Didn't qntmfred bring cookies to the last tunnel painting? I thought he was being really sweet, only to find out he was withholding cake and ice cream

6/10/2011 1:30:39 AM

6/10/2011 1:32:03 AM

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"Didn't qntmfred bring cookies to the last tunnel painting? I thought he was being really sweet, only to find out he was withholding cake and ice cream "

Pfffft, that was merely an offering of table-scraps to the plebeians that work tirelessly to keep this community running. If he didn't toss us the occasional cookie or snickerdoodle the entire ice cream cake palace would come down in a melty, gooey, freezing mess on his head.

6/10/2011 1:32:40 AM

^, ^^^

Who do you guys think is slaving away in the kitchen MAKING all of these cookies and cakes????

THAT'S RIGHT... ITS punchmonk

Does that seem fair to you!!?!?!?!?

I call for a 2nd TWW FEMALE REVOLUTION PRONTO!

she is really getting the short end of the stick, here

6/10/2011 1:33:26 AM

this use of bold for a 2-line summary of OPs has a great future here

6/10/2011 1:35:18 AM

Nah, they were chips ahoy I believe. We don't even get the homemade shit!

6/10/2011 1:36:07 AM

Don't let her fool you egyeyes, she only seems to be an inconsequential slave to the dessert system, in actuality she's really on of its mastermind agents.

While I have no doubt that at some point punchmonk was taken advantage of and hypnotized by [user]qntmken[/user]'s position of authority, as is she is currently a very real threat.

If you can neutralize her without completely cutting her off from the Council of the Frozen, we could gain a potentially chilly ally.

6/10/2011 1:38:29 AM

Quote :

"she is really getting the short end of the stick, here"

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey





















who told you about that?

6/10/2011 1:39:35 AM

The real and eventual side-effects of consuming far too much cake and ice cream.

6/10/2011 1:41:38 AM

I have no idea what this thread is about as I read none of the previous posts but I would like to say that I went to goodberrys the other day and the flavor of the day was banana and I was so disappointed and disgusted I actually left custardless.

stfu I know i could have still had vanilla or chocolate but IT JUST RUINED MY DESIRE FOR GOODBERRYS.

bananas. they are disgusting. how dare they contaminate delicious custard with its foulness.

6/10/2011 1:45:28 AM

that shit is bananas

6/10/2011 1:46:00 AM

^^Goodberrys is the only bastion of all that is good and righteous in a land where TWW is ruled by cake and ice cream not of custard origin.

6/10/2011 1:47:56 AM

Goodberrys is the only bastion of all that is good and righteous in a land where TWW is ruled by cake and ice cream not of custard origin.

6/10/2011 1:48:21 AM

i, too, hate bananas

6/10/2011 1:50:19 AM

i like bananas on their own

but don't put them on shit (well okay pb and banana sammich i can deal)

and don't flavor shit banana

blech

6/10/2011 1:51:05 AM

bananas or anything banana-flavored makes me vom

6/10/2011 1:54:37 AM

As the Head Intermediary of the Sorbet Resistance, I make a motion to strike all forms of banana-flavored dessert treats from use in war-time exercises.

All that agree will say "Pie!"

6/10/2011 2:00:11 AM

i have to say, in the summer time, this shit is the BOMB.



I really wish they had Friendly's here down south

6/10/2011 2:06:22 AM

^oh yes.

6/10/2011 2:07:02 AM

^^I've never heard of that but Wikipedia makes it sound like I should put it in my mouth.

[Edited on June 10, 2011 at 2:07 AM. Reason : f]

6/10/2011 2:07:41 AM

That's what she said?

6/10/2011 2:09:11 AM

[source needed]

6/10/2011 2:10:14 AM

trust me. you absolutely want that in your mouth.

6/10/2011 2:11:23 AM

Now that's more like it.

DDK is a citation-worthy source in this regard.

[Edited on June 10, 2011 at 2:12 AM. Reason : f]

6/10/2011 2:11:56 AM

I'll lobby behind cake and ice cream...suspend me if you want, but dammit I love me some cheesecake!

6/10/2011 8:05:52 AM

I wanna be a mod

[Edited on June 10, 2011 at 8:11 AM. Reason : but with cake and ice-cream]

6/10/2011 8:11:34 AM

PLZ TO EMBED

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=93e_1258840658

6/10/2011 8:38:38 AM