Now is the wolf web of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of BlackJesus;
And all the clouds that lour'd upon our internets
In the deep bosom of chit chat buried.
Now are our trolls bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised keyboards hung up for monuments;
Our stern butthurt changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful web searches.
Grim-visaged gunzz hath smooth'd his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in begonias's chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of Chip In.
But I, that am not shaped for spiderman pics,
Nor made to court an amorous settledown;
I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want BubbleBobble's majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish'd, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous,
By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams,
To set my brother Clarence and the king
In deadly hate the one against the other:
And if King Edward be as true and just
As I am subtle, false and treacherous,
This day should Clarence closely be mew'd up,
About a prophecy, which says that 'G'
Of Edward's heirs the murderer shall be.
Dive, thoughts, down to my soul: here
qntmfred comes.

6/27/2011 11:35:30 PM

monologue delivered by

6/27/2011 11:37:37 PM

6/27/2011 11:38:25 PM

6/27/2011 11:39:19 PM

tldr

6/28/2011 8:53:48 AM

Is summer 2011 going to be known as the summer of gay TWW posting?

6/28/2011 9:22:41 AM

good thing you're here

6/28/2011 9:23:39 AM

6/28/2011 10:13:20 AM

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE GET THE RICHARD THE THIRD REFERENCE!

6/28/2011 1:14:15 PM

For some reason I thought it was Steinbeck.

[Edited on June 28, 2011 at 1:18 PM. Reason : The Winter of Our Discontent.]

6/28/2011 1:17:50 PM

GG, dude.

6/28/2011 5:15:21 PM

Win

6/28/2011 10:29:58 PM

lollol

6/28/2011 10:34:59 PM