What the heck would that thing be?

6/29/2011 8:40:04 PM

hunan shrimp

6/29/2011 8:40:29 PM

Turducken

6/29/2011 8:40:54 PM

An ant

6/29/2011 8:41:02 PM

ugly as sin

6/29/2011 8:41:12 PM

6/29/2011 8:41:14 PM

platypus

6/29/2011 8:41:17 PM

a hellgrammite

6/29/2011 8:41:29 PM

hermaphrodonkey

6/29/2011 8:42:28 PM

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"platypus"

that was the first reply in my facebook thread!!!1

6/29/2011 8:42:53 PM

is it a weighted average by population?

6/29/2011 8:42:58 PM

i have no idea how to even approach it

the question just popped in my head this morning in the shower

i guess it was cause i was scrubbing my dingus and pondering life on this blue marble

6/29/2011 8:44:35 PM

I laughed hard at the title without opening the thread. Nowhere to go but down.

6/29/2011 8:45:29 PM

HUMANS BECAUSE "ALL THE ANIMALS" ARE GOD'S CREATURES AND WE WERE SHAPED IN THE IMAGE OF GOD SO WE ARE THE AVERAGE OF GOD'S AWESOMETHING PRAISE JESUS.

6/29/2011 8:47:22 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant

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"Ants thrive in most ecosystems, and may form 15–25% of the terrestrial animal biomass."

[Edited on June 29, 2011 at 8:48 PM. Reason : considering how small ants are, that's a shit load of ants]

6/29/2011 8:47:30 PM

i would hope that it would at least have eyeballs, but i'm not even betting on that

6/29/2011 8:53:28 PM

fuck that i don't want to be merged into an ant

that is so lame

6/29/2011 8:54:35 PM

platypus makes the most sense

has a bill, lays eggs (i think), mammal

6/29/2011 8:56:02 PM

You all are thinking about this from a system point of view. This is the wrong way to go about solving this problem. Instead, you all should be thinking about this from the perspective of the most popular and powerful COMPONENTS.

So, what components are most successful among living creatures?

large brain to body ratio
this means the creature would also have to have something to protect this brain

sharp teeth
this creature would have to have a large mouth... kind of like chocolatervh

large dangly parts and over-enthused sex drive
kind of like theDuke866 and Ron Jeremy come to mind


throw some ideas out there, and then when we're finished brainstorming, I will take a whack and sketching out this animal

6/29/2011 8:58:33 PM

A tiger

6/29/2011 8:59:15 PM

It would obviously be an ant.

6/29/2011 8:59:37 PM

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"fuck that i don't want to be merged into an ant that is so lame"

Ants don't have cankles.

Reconsider now.

6/29/2011 9:02:50 PM

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"large brain to body ratio this means the creature would also have to have something to protect this brain sharp teeth this creature would have to have a large mouth... kind of like chocolatervh large dangly parts and over-enthused sex drive kind of like theDuke866 and Ron Jeremy come to mind "

T-rex!

6/29/2011 9:06:26 PM

^^ are you calling me fat?

^ yes t-rex!!!!! or velociraptor, though t-rex is bigger obviouslyyyyyy. bigger head (in both senses of the word)

[Edited on June 29, 2011 at 9:07 PM. Reason : .]

6/29/2011 9:07:23 PM

ratio, people...

ratio...

6/29/2011 9:08:31 PM

lol components

i want hummingbird wings on my ankles then

6/29/2011 9:09:10 PM

6/29/2011 9:10:52 PM

6/29/2011 9:15:30 PM

I don't know but it sounds pretty mediocre to me.

6/29/2011 9:41:07 PM

6/29/2011 9:42:56 PM

DARKWING DUCK!

6/29/2011 9:46:58 PM

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"hunan shrimp"

winner!

6/29/2011 10:01:41 PM

it would obviously be an ant.

6/30/2011 10:11:20 AM

Turns out it's man.

6/30/2011 10:44:44 AM

6/30/2011 11:03:13 AM

6/30/2011 11:26:30 AM

Where's the picture with that weird creature standing in the bath tub with a couple naked girls and some milk?

That thing.

6/30/2011 11:29:45 AM

6/30/2011 11:33:35 AM

It would be bitches with duck faces

6/30/2011 11:39:50 AM