So my dad was deployed for Turkey for several month, and one of the things he brought me back was a little dead hooker (who knows why, I never have/never will fuck whores). I figured that I would put her together and set her out as a conversation piece (ie "What the heck are youdoing with one of those?)

Problem is, I have no idea how to put her together. I googled it, and tried my best. However she's really slimy and feels like she's going to fall apart or fall over, and I dont think I did it right (my dad said it didnt look like the guy had it fucked her yet, but doesnt know how to do it).

7/7/2011 10:55:27 PM

show me a picture i'll give you instructions

7/7/2011 10:56:37 PM

and you incessantly say i make stupid/bad threads?

p.s. english motherfucker, do you speak it?

[Edited on July 7, 2011 at 11:06 PM. Reason : stupid parody is stupid]

7/7/2011 11:02:06 PM

Dude.... you DO make terrible threads

but aside from that.... if you hate on parody threads, you end up looking like a jackass. I mean, it's a parody... it's MEANT to be stupid.



I'm willing to chip in $100 to the 'buy 0EPII1 a sense of humor fund'. you need help dude....

[Edited on July 7, 2011 at 11:06 PM. Reason : El Nachó, do me a favor and don't even respond to this guy.]

7/7/2011 11:05:32 PM

you sick fuck

[Edited on July 7, 2011 at 11:07 PM. Reason : bf comes to rescue]

7/7/2011 11:07:04 PM

... anyway.....



I ordered a turkish hooker and tried to put her together. She robbed me with a knife.

7/7/2011 11:08:34 PM

Quote :

"El Nachó, do me a favor and don't even respond to this guy.]"

I rarely do unless I can make sure to do a better job of pointing out what an idiot he is than he does. In this case, he did all the work for me, so there's really nothing more to say.

7/7/2011 11:16:26 PM

[Edited on July 7, 2011 at 11:18 PM. Reason : kkthx]

7/7/2011 11:17:29 PM

Quote :

"In this case, he did all the work for me, so there's really nothing more to say."

that's a nice rebuttal... always works, doesn't it?!

you made a fucking stupid parody and somehow that makes me an idiot.

ok, carry on.

7/7/2011 11:31:32 PM

At least we're on the same page now.

[Edited on July 7, 2011 at 11:35 PM. Reason : if it makes you feel any better you were at idiot long before I made this shitty thread. ]

7/7/2011 11:34:40 PM

FWIW, I laughed a little.

7/8/2011 12:33:19 AM

This thread was all serious but then that dog.

Dog is always funny.

7/8/2011 1:26:24 AM

What?

7/8/2011 1:28:22 AM

7/8/2011 1:29:41 AM