Most women like "Your tits are like twin suns that shine on my heart"

6/26/2011 3:12:41 PM

But some like "Your ass is plump as a honeyed ham"

6/26/2011 3:14:43 PM

WTF is this shit??

6/26/2011 3:16:22 PM

ncsuapex is like a sand filled vagina

6/26/2011 3:17:43 PM

6/26/2011 3:21:02 PM

^ wrong thread

6/26/2011 4:22:30 PM

she smiled at the first one

she said "ew" at the second

6/26/2011 4:28:25 PM

so we were correct, research suggests there is a marked difference of bitch simile preferences.

6/26/2011 5:05:39 PM

Your ass looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket

6/26/2011 5:10:51 PM

^she didn't respond to that, just sort of frowned and looked at the tv

6/26/2011 7:59:42 PM

Your vagina is like an Arby's Big Montana

6/27/2011 10:45:54 AM