There was a Serb outside, and he looked distressed. He said that he just moved here 5 days ago to "study in the graduate programs at Maryland - College park". He apparently had locked himself out of the apartment... that his roommates were in apartment, but he couldn't get in the building to knock on the door. His cell phone had died, and couldn't call them. Didn't know their numbers by heart". He looked light a true foreigner... as in wearing banana-yellow shorts that came down to mid-thigh at best. Even talked in a foreign accent.

I helped him out by calling an acquaintance that lives in his building to open the front doors to us. We then went in, knocked on the door, and his roommates opened up for him. They then invited me over some night this week to get sloppy drunk on some Serbian beer as repayment for my good deeds. They all seemed like nice people.

My question to you, TWW:

If I were to go drink with them, will I:

A) Have a good time hanging with some new friends
B) Get gangraped in my precious (virgin) asshole
C) Somehow get involved in a terrorist plot


I'm so confused

6/13/2011 9:49:57 PM

D) all of the above

6/13/2011 9:51:09 PM

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"Get gangraped in my precious (virgin) asshole"

6/13/2011 9:51:20 PM

ask them to help you write someone a letter of recommendation

6/13/2011 9:51:33 PM

if you didn't live in gun control district then you could carry protection. funny how strict gun control areas also have high crime rates.

6/13/2011 9:51:34 PM

I hate you guys.

6/13/2011 9:51:44 PM

Uhm... erm...


If you show up, you make peace between our cultures.


If you don't show up, we will have another 9/11like terrorist attack.

6/13/2011 9:52:42 PM

the choice is yours and yours alone

[Edited on June 13, 2011 at 9:56 PM. Reason : hahahaha i didn't even know it was animated]

6/13/2011 9:55:26 PM

Three Cups of Tea

Six pack of beer

[Edited on June 13, 2011 at 9:57 PM. Reason : ...]

6/13/2011 9:56:23 PM

interrogate them and finally find Carmen Sandiego

6/13/2011 9:56:46 PM

A, sounds like fun times.

6/13/2011 9:58:13 PM

I am going to take spöokyjon's advice


will update at some point
Goddamn, I hope they aren't wearing fruity colored boy shorts again

6/13/2011 10:03:43 PM

Just beware, male foreigners tend to be a little friendlier...especially when drinking...and especially college students...



[Edited on June 13, 2011 at 10:05 PM. Reason : lkj]

6/13/2011 10:05:36 PM

take pics

[Edited on June 13, 2011 at 10:06 PM. Reason : no homo]

6/13/2011 10:06:27 PM

Muslims aren't supposed to drink

6/13/2011 10:06:39 PM

you should show them some good beer

6/13/2011 10:07:00 PM

There is a Dogfishhead Brewery and Gordon Beirch Brewery within earshot of my apartment. Maybe I'll suggest we go there

you can't rape someone in public, right?

6/13/2011 10:10:20 PM

they dont know our laws

6/13/2011 10:13:09 PM

I was just on my front porch and a woman was walking up and down the street on her cell phone.

I heard "I'm not sleeping with anybody! [pause] I didn't ask you for money, I asked you to buy the diapers!"

6/13/2011 10:14:05 PM

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"Muslims aren't supposed to drink"

Does anyone ITT actually know where Serbia is? Because it's not in the Middle East. And terrorism in Serbia was not directed at the U.S.

6/13/2011 10:15:29 PM

6/13/2011 10:16:35 PM

i gotta get to that dogfishhead brewery

some of their $20 a bottle stuff isn't a total hit but their mainstays are all pretty much awesome

[Edited on June 13, 2011 at 10:23 PM. Reason : well, it's the bosnians that are supposed to be muslim ]

6/13/2011 10:20:43 PM

did he look like the dude from grand theft auto?

6/13/2011 10:21:06 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Serbia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Gives_a_Shit

6/13/2011 10:22:00 PM

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"i gotta get to that dogfishhead brewery some of their $20 a bottle stuff isn't a total hit but their mainstays are all pretty much awesome"

ahaha, word. let me know when you're in town.

Quote :

"did he look like the dude from grand theft auto? "

Quote :

"[link]http://www.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Gives_a_Shit[/link]"

anyone who knows me knows that I couldn't possibly give less of a fuck about your origin, creed, sexuality, etc...

still.... the hair on their legs curling around their banana-colored shorts...disturbed me

6/13/2011 10:23:12 PM

hahaha, TWW will NOT allow me to fix this link. it keeps adding shit in, again and again. so, there you have it.

6/13/2011 10:27:49 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99kssHaD_yY

6/13/2011 10:30:26 PM

^when i saw the video title, i was expecting it to be the scene when he had gotten out of a shower and the woman walked in on him singing in a towel

6/13/2011 10:32:05 PM

You going to get yo dick touched.

6/13/2011 10:35:14 PM

^^you mean John Travolta's wife?

[Edited on June 13, 2011 at 10:35 PM. Reason : ^^]

6/13/2011 10:35:17 PM

i dunno

haven't seen that movie in well over a decade ... just remember how funny he looks

6/13/2011 10:37:30 PM