i called hamburger meat noodles

6/30/2011 7:00:49 PM

I called girls grugs and also believed them to be stupid

6/30/2011 7:01:17 PM

according to my mother i called egg nog 'nee nog'. i'm skeptical.

6/30/2011 7:02:14 PM

when they asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up i said

a fire truck.

6/30/2011 7:02:56 PM

Spaghetti was known as "psghetti."

Not anything I said, but I wore cowboy boots 24/7 until I was probably 6 or 7.

6/30/2011 7:05:16 PM

I called the matinee the manatee


I also asked a black woman if she was made of chocolate

6/30/2011 7:05:46 PM

^^^ i hope you haven't given up that dream.

^^ i, too, wore cowboy boots a lot as a kid. loved them things

6/30/2011 7:06:33 PM

i knew the Rangers and Knicks both played in MSG, but the concept of court-above-ice never crossed my mind, so i thought there were 2 interior arena rooms beside one another

6/30/2011 7:06:35 PM

I called napkins

nakins

6/30/2011 7:08:56 PM

I started rabbling off some silly E=MC² shit. Luckily, my mom slapped some sense into me

6/30/2011 7:09:52 PM

I just heard at kid at the why singing MOMMY WEARS DIRTY PANNNNNTIEEEES MOMMY WEAERS DIRTY PANNNNNTIIEEEES

6/30/2011 7:13:33 PM

"i have a full orange belly"

"my idea is on the buffet"

something about sending my sister to "ladies' germany"

don't ask me, i don't know what any of it means

6/30/2011 7:17:11 PM

Quote :

" i, too, wore cowboy boots a lot as a kid. loved them things"

There's pictures of me wearing cowboy boots with basketball shorts. Fashion was not a concern for me.

6/30/2011 7:19:10 PM

I called squirrels "merls"

6/30/2011 7:23:06 PM

"You hurt my feelings."

This was usually preceded by crying over something minor.

6/30/2011 7:24:00 PM

the lids to the sewers had either green or red painted marks on them

we thought the red ones were for mario and the green for luigi

6/30/2011 7:24:28 PM

I called girls sluts in elementary school

6/30/2011 7:24:40 PM

to me every curse word was "dammit."

my older sister could say, "holy fuck!"

id run to my parents and say "guys, amanda say dammit."

6/30/2011 7:28:11 PM

I had a brief phase where I copied TMNT slang. During which, in addition to "cool" or "bad," things could also be tubular or radical.

6/30/2011 7:34:58 PM

At one point in my childhood I randomly lost the ability to say "drawer" for a few months. Try as I might, all I could manage was "drurl."

6/30/2011 7:35:09 PM

i used to ride my bike real fast over bumps in lots while humming the batman theme (movie theme, not adam west)

6/30/2011 7:36:00 PM

My favorite response to "yo mama" was "Well, at least I've got a mama. You've only got two daddies." The ninth-graders in junior high were not amused.

6/30/2011 7:37:15 PM

ive got it on good authority that gaston county children call male genitalia a "popeye"

6/30/2011 7:51:22 PM

One night at dinner I swore I was full and then asked for dessert. Mom said well if you're so full, how do you have room for dessert?

I then went into a speech that talked about how I actually have 8 stomachs: a healthy food stomach, a chocolate milk stomach, a dessert stomach, and 5 others I wish I could remember.

It has been quite the running joke in my family for a long time now. I thought I was pretty clever!

6/30/2011 7:54:46 PM

to this day im not allowed to use the sprayer thingy attached to the sink.

6/30/2011 7:56:56 PM

I told people by the time I was 30 soccer in America would be as big as football

6/30/2011 7:58:38 PM

I thought it you held in pisses too long they turned to shit

6/30/2011 8:00:38 PM

I read that you could ward off a shark attack with a "sharp blow to the nose" and I told my brother that you could get rid of a shark by blowing on it.

6/30/2011 8:03:42 PM

I said all sorts of negative things about girls when I was a kid. I thought they were gross, annoying, and out to get me (in a negative way).

Although now that I think about it, those statements have pretty much been borne out by experience.

6/30/2011 8:08:13 PM

I remember being at the beach and seeing 'condominiums' and being like "ohh so condoms is just short for that" or something.. Knew both were words but had no idea what a condom was. Nobody bothered to correct me either

6/30/2011 8:13:10 PM

^ THIS ALSO HAPPENED TO ME

6/30/2011 8:24:57 PM

I used to pretend my mom's metal stranger was a UFO. When she told me to stop playing with it I'd declare out was my toy not hers

6/30/2011 8:31:45 PM

her... strainer?

6/30/2011 8:39:53 PM

is that some sort of sex toy?

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6/30/2011 8:41:22 PM

aha damn swype

Metal steamer

6/30/2011 8:44:28 PM

I apparently carved a bunch of shit into my dad's ford fiesta when I was probably 5 or 6. I think I used his razor blade he used to strip the handles off his golf clubs. I wrote shit like "I love Daddy," my name, drew hearts and all kinds of stuff. Then, when my dad asked me about it, I didn't deny that I had done it. But when he asked me what I used, I said "my fingernail."



because that's possible

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6/30/2011 8:46:34 PM

I should preface this with: My parents used to fight all the time in front of us kids.

Anyways, one time we were at the doctors and I was playing and running around the lobby and my mom was trying to calm me down and stop me from playing with all the toys, while also keeping my sister calm and quiet. Her voice started getting higher and higher, then she started yelling at me, nagging at me to quit and behave. Finally I had enough, I turned to face her and at the top of my lungs I yelled QUIT BUSTING MY BALLS MOMMA!

I still say that when she starts her nagging


This one is more "did" than "said":

The first time I rode my big girl bike all by myself (no dad running along side, no more tricycle wheels) I got to the end of the driveway and my family watched in horror as I held both my hands up and gave them the bird.



oops! those damn hand gestures

6/30/2011 9:07:39 PM

My mom doesn't cuss very often...only when she's really mad. And even then she pretty much only says "damn" or "dammit". As a kid, I knew it was a bad word, and I knew there were other cuss words...I just didn't know what the other cuss words were. I always wondered how grown ups knew all the cuss words.

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6/30/2011 9:25:01 PM

Quote :

"ive got it on good authority that gaston county children call male genitalia a "popeye""

None of the ones I grew up with...

I talked with a Brooklyn accent when I was little because I watched so much Sesame Street.

6/30/2011 9:25:07 PM

when i tried to say "cigarette" it came out as something sounding like "river rat"

so grandaddy started calling me "river rat"

and there you have it

6/30/2011 9:28:23 PM

very educational show about the suspicious pedophiles trolling for marionettes in the barrio

6/30/2011 9:28:54 PM

Spaghett!

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

6/30/2011 9:55:38 PM

I think my fallback phrase as a kid to anyone in general was, "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" lol

6/30/2011 9:59:59 PM

I called mac & cheese "Cheese rainbows"

I used to think country singer Dwight Yoakam's name was "The White Yogi"

6/30/2011 10:07:48 PM

Apparently when I was about 5 I stood up in my chair at dinner one night, looked straight at my dad and said "YOU BASTARD!" I then proceeded to laugh like it was the funniest goddamn thing ever.

I did not know how to whistle so I would fake it by making a comical, high-pitched noise instead. They let me do this for YEARS !!!

6/30/2011 10:12:52 PM

..and today we all learned something very important about one another.

That we are all children who had Asperger's.

6/30/2011 10:13:57 PM

not so much something i said, as it is something i did.

I used to love watching the incredible hulk. so one day i ran out in the middle of the road and waited for a car to come because i thought if it hit me, i would turn in to the Hulk....

luckily the next person who drove by was paying attention and stopped and got my parents.. i got in a lot of trouble for that... whoops


and i didn't even get to become the hulk!

6/30/2011 11:04:02 PM

^ You would have been a nominee for darwin award.

I can’t recall doing anything that dumb as a kid.

6/30/2011 11:05:53 PM

yeah no kidding, i don't even remember doing it, i was really young (like 5) i just know from hearing the story told by my older brother who was outside too.. i'm going to assume he told me to do it since he clearly didn't try to stop me

6/30/2011 11:07:07 PM

I called the kitchen the chicken
I called electricity electric-city
I called certificate certy-ficate
I called grandma gumma...still do that

6/30/2011 11:23:29 PM