I put his nasty ass salsa in the fridge this morning. Dumb injun took it out and now I can smell that sour shit all over the living room.

Post your roommate hate stories ITT

6/22/2011 9:39:24 PM

i pretty much hated every roommate i ever had by the end of the ordeal

some friendships rebounded

some did not

6/22/2011 9:40:21 PM

I hate you too nigga

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

6/22/2011 9:41:05 PM

I picked a injun after having terrible colored roommates....and I was a lil scared they'd give me a redneck now I wish I would have picked the white kid.

^ I'm leaving that salsa on the table...go clean that shit up

[Edited on June 22, 2011 at 9:42 PM. Reason : what had happened was]

6/22/2011 9:42:25 PM

1st roommate - complete asshole that tried to cheat me on every bill, beat my dog when he was a puppy and I wasn't home, when I moved out he trashed the place after running off 4 more roommates and hurt my credit for years til he ended up having to pay damages and now tries to hit me up for half even though I paid him generously when I left and he kept deposit.

2nd - introduced 3rd roommate that turned out to be a huge coke dealer and had fiends all up in the house all the time (in a nice neighborhood) that woke up at 8pm daily. Also had pit bill that howled allllll ddaayyy lonnggg. Got 2nd roommate hooked on coke. Got out ASAP

Lived solo 4 years.

3rd - he's cool but dog is annoying

6/22/2011 9:47:21 PM

^ok u win

6/22/2011 9:50:29 PM

what she said

6/22/2011 9:53:32 PM

^^^Michael Glapion?

6/22/2011 9:58:24 PM

I have no reason to post in this thread

6/22/2011 9:59:09 PM

Dude I have had at least 8 room mates and no horror stories.

The worst thing is CrazyJP letting some funk grow in my bowls in her room and throwing them out instead of washing them.

6/22/2011 9:59:55 PM

when i was in the army i had 3 separate roommates piss hot on several occasions

so about 10 times i had everything i own thrown out on the floor for a "health and welfare" inspection to make sure he didnt hide drugs in my stuff. Now the pain in the ass is that not only do you have all of your neatly folded clothes, bedding, sofa and equipment (lots of military equipment) thrown around, but it is expected that it is all put neatly back into place by the next morning. The worst was it always seemed to happen on fridays that i had plans, and had to cancel them so i could clean up. They also did this when one of them got a DWI for some reason, and that happened twice

Then i had a roomate who was literally crazy. He got kicked out of the army for being crazy. He didnt show up for work (he had panic attacks if he saw blood...he was a medic) so he would just sit on the floor in a blanket eating TV dinners and playing world of warcraft. He showered only once a week and never helped clean (also a pain in the ass when you have inspections on the place you live almost daily). He was also an "artist" and did small clay sculptures using a scalpel which i would take almost every night when he wasnt looking so i could sleep at night and not worry about being cut up into little peices, although this might have added to his paranoia

When i got out I had great roomates, although i'm sure i got on their nerves

6/22/2011 10:05:53 PM

1st Roommate: Would listen to 4 of the same fucking songs all the time. They were just put in an infinite loop of some type. He brought his friend over all the time who would fuck with my shit. Once he took a salted pretzel and put it on my laptop and closed the lid on it and damaged the monitor. I am fairly certain he broke my USB port on my computer and caused it to short out the motherboard (which eventually broke it) when I plugged my iPod into it. He would bring his HS friends in after partying at like 3 AM and then they would proceed to keep my up all night. One night I kicked them out and my roommate drove to his house to stay. One of them left his books in his truck and they were stolen. He then proceeded to blame me for their theft because he left them in his truck and threatened to sue me.

Eventually I snapped at 4:30 AM as he was studying with the main light on for a Calc test the next day (he started studying at 3 AM). I too had a test at 8:30 AM and I was trying to sleep. I asked him nicely to turn the main light off and to use the desk lamp or to go downstairs to the study lounge. He refused and I just started yelling, shouting and threatening him after my rage from my damaged property, sleep deprivation and my general annoyance with the douche bag was unleashed. He left the room and slept in the suite's hall all night.

I promptly moved out shortly thereafter.

2nd Roommate: He was rarely there, but on several occasions on Friday and Saturday he would bring his HS GF to the room and fuck her at about 10 AM. I got no warning and I awoke while he was mid-coitus. But it was a decent trade off.

3rd Roommate: Got along great until someone went into my room one night (they had friends over and there was drinking) and someone poured water on my 3 week old MacBook Pro. I WAS PISSED! Apparently they didn't like my blunt personality in the past (they were more laid back than me) and they allowed their friends to eat my food without asking and they had me moved out of the room at wolf creek. Nobody had ever spoken with my previously or anything and I was moved out lickety split.

4th Roommate: At Wolf Creek I got a guy who had no life, was not a student and wouldn't go to bed until 5 AM. That wasn't the problem. The problem was he blasted music until he went to bed. The walls in Wolf Creek are paper thin and he refused to use headphones. So that caused conflict.

Also, he liked the temperature in the apartment to be 80+ F in the winter which made me unbearably hot. It also jacked up our electric bill (and wolf creek already gives you a pretty decent electric allowance in the the bill).

I complained to management and the wanted to charge me $300 to move me for "processing." My attitude was you moved me in with this douchebag and you don't want to do anything about it, I shouldn't have to pay to correct your fuck up. Eventually we ended up fighting, I called the police. And Wolf Creek moved me "free" of charge.

5th roommates were cool. We got along fine.

6th roommates were cool. Got along fine.

7th roommates we got along fine. I had a few problems with one, and one person here knows who that roommate was and agrees that he is an obnoxious fuck.

8th roommates: We got along great.

And now I live alone.

6/22/2011 10:15:30 PM

Wolf Creek is by far the worst apt complex to live at IMO. Bunch of do nothing Negroes over there.

6/22/2011 10:26:17 PM

Only roommate: best friends going into it, still are. We get along great, but some of the little things get on my nerves. When we lived in the dorm together, he would often have class before me in the morning so I'd be asleep when he left. But he would always leave the lights on when he left...got annoying. And he would spit in the sink and not wash it out which I found gross. Also he was the worst with a thermostat...when he got cold he wouldn't just bump the thermostat up so it'd be at 75 instead of 70. He would literally push it all the way to 90, so it would just turn off completely. So I'd come back from class and it would be at least 85 in the room because the thermostat was all the way pushed up and he had left.

But that's the worst of it...we get along great, it's just the little things that got on my nerves. And all that stuff was in the dorm. That stuff doesn't bother me any more since we don't share a room or bathroom. And he doesn't mess the thermostat anymore...but he is messy. I can put up with that though.

6/22/2011 10:51:22 PM

Living by yourself is so money, i wouldn't have it any other way

6/22/2011 10:58:38 PM

I will if I ever make it out of college.

Roommate just came in...turn on the tv and sat down in the living room with that sour shit on the table 5 feet away from him. Indians are nasty fuckers. Good thing he moves out in 1 month.

BlackJesus in need of a roommate at Campus Edge apt.

[Edited on June 22, 2011 at 11:04 PM. Reason : ]

6/22/2011 11:02:45 PM

I'll live with you. None of my former roomates can say anything negative about me.


1st roomate: Annoying kid always stayed up til 3am playing Halo while I was trying to sleep. Later died tragically in car accident.

2nd roomate: Never took a shower or brushed teeth, always ate with his mouth open. Also car accident.

3rd roomate: Always had 10 friends over, asked nicely and they'd never leave. Didn't drive a car. He accidentally fell out of 6 floor window at DH.

4th roomate: Nice guy. Would have beers together.

6/22/2011 11:13:50 PM

This thread had me rofling by the third post when dude's like

Quote :

"I hate you too n***"

holy shit! tdub resolving conflicts! lol

that came out of nowhere - I HATE YOU TOO!

6/22/2011 11:17:00 PM

1st roommate - weird dude and still in college last time I checked
2nd roommate - weird dude and now coaching high school sports
3rd roommate - cool dude and still in college
4th roommate - awesome and still friends

75% of my roommates ended up just fucking around in college forever

Maybe I have the effect of - give up it's pointless? on people?

[Edited on June 22, 2011 at 11:21 PM. Reason : 5th roommate - she thought I was an a-hole after we bwned a lot and then brought my gf over]

6/22/2011 11:20:44 PM

[Edited on June 22, 2011 at 11:27 PM. Reason : IMDB Y U NO KEEP IMAGE?]

6/22/2011 11:25:55 PM

I'm an awesome roommate.

6/22/2011 11:32:16 PM

I have a opening in one month...plz to drop the 0 and move in

6/22/2011 11:34:25 PM

Some other lifetime Kris was my kinda of my roommate. He was my boyfriend's and I saw him all the time.....

6/23/2011 1:13:53 AM

NIGGA MOVED MY SALSA

6/23/2011 1:17:59 AM

Quote :

"i pretty much hated every roommate i ever had by the end of the ordeal some friendships rebounded somemost did not"

Yep....this for me also.

[Edited on June 23, 2011 at 1:29 AM. Reason : Edited though.]

6/23/2011 1:28:15 AM

One of my roommates took orange juice and milk out of the fridge when she was moving stuff... and left them out all night. Nasty shit.
Also, the sink has been full for three days now... it gets clean, then a few hours later it's full of shit again. She hasn't taken out the trash at all yet.
And she'll be here the whole summer. The one who's been more considerate and I hang out with more is leaving in a few days D:

6/23/2011 1:28:16 AM

Hopefully I will buy a house soon and never have a roommate again.

My roommates for the past several years have sucked. But I stay where I am cuz' the rent is so cheap.

Old roommate: Wouldn't talk to me. At all. I would say something to him and he wouldn't respond. He didn't have a social life as far as I knew until he started bringing home this giant whale of a girl to fuck. Then after six months he replaced her with another fat cow. Really fast like he was cheating on the first cow. Weird.

New roommate: The foreigner. God, he stinks so bad. Again, no visible social life. Argumentative with a tendency to blatantly dismiss you if you argue back. Cheap as hell too. But I don't get the "I'll kill you in your sleep" vibe from him as I did from the old roommate.

6/23/2011 1:52:32 AM

Live with 5 close friends in the top two floors of a pretty massive house

we do lots of hippy dippy shit that'd piss TWW off like cooperative purchasing and cooking

[Edited on June 23, 2011 at 2:32 AM. Reason : .]

6/23/2011 2:31:24 AM

my current roommate is a pretty impressive alcoholic. like, he comes home at least 2-3 times a week hammered and stumbles into his room so that he can pass out. the first night i moved in, he came home from the bar and tried to walk to his room. he TRIED to walk to his room. he didn't make it. he passed out and collapsed in the living room, shattering his coffee table, Chris Farley style. how he even manages to hold a job is a beyond me.

sometimes i'll come home late, and it's like walking into a crime scene. i open the door, there's crumbs from the fridge leading to the couch, and half a slice of pizza that fell off his lap and onto the floor. the tv will be on extra loud playing some infomercial, and he'll be lying on the couch semi-conscious, trying to keep his worthless head from rolling off of his equally worthless shoulders.

i try to make the most of it, though. when i hear him walking up the stairs that lead to our flat, i can instantly tell how wasted he is by how long it takes him to unlock the door. it should only take someone five seconds mat the most to unlock the door, but i can hear him fumbling around like he's trying to un-arm a goddamn dirty bomb. so sometimes i'll wait for him to unlock the deadbolt, and i'll walk by and lock it again just to enjoy hearing him mumble his state of confusion on the other side. and when he's beyond wasted, i'll start telling him bogus stories about how i got into knife fights with drifters along the highway, or how i am going to have friends over on the weekend so that we can cook some crack-rock. then when he mentions it the next day, i just look at him funny and say "what the hell are you talking about?" so that he convinces himself that it was all in his head. his only real redeeming value is that he is often so unbelievably drunk that i can pretty much be loud and make up lies and not worry about waking him up or him remembering anything the next day.

[Edited on June 23, 2011 at 4:11 AM. Reason : ]

6/23/2011 4:06:38 AM

^ The other good thing about people like that is that they leave alcohol out all the time and never have any clue as to exactly how much they drank the day before. $Free cocktails & beer!

[Edited on June 23, 2011 at 10:26 AM. Reason : s]

6/23/2011 10:26:10 AM

sounds like he hates you too.

6/23/2011 10:27:04 AM

A roommate I got paired with in the dorms one semester was selling drugs from his dorm room, so people were knocking on the door at all hours of the night, 15-20 times a day. It got old pretty quick, he ended up dropping out mid-way through the semester

Quote :

"when i hear him walking up the stairs that lead to our flat"

Are you English?

[Edited on June 23, 2011 at 10:31 AM. Reason : ..]

6/23/2011 10:29:26 AM

1st roomie - awesome.
all since - horrible people who stole items or money from me.

hence, i've lived alone for the last 6 years and would move to a cardboard box before having a roomate.

6/23/2011 10:33:12 AM

Luckily, I've never had any problems with my roommates. Every roommate I've had was a friends previously, and still is (to some degree or another).

Living by myself presently, though. Definitely the way to go!

6/23/2011 10:40:56 AM

i had a roommate freshman year who was a huge nerd and pussy and rarely ever did anything fun. At least he always went home on weekends. I would frequently get my friend to come down and troll him and make him feel uncomfortable which was good for lulz

6/23/2011 11:00:09 AM

Quote :

"Live with 5 close friends in the top two floors of a pretty massive house we do lots of hippy dippy shit that'd piss TWW off like cooperative purchasing and cooking"

I've rarely had trouble with roommates because this is how we've lived. It saves a lot of money and creates a bond between people. I've lived in a 6 person co-op house and a 13 person co-op building.

I remain friends with all of my roommates dating back to 2002. They call and email and we go out for drinks whenever I'm in town. They also ask me to work on projects with them and I ask the same from them. Our time living together has linked us.

6/23/2011 11:12:46 AM

i have a roommate now who drives me nuts

i own a 3 bedroom townhouse and she rents a room from me

the set up: she's a 30 year old virgin and grad student. she already has 1 grad degree that she decided she didn't want to use (teaching, education, something like that) so she went back for another one, this time in occupational therapy. she moved in 9 months ago when she was done with coursework but had to do 2 internships before graduation. she also take to take a certification exam before she can work.

- she's out of control boy crazy. she constantly gives her number out or is swooning over some guy (usually he already has a gf). she knows nothings about relationships and everything she says is some shit she read in a magazine "oh, i heard guys don't like funny girls" "aren't you supposed to wait 3 days before expecting a call?" etc.

- she's an emotional wreck. she will come home and sit on the couch to watch tv with me and just burst into tears. over nothing really. she always claims it's hormonal and she's starting her period....every week. everything she has an emotion about is blamed on "hormones"

- she's crazy. she has no job bc she just took her cert exam (which she thinks she failed) so she's home ALL THE TIME. i work from home so i'm in and out most of the day. sometimes i will come home and she's laying/napping on the couch. she will hear me come in & run up the stairs. last time she did this i turned the (muted) tv off assuming she went upstairs to finish her nap. she came down 5min later and i told her i turned the tv off bc i thought she was napping upstairs and she said "i ran upstairs because i was embarassed. i think you think im lazy and sleep all the time"....um ok

- she's retarded. she will go grocery shopping then leave the groceries (milk, ice cream, things that need to be in the fridge) out on the counter while she sits down to see what i'm watching. she's like a puppy. easily distracted. then she acknowledges her groceries need to be put away and later complain that some of them are ruined. this turns into a WOE IS ME MY LIFE IS SO HARD I CANT EVEN HAVE GROCERIES THAT DONT FAIL ME attitude. basically, she has a shitty life based on her entire attitude, she drags herself down

- she talks to herself out loud..creepily. sometimes i will catch her verbal internal commentary. one time i left the house and ran back in bc i forgot something and she was laying on the couch and goes "she's back...." creeped me right the fuck out

- she is a dirty hamster. she will leave her sweaty ass work out clothes on top of the washing machine or dryer for DAYS before washing them. why not toss them in with some towels or do a small load? she also leaves crumbs and food scraps all over the kitchen. we had ants a few months ago bc of her dirty habits. she then told me that she gets ants everywhere she lives but its NOT because of her. (yea right). there is also food constantly in the sink that requires the disposal to be run (guess who always gets to do that). she has no standards of clean and doesn't even wipe down the countertops after making food. yesterday i found a smear of peanut butter hanging off the counter... what the hell. she also never changes the trash bag, just lets it pile up and furthermore, she never takes the big rolling trash bin to the curb so the garage smells like ass unless i do it. she cant' seem to smell it, meanwhile it makes me choke

- she eats junk food then cries about being fat. my boyfriend wants to spend $100 on shitty food to see how much of it we can get her to eat and see how fat we can get her. she claims she needs "comfort" so that means every meal can be junk.

- she sucks at her chosen field. she had an internship at a top hospital and couldn't handle the work load. she constantly freaked out and she didn't even have a full work load. she just couldn't handle working... and it wasn't even full time! now she is looking for a job and keeps saying how too many of her options are "too intense" and she needs "more mentoring" and something smaller ie: less responsibility. i don't think it's possible for her to work full time and be successful. she just can't handle it emotionally or mentally.

- she talks too much. if we are in the same room she HAS to dominate the conversation. when i try to add anything she cuts me off and had this ridiculous cackle that makes my skin crawl. so then i just don't respond and listen to her. then she gets mad bc i don't have anything to say back. then she says she talks too much, gets quiet and watery eyed and usually runs upstairs without any kind of notice and when i say run, i mean RUN like skipping steps and slams her door

ahhh feels good to get that out

and for most of you, im sure you'll say "sounds like a normal female" and to that i say..... no fucking way

[Edited on June 23, 2011 at 11:38 AM. Reason : klsjdkfjdf]

[Edited on June 23, 2011 at 11:41 AM. Reason : sdkjfjkds]

6/23/2011 11:35:00 AM

wow she sounds like she needs medication and some hard "mentoring"

someone should stick a boot up her ass but at 30 its probably too late

if the trends on TWW this morning tell me anything about how society should be I'd say that forced sterilization is probably the best approach - should probably give her a DUI too

6/23/2011 11:46:24 AM

she was such a mess before her cert exam last weekend, i knew a good dicking would have chilled her out, but that obvi wasn't an option or her

seriously i think half of her problems would go away if she was getting laid. way too high strung.

6/23/2011 11:49:38 AM

I don't know if that would help her out

she'd probably fixate on the person and then start crying because he didn't call or something

this sounds like a job for brain pills

6/23/2011 11:52:39 AM

So I guess she's not hot

and I lol'd at this

Quote :

"- she eats junk food then cries about being fat. my boyfriend wants to spend $100 on shitty food to see how much of it we can get her to eat and see how fat we can get her. she claims she needs "comfort" so that means every meal can be junk. "

Either way, she sounds like she should be on TWW

6/23/2011 11:57:11 AM

nice

[Edited on June 23, 2011 at 12:19 PM. Reason : apologies]

6/23/2011 12:02:23 PM

need picture of this virgin roommate for evaluation

6/23/2011 12:08:08 PM

hahah [sic], FAI756843 is a idioot

nice.

6/23/2011 12:10:22 PM

i dont think shes that bad but my bf thinks shes hideous

one time she was swooning over some guy who was "a 10" in her words. i told her that 10's only date 10s and she knows shes not a 10 so what does she think she is?

she said 5 or 6

i may consider posting her picture but tdubs you scare me haha

6/23/2011 12:27:04 PM

Quote :

""she's back....""

6/23/2011 12:27:26 PM

i had a roommate who would eat my food relentlessly, and never bought his own. i would buy a bag of delicious potato chips, only to have him eat some, lick his fingers, then put his hands back in the bag. it made me sick. then he would leave the bag open overnight, and they would be stale as shit the next day. not that i wanted to eat them though, he never washed his hands.

he also ate his boogers. a 27 year old guy. eating his boogers. when i called him out he didn't deny it though, which i guess counts for something.

also he beat his dog. he was a real winner.

6/23/2011 12:40:59 PM

I would like to see pics of the 30 yr old virgin. I would possible deflower her. I'm desperate as hell at the moment. Getting some is better than getting none I guess.

Oh yea come get this fucking salsa.

6/23/2011 12:51:15 PM

Christ, I think NCSUWolfy has officially won this thread.

I think this chick needs: 1. Lots and lots of medication. Like Depakote and lithium. 2. A good dicking, but woe be unto the guy who actually gives it to her. Go ahead and take out a preemptive restraining order. 3. A job at a retail clothing store.

I once had a roommate who never cleaned, would crank my stereo setup to 11 playing techno (keeping in mind this was two 100 watt amps ganged together and massive speakers), and would lay around the house all day watching the fucking weather channel. He got the boot.

^NiggaChrist, you deflower that one and you'll have something on your hands that equates to human herpes. You'll NEVER get rid of her.

[Edited on June 23, 2011 at 12:54 PM. Reason : blah]

6/23/2011 12:52:40 PM

My roommate has issues with putting dishes in the dishwasher. I asked if he thought a magic dish fairy came and put them away.

6/23/2011 12:55:24 PM