I have a trash can with an infrared sensor that makes the lid come up automatically... I was leaning over it to look out the window and it hit me in my cock and balls

6/24/2011 7:09:45 PM

to me it looks like you got what you deserved

6/24/2011 7:11:43 PM

6/24/2011 7:12:06 PM

what are you doing w/ such a fancy trash can in the first place?

6/24/2011 7:34:23 PM

i guess you also have a computer that automatically posts shitty threads for you

6/24/2011 9:07:28 PM

i don't think i want a trashcan that i have to put batteries in or plug up

6/24/2011 9:21:11 PM

because you don't have electricity

6/24/2011 9:23:09 PM

I usually plug in electronics. Never had something I had to plug up

6/24/2011 9:23:15 PM

^^ oh snap lol

6/24/2011 9:23:59 PM

^you can plug your device in me

6/24/2011 9:24:22 PM

Aren't those trashcans upwards of $100?

6/24/2011 9:28:35 PM

how fucking lazy do you have to be to not be able to open the lid on a garbage can

6/24/2011 9:29:10 PM

you should have opened it first, that way when it attacked it would have clamped down on your junk

6/24/2011 9:34:28 PM

my computer touches me in my sleep does that count

6/24/2011 9:35:29 PM