left the wikipedia entry for "smegma" open on my laptop before you left tonight? i realize "come on guys, we're in our twenties" and how you like to reflect on your glory days of forced cock-gazing, but this is outright childish. please let me know if you have any leads that can help me out, i just want to put all of this in the past.

7/3/2011 3:30:12 AM

sorry brotha

nothing personal, just doin my thang

7/3/2011 3:48:42 AM

boner

jamz

7/3/2011 5:44:14 AM

damn dude. have you tried getting over it? it works wonders and is the leading preventative cause of Bitch.

7/3/2011 6:30:36 AM

Quote :

"please let me know if you have any leads that can help me out, i just want to put all of this in the past."

Obviously you don't want to put it in the past, bro.

7/3/2011 8:56:50 AM

says the guy with "bonerjamz 04" username

7/3/2011 6:36:01 PM

If I knew jerking off using your laptop was that big of a deal I would i've done it sooner

7/3/2011 6:57:36 PM