looking at the facebook profile of the pretty girl that you could never even talk to in high school (most attractive senior superlative), seeing that she's married to a middle class dude with less money and education than you, notice that her looks are fading

and being really fucking happy about it
even though she is a nice person and is still technically your "Friend" ?

6/12/2011 2:11:14 PM

lolz0rcising

6/12/2011 2:12:22 PM

?

6/12/2011 2:12:55 PM

yeah, it's called "pathetic"

6/12/2011 2:13:38 PM

Masturbation without genitalia.

6/12/2011 2:14:11 PM

schadenfreude

also pathetic

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 2:23 PM. Reason : maybe you would have more friends if you tried not being a douche]

6/12/2011 2:20:07 PM

Thanks, I am lol0rcising and feeling schadenfreude at the patheticism of the financial and lifetime stagnation that the person who never would be my date to prom is now experiencing, and she's not even all that pretty anymore to boot. Awesome.

6/12/2011 2:25:48 PM

I too facebook friend old high school people who were hot back in the day and then realize 10 years later that they are in worse financial position than me... and it makes me happy...

6/12/2011 2:26:25 PM

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 2:43 PM. Reason : ]

6/12/2011 2:32:32 PM

^^

6/12/2011 2:57:32 PM

also the high school slut that I hanged out with, of whom I didn't get any benefits from in hs , is still pretty hot... as a milf. When she was prego and got depressed, I told her "hey look on the bright side, you will be a hot milf" and then she said that was the sweetest thing anyone had said to her.

6/12/2011 3:10:17 PM

The second sweetest thing must've been the baby daddy saying, "I'm about to nut because you're so fine."
hence the milf piece came into play

Standards.

6/12/2011 3:12:08 PM

^^ news flash women like to be told we are pretty. it makes us feel better. much like when people tell you that you're smart etc.

6/12/2011 3:18:49 PM

I'm Asian, smart is part of my DNA makeup.

6/12/2011 3:34:31 PM