Commence with the explosions/drinking/grilling of tasty meat

7/4/2011 1:14:43 AM

Redcoat Holdouts Still Fighting American Revolution

Quote :

" GREAT BROOK FARM STATE PARK, MA—In a surprising development that has confirmed a number of longstanding local rumors, authorities discovered the 32nd Regiment of His Majesty's Royal British Army still fighting the Revolutionary War in a small wooded area outside of Carlisle, MA Monday. The disoriented foot soldiers—who in the spring of 1776 survived a barrage of Patriot cannon fire at Dorchester Heights only to become lost during the subsequent British retreat—were found by park rangers marching in the direction of a nearby Price Chopper supermarket."

More....
http://www.theonion.com/articles/redcoat-holdouts-still-fighting-american-revolutio,2677/

7/4/2011 1:17:53 AM

"Today will be known as the day the world declared in one voice - 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!'"

President Thomas J. Whitmore, Battle of Las Vegas, July 4th 1996

7/4/2011 1:21:41 AM

Didn't know the term nigger chaser existed until tonight for broken bottle rockets. I guess youtube confirms.

Bit of let down after the first 10 seconds.

7/4/2011 1:24:34 AM

I thought that was a pejorative term for the Po-Po.

7/4/2011 1:27:16 AM