A cock in your ass or lose your cell phone

6/30/2011 1:00:47 PM

cock in my ass

married, stable, no sex for rest of your life orrrr single, getting by, with an amazing sex life?

6/30/2011 1:15:19 PM

Depends on age, I'd probably take marriage.

Eat a pineapple skin or a coconut shell?

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 1:18 PM. Reason : I]

6/30/2011 1:17:20 PM

coconut.

thewolfweb.com or wolfwall.com

6/30/2011 1:32:51 PM

no contest, wolfwall!

thewolfweb.com or brentroad.com

6/30/2011 1:34:23 PM

tww

need to pee vs. need to poop

6/30/2011 1:37:48 PM

Poop

crushed ice or "normal" ice

6/30/2011 1:39:39 PM

fail or epic fail

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 1:40 PM. Reason : ]

6/30/2011 1:39:46 PM

epic fail

listen to that fireflies song on repeat forever or everything smells like pickles for ever?

6/30/2011 1:41:46 PM

Pickles

Forced to only post in classifieds or Forced to only post in Garage.

6/30/2011 1:44:23 PM

classfieds all day long

Delete facebook account or delete TWW account?

6/30/2011 1:45:08 PM

TWW Account

Sand up your butt crack or sunburn

6/30/2011 1:45:47 PM

sand up butt crack.

ride a turtle or ride an alligator

6/30/2011 1:46:38 PM

Turtle

Fishing on a lake or fishing in the ocean.

6/30/2011 1:46:57 PM

fishing in the ocean.

splinter you can't get out or papercut.

6/30/2011 1:48:38 PM

ocean

Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi?

6/30/2011 1:48:59 PM

Diet Coke

Toilet Paper or Baby Wipe

6/30/2011 1:49:35 PM

baby wipe


nail scrotum to a block of salt
or
get punched in the face by mike tyson with a christmas bulb ornament in your mouth

6/30/2011 1:49:38 PM

tyson punch

farting during a presentation or having drips of pee on your pants during a presentation (in front of a small group of coworkers where both events are noted by all)


[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 1:51 PM. Reason : ]

6/30/2011 1:49:40 PM

Fart

Drinking all the juice from Vienna Sausage can or eating a live cockroach.

6/30/2011 1:51:46 PM

theres already a thread for this

6/30/2011 1:52:49 PM

OH NO!

6/30/2011 1:58:20 PM

Drinking all the juice from Vienna Sausage can

Thongs or jock straps

6/30/2011 2:09:35 PM

jock straps


being annoying by complaining about an existing thread or arbitrarily trolling

6/30/2011 2:10:34 PM

arbitrarily trolling


flying a plane into a skyscraper or nerve gas on a subway?

6/30/2011 2:18:28 PM

nerve gas on a subway

spend 2 billion dollars in tax break for corporate jets,or spend 1 billion dollars on financial aid to college students

6/30/2011 2:54:42 PM