if i was a hot chick i would go to el rodeo, flirt with the waiters, and get free cheese dip

if you were a hot chick what would you do?

7/3/2011 11:06:44 PM

Post on TWW and watch as the men hit on me and try to get in my guts.

7/3/2011 11:07:47 PM

fuck saps852

7/3/2011 11:08:05 PM

I would be a total slut

7/3/2011 11:08:24 PM

if i was a hot chick I would go on TWW, raise money to free my cooch, and blow it all on bubblegum

7/3/2011 11:08:28 PM

i would also regularly trade pussy for favors

[Edited on July 3, 2011 at 11:08 PM. Reason : but not money, that's prostitution]

7/3/2011 11:08:33 PM

Unlimited free drinks and top shelf dick for my vag. Also, I would never be in a committed relationship out of fear of it limiting the amount of free shit given to me by guys.

7/3/2011 11:12:02 PM

if i was a hot chick, i would get drunk with my hot girlfriends and offer to make out with them, you know, just for practice

7/3/2011 11:13:17 PM

Yeah y'all are gay. I'd make out with chicks for free drinks and stuff, and be a lesbian. Maybe a lesbian porn star

7/3/2011 11:16:46 PM

if u was a hot chic u wuldn't be a hot chic ne more.

but if u is a hot chic u'd stil b 1

7/3/2011 11:18:02 PM

I would proceed to masturbate using the stick shift in the 87 audi coupe.

I always wondered what sex would be like as a girl.

7/3/2011 11:18:47 PM

listen, BJCaudill21, it's not gay to get deep dicked if you have a pussy

7/3/2011 11:19:04 PM

well this is getting interesting

7/3/2011 11:20:01 PM

I would be a meteorologist/industrial engineer.

7/3/2011 11:30:19 PM

i saw exactly one hot chick in eb2 this spring. it was very sad.

7/3/2011 11:32:19 PM

i would make money with my webcam

7/3/2011 11:34:44 PM

There's like 3 or 4 hot ece sloots in my ece grade. A couple young hotties but the ones I've had labs with are dumb

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message.

7/3/2011 11:46:30 PM

^^^ Thats 1 more than I saw.

WISE = UGLY BITCHES

7/3/2011 11:47:32 PM

Buncha sluts ITT

7/3/2011 11:50:50 PM

it's all hypothetical bruh

besides you'd be all about the dick if you were a hot chick

i can tell

7/3/2011 11:53:11 PM

I would get free drinks at bars and give them to my guys friends.

7/3/2011 11:54:47 PM

If I was a hot chick I would not be an idiot and also have 0 STDs.

7/3/2011 11:57:22 PM

you're definitely taking a different approach to this

i respect that

7/3/2011 11:58:20 PM

I think i am trying too hard to be funny.

^That made me laugh til I cried.

7/3/2011 11:59:28 PM

If i was a hot chick I would seduce punchmonk and lure her into my lesbian lair of love

7/4/2011 12:01:09 AM

Quote :

"I would be a meteorologist/industrial engineer."

I didn't say I wouldn't be professional and successful (although I'd pick a real engineering discipline, not industrial )

i'm just saying that I would be banging top-shelf dudes like you read about, because all I'd have to do would be not stop them when they tried to do me.

7/4/2011 12:01:12 AM

i would have friction burns on my mons pubis from dry-humping everything in sight

7/4/2011 12:02:56 AM

yeah, I thought about that after I typed it. Aren't most chicks, if they are engineers, in industrial?

7/4/2011 12:03:17 AM

ignore the speed limit and just ball out on the cop if i ever got pulled over.

7/4/2011 12:03:28 AM

the most chicks I knew were in civil

some chemical, though

7/4/2011 12:04:35 AM

this thread is also a great place for actual hot chicks to troll for complements

[Edited on July 4, 2011 at 12:05 AM. Reason : this thread is like a hot chick magnet]

7/4/2011 12:04:43 AM

i would rule the goddamn world

i think about this often, if i was hot i could easily rule the world. im smart enough and have the experience of a fat/ugly chick, nothing would stop me!

i'd use my tits to get out of all sorts of things

7/4/2011 12:05:23 AM

i have to focus really hard to avoid derailing my own thread

7/4/2011 12:06:02 AM

Quote :

"If i was a hot chick I would seduce punchmonk and lure her into my lesbian lair of love"

haaaaayyyy....How did I miss this little gem? w00t!!!! egyeyes is beyond hawt.

If I were a hot chick I would totally be surrounded by gay men that thought I was fabulous and when I was 45, I would totally raw dog it with some major hot ivy league pre-meds.

7/4/2011 12:08:59 AM

i think egyeyes and punchmonk complement each other pretty well

[Edited on July 4, 2011 at 12:10 AM. Reason : in bed, i mean]

7/4/2011 12:10:12 AM

i came

7/4/2011 12:10:48 AM

^^

7/4/2011 12:11:19 AM

^^ haha


punchmonk is good looking, and seems cool, too. i just don't talk about how i'd like to do it to her, because she's all married'n shit...and I don't play that game

(on purpose, at least)

[Edited on July 4, 2011 at 12:14 AM. Reason : egyeyes needs to get with the program on some pictures...esp since she said she's tiny ]

7/4/2011 12:13:48 AM

i clearly have not had enough beer this evening

7/4/2011 12:14:17 AM

plus qntmfred permabans anyone that sends her a PM

7/4/2011 12:14:21 AM

^^^only implied, of course

7/4/2011 12:14:22 AM

i think this is the best thread of settledown's short TWW career

[Edited on July 4, 2011 at 12:15 AM. Reason : lesbians]

7/4/2011 12:15:32 AM

egyeyes is beyond hot

BlackJesus has spoken

[Edited on July 4, 2011 at 12:16 AM. Reason : .]

7/4/2011 12:16:15 AM

please, tell us more.

7/4/2011 12:17:54 AM

fun sized, pretty complexion, and perfect smile

7/4/2011 12:19:12 AM

you had me at fun-sized

7/4/2011 12:20:35 AM

7/4/2011 12:20:46 AM

I would play with my boobs all day and take super advantage of that multiple orgasms thing.

7/4/2011 12:20:55 AM

I would flirt with guys and get them to sext me and then blackmail the hell out of them.

7/4/2011 12:21:13 AM

i would post my tits on TWW for $100

7/4/2011 12:22:19 AM