00:14:24 Yo, Mr. Secretary Not Sure, they found that 'ho you wanted.
00:14:28 Hey, that may be how you refer to women in the future, but come on.
00:14:31 No, sir. Turns out, she charged some guy a lot of money and didn't put out.
00:14:36 Don't worry, though, we'll get her out on a work release whoring license long as you're doing her. Hands off me!
00:14:40 What do you think I'm going to do, run through the field?!
00:14:43 What are you all staring at?!
00:14:47 Joe?
00:14:48 That's Not Sure, ma'am.
00:14:49 Secretary Not Sure.
00:14:51 Secretary? Secretary of what?
00:14:53 Say, would you guys mind if we had a little moment together?
00:14:56 Alone.
00:14:58 You know, in the bushes.
00:15:04 (sighing, quietly): Oh, man.
00:15:07 (laughing) (machine-gun fire) Hey!
00:15:15 You want us to come along, make sure she puts out?
00:15:18 No, thanks. I can handle it. Yeah.

6/26/2011 12:59:21 PM

loved that movie

6/26/2011 1:00:43 PM

You should have put names instead of what I assume are times

6/26/2011 1:02:59 PM

^

6/26/2011 1:03:52 PM

for anyone who has seen it, there isn't a need for names.

6/26/2011 1:04:15 PM

what about those who haven't seen it..

6/26/2011 1:05:00 PM

6/26/2011 1:05:48 PM

for all those that have not seen one of the greatest movies of all time, here:

http://tinyurl.com/4xjmlm9

6/26/2011 1:06:21 PM

UPGRAYEDD

6/26/2011 2:16:46 PM

with two Ds

for a double dose of this pimpin'!

6/26/2011 2:18:17 PM

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square...

6/26/2011 2:22:06 PM

lol

6/26/2011 2:59:28 PM

there are plenty of tards out there living really kick-ass lives.

6/26/2011 7:44:24 PM

my first wife was tarded. she's a pilot now.

6/26/2011 7:48:56 PM

i almost posted that^lol

6/26/2011 7:53:36 PM

derp

[Edited on June 26, 2011 at 7:55 PM. Reason : derp]

6/26/2011 7:54:20 PM

Georgia is in Florida, dumbass.

6/26/2011 8:03:42 PM

It's got electrolytes!

6/26/2011 8:05:08 PM

thanks to this thread, I'm going to go watch this movie

6/26/2011 9:20:46 PM

sweet

6/26/2011 9:38:24 PM

I love this movie

6/26/2011 9:39:56 PM

House of Representin'

6/26/2011 9:42:13 PM

its not on instant watch dammit

so I'll watch Jesus Christ vampire Hunter instead

6/26/2011 9:45:41 PM

yeah, i got a solution. you're a dick! south carolina, whassup!

6/26/2011 9:46:07 PM

http://www.megavideo.com/v/H6XYORAT

6/26/2011 9:56:59 PM

and the UN un-nazied the world.

6/26/2011 9:57:07 PM

Damn, Scro!

6/26/2011 10:09:16 PM

bump

because this is one of my favorite movies ever.


I thought you wuz on the Pill er some sheeeyut!

1/8/2015 12:19:11 AM

Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

1/8/2015 2:12:00 AM

I'm making my 18 y/o cousin watch this with me at some point. She has never heard of it (I guess I'm not surprised)

1/8/2015 2:15:52 AM

There's that fag talk we talked about.

[Edited on January 8, 2015 at 2:26 AM. Reason : begonias, when i finally utilize you, you gonna be payin' ME!]

1/8/2015 2:24:58 AM

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

1/8/2015 8:32:33 AM

I came to post that ^

So I'll post this instead


GO AWAY...'BATIN!

1/8/2015 8:58:33 AM

Beef Supreme

1/8/2015 9:08:52 AM

extra bigass fries

1/8/2015 1:02:34 PM

extra bigass taco

now with

more molecules

1/8/2015 1:33:31 PM

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

1/8/2015 9:26:35 PM

Carl's Jr. Fuck you. I'm eating.

1/8/2015 9:40:30 PM

but then the Chief J just went off! He said "Man, whatever, the guy's guilty as shit! We all know that! and he sentenced his ass to one night of Rehabilitation.

1/8/2015 10:55:20 PM

I'ma fuck ALL y'all!

1/8/2015 10:58:23 PM

1/8/2015 11:08:04 PM

Minnie Riperton's daughter got some big ass tit-tays

1/9/2015 12:02:36 AM

How's hang ese?

[Edited on January 9, 2015 at 8:08 AM. Reason : Also, http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Dr_Lexus_Idiocracy]

1/9/2015 8:06:07 AM

Now prosecutor, why you think he done it?


'Kay. Number one your honor, just look at him. And B, we've got all this, like, evidence, of how, like, this guy didn't even pay at the hospital. And I heard that he doesn't even have his tattoo.







(also, did anyone know that the judge in the trial in Idiocracy is Stephen Root-the same dude as the guy with the stapler in Office Space?)

1/10/2015 6:25:43 PM

ow my balls

1/10/2015 11:19:04 PM

I still want to hit that.

1/10/2015 11:46:30 PM

Brawndo: the thirst mutilator! It's got electrolytes.

1/11/2015 1:32:07 AM

1/11/2015 9:19:22 AM