that keeping an emergency roll of charmin ultra in my drawer at work doesn't seem so crazy

7/6/2011 3:18:32 PM

did you poop in the shredder?

7/6/2011 3:19:32 PM

i, too, keep an emergency roll of charmin ultra at work

7/6/2011 3:19:44 PM

oh you so charmin'

7/6/2011 3:20:23 PM

I keep one around for whenever I get poopy asshole*, but I'm not going to take full on dumps at my desk. That's perverse.













*That feeling when you wipe, but 20 minutes later it feels like you missed something, so you dig back in there, and more times than not, you were right

7/6/2011 3:22:12 PM

This is why I shave my b-hole. You get fresher in fewer wipes.

7/6/2011 3:23:49 PM

Its got nothing to do with the hair. I have what you might call a "long asshole"; that is, my anal canal is almost 3x deeper than average. Thus, I have to be extra diligent to make sure the whole system is as close to 100 percent clean as possible after every BM.

7/6/2011 3:26:12 PM

You could make a lot of money in gay porn.

7/6/2011 3:28:55 PM

you say that like he hasn't

7/6/2011 3:32:36 PM

how do you think he got that "long asshole"?

7/6/2011 3:46:00 PM

Dime store?

7/6/2011 3:47:08 PM

OFAIL

[Edited on July 6, 2011 at 5:27 PM. Reason : these*]

7/6/2011 5:26:46 PM

Slave Famous got a longass mothafuckin asshole

7/6/2011 5:29:48 PM

is your cut-up nose dripping weird stuff

7/6/2011 5:31:41 PM

Emergency toilet paper response team, assssssssemble.

7/6/2011 5:32:58 PM

sheit.. i keep baby wipes behind the shutoff valve access panel at my office and a roll of charmin..


its bad enough sweating your ass off all day without a chaffed ass.

7/6/2011 5:46:49 PM