6/28/2011 3:48:02 PM

fffuuuuu failex

6/28/2011 3:49:14 PM

my frustrations with FedEx are well documented, except for the threads being purged, meaning they are not documented at all ... i think i made an anti-fedex facebook group a long time ago that might still be around

6/28/2011 3:49:35 PM

Packages are like dreams and children

People only care about their own

6/28/2011 3:50:21 PM

side note, anyone know how long packages typically take to get out of anchorage? seems like ~3 days is a long time to be in transit.

6/28/2011 3:50:59 PM

I'm confused why this is upsetting. It shipped from China.


I had a package ship from Cali and it took 3 days. Yours shipped from China and it takes six. Seems fine to me.

6/28/2011 3:53:45 PM

I'm sure no one cares about your package

6/28/2011 3:55:21 PM

http://www.bizjournals.com/memphis/news/2011/06/21/ups-beats-fedex-in-satisfaction-survey.html

6/28/2011 3:57:45 PM

maybe it's a box of crab cakes

6/28/2011 3:58:10 PM

it's unsat because it's been in alaska for 3 and hasn't finished moving apparently. it's unsat because apparently some dude hasn't slept in 3 days and has been driving around with my laptop

6/28/2011 4:03:00 PM

Actually I don't think they update it until it's at the local office ready to be delivered to your residence. That might be why.

6/28/2011 4:08:40 PM

The package would definitely stop somewhere on the way to SC from AK.

[Edited on June 28, 2011 at 4:10 PM. Reason : it should update when it's sorted through another hub]

6/28/2011 4:09:57 PM

Yeah, but I don't it actually updates the location online when it does.

6/28/2011 4:10:50 PM

last week FEDEX lost a sealed bid our company sent to Maryland for a 1/2 million dollar government project.

How ya like them apples

6/28/2011 4:13:21 PM

they updated it every stop for every other time i've had a package through fedex (including one last week)

6/28/2011 4:15:48 PM

^^^I may be speaking out of my ass, but I think it updates when the truck is actually dispatched.

6/28/2011 4:17:47 PM

I think what happens is they have a team of monkeys that randomly smack the keyboard to update the status of the package.

6/28/2011 4:19:35 PM

I think you may be correct, actually.

[Edited on June 28, 2011 at 4:20 PM. Reason : ]

6/28/2011 4:20:34 PM

i think UPS's updates everytime the package is scanned (which is everytime it changes hands/facilities)

6/28/2011 4:20:54 PM

Be sure not to lick your laptop, it's probably covered in lead paint.

6/28/2011 4:23:00 PM

probably, but i'll have to lick it just to make sure.

6/28/2011 4:29:06 PM

lol goose creek

6/28/2011 9:23:33 PM

I will never ship fedex as long as they sponsor this clown



[Edited on June 28, 2011 at 9:35 PM. Reason : .]

6/28/2011 9:35:00 PM

Its going to Memphis

6/29/2011 2:13:03 AM

That's actually pretty good. I've had packages shipped from the states that zigzaged the entire country for more than a week.

6/29/2011 8:17:30 AM

i think i'm probably the only person that hasn't had trouble with fedex and UPS services...at least, those services that are just their own (smartpost doesn't count)

6/29/2011 8:22:08 AM

finally in goose creek now just to wait on slingblade's friend to bring it to base for me

6/30/2011 4:33:20 PM

just went and faxed 4 pages "long distance" (didn't know that concept still existed)

$7 ...


I should have ran out of the store, the fax was sent before I paid

[Edited on November 18, 2011 at 5:49 PM. Reason : ]

11/18/2011 5:47:58 PM

aww its a baby nuke.

11/18/2011 6:16:49 PM

The UPS tracker is legit.

But the fedex and usps trackers are like dominostheyre just on a timer to placate the users.-

11/18/2011 6:32:28 PM

^^I think per now retired master chief coles, I'm a toddler nuke since i graduated a-school? idk, been like 5 months since I got that speech.

11/19/2011 3:46:50 PM

Incorrect Address means that the fucking Saturday delivery driver doesn't realize that every other house on the street is set back from the road? Pretty sure they looked for 2 seconds and just peaced out for NYE. Got a voicemail asking for "directions". It's a damn residential development not some off-the-beaten-path farm.

2pm: "Well in the event that the driver decides not to reattempt can I just pick it up at the office? Sorry sir they're closing at 3pm for the holiday."

12/31/2011 3:43:43 PM

dude, you are bitching about it being late?

whatever, try UPS they will lose/smash your package and argue with you about for 30 minutes.... FedEx is way more reliable and at least will eventually deliver the goods. Also Alaska is a pretty fucking remote place, just be glad you can get a package delivered from across the world in 6 days

also, this is the holiday season, they are undergoing a lot of lost package claims with an exceptionally high volume of packages. UPS has lost and smashed 2 of my packages in the last 8 months

[Edited on December 31, 2011 at 4:10 PM. Reason : .]

12/31/2011 4:09:09 PM

1/1/2012 10:01:44 AM

that doesn't just happen in Fedex

1/1/2012 1:14:29 PM