Because who else among us can spawn so much rage?

7/3/2011 7:41:42 PM

dude is an undiscovered jewel... like matt damon in good will hunting... um duh, he has 'genius' in his name!

yo Gene E. Yuss, here is carl sagan's email address:

iamsmarterthanyoubro@hotmail.com

Quote :

"Do you think whatever created us wanted us to have these things? Electricity, Atomic Bombs, Periodic Tables...I think not. These are hacks that exist in the universe. Our universe is coded and we're hacking the system. If our universe is coded, and we can manipulate it, that means EVERYTHING is possible. If we can hack the universe, then we can hack any computer you may conceive. But the shitty thing is... if everything is possible then an unhackable system is possible, too. but how can it exist if a hacker can always hack everything? Which leads us to... If God can do anything, can God create a rock that he can't lift? If he can, then he can't do everything because he can't lift the rock. If he can't, then he can't do everything. You have to conclude that it's impossible. Nope. you don't have to conclude it's impossible. Aircraft carriers and Airplanes are simple. In less than a 100 years, we'll have space stations and colonizing other planets. Earthquakes and hurricanes will be soft gusts of wind compared to solar storms and black holes that we'll have to battle against. I shouldn't say 100 years, because we'll figure out how to live 1000 years, the only way to travel between galaxies before we invent teleportation and find wormholes. After that, I do believe, the game is over. We conquered the universe."

7/3/2011 7:48:06 PM

7/3/2011 7:55:00 PM

Geni u sx boy

7/3/2011 8:40:39 PM

If the world stopped rotating, would it return to a perfect sphere or would it retain it's oblate spheroid shape?

7/3/2011 8:43:53 PM

at first I thought this was a parody thread

then I realized it was serious

7/3/2011 10:20:50 PM

^^your question presumes that at some point it was a perfect sphere

7/3/2011 10:22:29 PM

Do you believe in gravity, Lewisje?

7/3/2011 11:13:09 PM

I wish someone would push you off a fucking cliff.

7/3/2011 11:22:57 PM

i actually appreciate this guy

and it's mostly for shit he did on CB/PiC

7/3/2011 11:23:40 PM

he's hacking the universe right now, how else would he be posting on the innernets

7/3/2011 11:55:24 PM

THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SLAM DUNK USER

7/4/2011 12:26:55 AM

I'm not drunk or high

If someone came upto you and told you to make something that weighed 500,000 pounds float in mid-air, you'd say "yeah right, that's impossible"

Yet look at what we have here:



If someone came upto you and told you to make something that weighed 200,000,000 pounds float on water, you'd say "yeah right, that's impossible"


Yet look at what we have here:






Do you think whatever created us wanted us to have these things? Electricity, Atomic Bombs, Periodic Tables...I think not. These are hacks that exist in the universe. Our universe is coded and we're hacking the system.

If our universe is coded, and we can manipulate it, that means EVERYTHING is possible.

If we can hack the universe, then we can hack any computer you may conceive.

But the shitty thing is... if everything is possible then an unhackable system is possible, too. but how can it exist if a hacker can always hack everything?

Which leads us to... If God can do anything, can God create a rock that he can't lift?

If he can, then he can't do everything because he can't lift the rock. If he can't, then he can't do everything.

You have to conclude that it's impossible.

Nope. you don't have to conclude it's impossible.


Aircraft carriers and Airplanes are simple. In less than a 100 years, we'll have space stations and colonizing other planets. Earthquakes and hurricanes will be soft gusts of wind compared to solar storms and black holes that we'll have to battle against.

I shouldn't say 100 years, because we'll figure out how to live 1000 years, the only way to travel between galaxies before we invent teleportation and find wormholes.

After that, I do believe, the game is over. We conquered the universe.

7/4/2011 12:28:18 AM

^^^I'm me and I don't even recall what I did on CB/PiC to make you like me. I do the exact same thing I'm doing now.

[Edited on July 4, 2011 at 12:29 AM. Reason : .]

7/4/2011 12:28:44 AM

GAME OVER MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, GAME OVER

7/4/2011 12:28:47 AM

BOATS HOW DO THEY WORK?

7/4/2011 12:29:18 AM

obviously i'm talking about the cock pics

7/4/2011 12:29:36 AM

Yeh that fucker Kluv dared me.







I have to admit though, she was hot :/

7/4/2011 12:30:59 AM