Can you read it at all?



Mine used to be legible. Now it's straight-up doctor scrawl.

6/23/2011 5:29:12 PM

Incredibly inconsistent. If I were an athlete, forgers would have a fucking field day.

6/23/2011 5:30:10 PM

just two squiggly lines

6/23/2011 5:30:12 PM

ITT OP tricks users into identity theft

6/23/2011 5:30:25 PM

lololololololol... doctor scrawl... those people seriously have the worst signatures (hell, handwriting) on the planet


Mine is good depending on what I"m signing... if it's a receipt it's like SamaajsklfjsAjlksjdf (aka not very legible). If it's a special document or I just feel like taking my time, it's very pretty.

6/23/2011 5:32:17 PM

Quote :

"Incredibly inconsistent. If I were an athlete, forgers would have a fucking field day."

6/23/2011 5:38:52 PM

Sometimes I just sign random shit

Monday I signed my Moe's receipt "Butt Soup"

6/23/2011 5:44:14 PM

My initials are legible...everything after them is pretty much a squiggly line.

A big part of the reason it's like that is because my dad's signature is the same way, and I used to forge his shit on permission slips and progress reports at least as often as I ever had to sign my own name.

6/23/2011 5:46:50 PM

Yeah sometimes I draw smiley faces and shit, cuz well...bitches love smiley faces.

6/23/2011 5:47:38 PM

The Arnold

6/23/2011 5:47:51 PM

thats right, i am

6/23/2011 5:50:39 PM

Mine is like doctor scrawl

6/23/2011 5:54:07 PM

Quote :

"Incredibly inconsistent. If I were an athlete, forgers would have a fucking field day."

6/23/2011 5:58:59 PM

depends on if I'm writing it on paper or one of those credit card machines, but ranges from bad to horrible

6/23/2011 6:00:35 PM

i have two

the regular one basically includes the first two letters of my first name and the first and last letter of my last name

however, i have a "pretty" signature that i can use if i'm signing a nice greeting card or if i ever get famous

6/23/2011 6:08:22 PM

i liked BigMan157's with the banana dancing on a letter

6/23/2011 6:08:28 PM

Mine is pretty much the first letter of my first name followed by what looks like ventricular fibrillation

6/23/2011 6:12:42 PM

there are a few letters of mine that are always identical from sig to sig

6/23/2011 6:13:16 PM

I only attempt to sign things that are official like job/health/school related. Everything else is a scribble or lol or whatever word I think of first

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

6/23/2011 6:21:45 PM

My signature looks like A-somethingsomething Z-somethingsomething.

Z isn't the first letter of my last name. I don't care, it works and I'm too lazy to spend time making it legible.

6/23/2011 6:24:46 PM

Mine is pretty much the first letter of my first and last name followed by what looks like ventricular fibrillation

Though now I also have a pretty one. I had to practice said pretty one like 75 times to actually make it pretty.

6/23/2011 6:29:05 PM

you can read my first name, but my last name is basically a line

6/23/2011 6:35:42 PM

I had the guy that manages our apartment complex ask if I was some sort of doctor when I signed our lease

6/23/2011 6:42:58 PM

My hand writing was so bad in elementary school one of my teachers sent a note with my report card that said I was going to be a doctor one day

6/23/2011 6:47:30 PM

my intitials are MM, and that's all you can really read in my signature. the rest looks like i'm writing with my hand/arm asleep.

6/23/2011 6:50:03 PM

Legal things I make an effort to make it look like my name. Otherwise, it's usually a scribble.

On most electronic credit card terminals in stores, I print a name like The Juggernaut or some other fictitious character to see what response the person behind the counter gives.

6/23/2011 6:56:57 PM

a signature does not have to be legible, it only needs to be consistent and distinct

6/23/2011 7:02:56 PM

Mine is not consistent.

6/23/2011 7:18:51 PM

mine sucks normally sucks really bad if im in a hurry and doesn't resemble anything if its on an electronic screen..

Seriously at grocery stores i just draw pictures on the self checkout screens...

last one was me riding a bike

6/23/2011 7:20:51 PM

My dad's is really good. I remember getting him to sign things when I was a kid, and it was always completely legible. He took his time and every single letter was identifiable.



It's funny to me that mine is so bad that you'd never be able to read it, especially considering the fact that my dad grew up in a time before computers and has probably signed hundreds of thousands of documents more than me.

6/23/2011 7:49:27 PM

My lawyer friends inform me that, legally speaking, any mark you make intending it as your signature is, in fact, your signature.

Possibly they've all told me this in hopes that I'll listen, fuck up, and they can take turns suing and representing me. It's like a gangbang except I have to pay even more to be in the middle of one.

6/23/2011 7:54:41 PM

Mine is the first letter, followed by a scribble, followed by an extended line at the end. Repeat for last name.

6/23/2011 7:55:32 PM

Mine's all stroky.

Not in the sense that is contains big looping strokes, but that I'm having one while I sign my name.

6/23/2011 8:14:17 PM

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"Mine is the first letter, followed by a scribble, followed by an extended line at the end. Repeat for last name."

pretty much what mine is

6/23/2011 8:14:59 PM

Mine starts off with a legible J then some squiglies. Then theres a capital R, G, or D (I really can't tell anymore) and some more squiglies.

6/23/2011 8:23:25 PM

what if you sign

"i'm not signing this shit"

6/23/2011 8:25:49 PM

mine is dependable.

if its a contract or something a little more serious i will make it pronouced.


credit card in a retail store and the like -i usually make a j and then a straight line.
i had my card stolen once and they were able to tell exactly which ones were mine and which ones werent

[Edited on June 23, 2011 at 8:27 PM. Reason : sdfdsfd]

6/23/2011 8:26:55 PM

^^ http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/

6/23/2011 8:27:42 PM

my signature is beautiful but my handwriting is shit

6/23/2011 8:30:15 PM

^ I know.

It is etched onto my soul.

6/23/2011 8:30:48 PM

i just don't want you to ever forget me

6/23/2011 8:32:55 PM

capital f's suck

so i sign my name in lowercase

6/23/2011 8:36:03 PM

6/23/2011 8:52:39 PM

you can sorta make out the M in my first name, and there's a loop in there somewhere. maybe, sometimes you can make out the L of my last name. it's scribble.

my mom doesn't have what i would call a signature. she writes her name in cursive all perfect & even.

6/23/2011 9:43:15 PM

First initial long hyphen First letter of last name long hyphen, a screwed up looking figure 8 to mean "jr"

6/23/2011 9:45:19 PM

Mines alright. I mean I think it's legible anyway

6/23/2011 11:37:18 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand identity stolen

6/23/2011 11:37:50 PM

lol. yes steal my no credit and 20 dollars in my bank and the 30k of debt i'm in

DO IT

6/23/2011 11:39:00 PM

I have a terrible signature. I would like a new one, but I'm not feeling particularly creative.

6/23/2011 11:39:53 PM

thats still 20 bucks mahfucka

ima go buy some THUNDERBIRD

6/23/2011 11:50:24 PM