this thread is about penis pain

7/8/2011 11:18:00 AM

Paging boner jamz

7/8/2011 11:18:46 AM

hurts so good

7/8/2011 11:19:21 AM

I got a jammed boner

7/8/2011 11:21:18 AM

mine's feelings are hurt

7/8/2011 11:35:31 AM

are balls included?

7/8/2011 11:39:37 AM

sure, hurt balls are welcome in my thread

i stubbed my cock

7/8/2011 1:41:27 PM

i still remember the first time i sat on my balls

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

7/8/2011 1:42:34 PM

It's weird, the past two nights I have had to wake up 3 times to pee.


I thought they were false alarms and that something is wrong with my bladder, but I timed the streams and they are all legitimate full bladders.


I'll keep you guys posted.

7/8/2011 1:47:49 PM

ouch

7/9/2011 10:55:11 AM

7/9/2011 11:35:49 AM

If you like pissing razorblades and hellfire, feel free to have your girl use this contraceptive.

7/9/2011 11:39:30 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bonerjam

Quote :

"Bonerjam 31 up, 9 down 1. To physically prevent someone from getting an erection 2. A preservative made out of erect penises 3. To dunk a ball with a hard cock, as in basketball 4. To "jam" someone with a boner, as in the act of sex 5. To get an erect penis stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: "BONERJAM" 1. He thought he was going to get some, but I showed him a picture of his mom giving birth; major bonerjam! 2. I killed all of Los Angeles Lakers, and I'm going to make a sweet bonerjam from it. 3. You- "Dude, did you see how much air I got on that bonerjam?" Friend- "Yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your cock!" 4. Friend- "You get with that girl last night?" You- "Yeah dude I bonerjammed her all night." 5. God, I really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a bonerjam."

7/9/2011 4:11:13 PM

i mean i guess my dick hurts a little bit

poast

[Edited on July 9, 2011 at 4:12 PM. Reason : multiple dicks]

7/9/2011 4:12:30 PM

my dick hurts



other people

7/9/2011 4:22:10 PM

Quote :

"2. A preservative made out of erect penise"

hahaha

7/9/2011 4:53:47 PM

sat on my balls yesterday and my dick's got some hurt feelings

7/9/2011 5:19:48 PM

7/9/2011 10:32:06 PM

7/10/2011 12:04:41 AM

my dick hurts

7/10/2011 8:56:28 PM