I looked through my phone, Hangover style this morning

and this picture was there...

Oh God....

6/18/2011 11:14:01 AM

that's a weird seating arrangement for an airplane

6/18/2011 11:15:27 AM

also, I just realized the zipper is missing from my jeans


this may or may not be related to the above-posted picture


discuss...

6/18/2011 11:16:17 AM

i was wondering what Big Lez had been up to all these years

6/18/2011 11:16:45 AM

I'm on a boat bus!

6/18/2011 11:21:48 AM

Didja get her number? And those do look like airplane seats... lol

6/18/2011 11:22:27 AM

I think that I got her number. But I have no clue how to go about finding her name/number amongst the 700+ entries in my phone book, lol

yo, quit picking on the seats of my car, ok?!

[Edited on June 18, 2011 at 11:25 AM. Reason : a]

6/18/2011 11:23:41 AM

Looks like you had a good night lol

6/18/2011 11:26:11 AM

good times

too much to drink

6/18/2011 12:18:22 PM

So whats the story with the party bus picture?

6/18/2011 12:31:09 PM

....fuck if I know.

6/18/2011 12:34:07 PM

thats why you sent me those pics

6/18/2011 12:36:07 PM

EMCE i really didn't appreciate those drunk texts/picture messages you sent me last night.

i plan to use them against you on here in the future.

6/18/2011 12:44:14 PM

I mean... after college, I already came to grips with the fact that I can never run for a public appointed position

it's all about damage control at this point.

6/18/2011 12:45:36 PM

$5 for pics of EMCE's peen

6/18/2011 12:53:11 PM

^Really? I'm charging way more. I think you forget that he is black.

6/18/2011 12:57:19 PM

bangbros gives me $250/week for intellectual properties

6/18/2011 1:08:09 PM

^^well if they want to see the whole thing they have to by like 4 pics.

he is black.

6/18/2011 1:11:43 PM

is that shanaynay jenkins?

or wanda?

6/18/2011 1:11:53 PM

i thought emce was only built 4 cuban linx

6/18/2011 1:14:09 PM

apparently, she holds a couple of advanced degrees and is a doctor

/internet stereotype

6/18/2011 1:14:16 PM

Quote :

"well if they want to see the whole thing they have to by like 4 pics. "

Aahahahah I lolled. I was totally gonna charge $20. We're on the same page.

6/18/2011 1:24:29 PM

this panoramic picture.... I regret.

6/18/2011 1:25:44 PM

Quote :

"apparently, she holds a couple of advanced degrees and is a doctor /internet stereotype"

my question still stands...

6/18/2011 1:35:19 PM

I can't remember her name. I don't know how to answer your question.

6/18/2011 1:41:53 PM

hell if I know; just wondering if you found out for certain whether she was a tranny or not.

i'm thinking her name is Steve.

[Edited on June 18, 2011 at 1:52 PM. Reason : .]

6/18/2011 1:51:24 PM

From what I remember, she was not a tgirl

6/18/2011 1:53:19 PM

its called "the tuck"

6/18/2011 1:56:14 PM

I think that "you people" have been desensitized to real life interactions with people.

6/18/2011 1:58:20 PM

no way

I real life interact all the time - shit I do it for a living

and what do you mean "you people"?

6/18/2011 2:02:17 PM

on a completely unrelated note, apparently my eyebrows never really finished growing in

help

6/18/2011 11:29:09 PM

She's dating down.

6/19/2011 12:36:03 AM