taking a shit is almost like a religious experience to me

i have to make sure everything is just right simply because of how spiritual it feels

if somebody calls me or my girlfriend knocks on the door when im shitting i get upset

because i know that it will take hours to form another one

and the moment right then and there was ruined

and then i realize for the next several hours that a time i had set aside to be great was tainted forever

and then i realized the whole process was a waste of time

and then i realized i was wasting my entire life

so i got sad and ate a bunch of potato chips

then i took a shit

7/2/2011 3:49:32 AM

and this is why late night TWW sucks

7/2/2011 6:30:03 AM

The OP almost sounds like a Cialis commercial.

7/2/2011 9:25:22 AM

slave famous exposed?

7/2/2011 9:26:57 AM

i think what the op means is

Quote :

"masturbating is almost like a religious experience to me i have to make sure everything is just right simply because of how spiritual it feels if somebody calls me or my girlfriend knocks on the door when im masturbating i get upset because i know that it will take hours to form another one and the moment right then and there was ruined and then i realize for the next several hours that a time i had set aside to be great was tainted forever and then i realized the whole process was a waste of time and then i realized i was wasting my entire life so i got sad and ate a bunch of potato chips then i masturbated"

7/2/2011 10:44:04 AM

i favor shitting

7/2/2011 4:38:27 PM

I think we all need more fiber in our diets.

7/2/2011 7:32:05 PM