A man calls 911 and says "Hello operator, my son just swallowed a condom!!!"




5 minutes later he calls back and says "Phew, never mind i found us another one"

6/17/2011 1:03:53 PM

I giggled a little

6/17/2011 1:04:24 PM

thank you bud

6/17/2011 2:32:39 PM

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?





















A: It’s a really obscure number. You’ve probably never heard of it

9/27/2011 1:38:46 AM