There are some good stories submitted that don't make the site. Post your favorites.

http://www.fmylife.com/moderate

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"Today, I went into my teenage daughters room and found a packet with the words 'contains one condom, one lube' written on it. Neither were in it. FML Today, I put cameras all over my house to see if I had ghosts. instead I found out that my younger brother likes to shove various things in his anus. for instance, my electric toothbrush and colored pencils. FML Today, my son finally announced to our family that he was gay. Expecting my husband to freak out, instead he said "that's okay son, I am too." FML Today, as I'm sitting in my room and relaxing, I can hear my cats have sex with each other. they're all screamers. FML Last week, I was in a restaurant with my family. I soon realised that I really had to break wind. The music was really loud so I decided to fart in time to the music. After a song, I started to feel better. I turned round and everybody was staring at me. Turns out i was listening to my ipod. FML Today, i realized that the only boys i have in my life is the guys who 'next' me on chatroulette. FML."

7/9/2011 9:38:15 AM

those are all pretty terrible

7/9/2011 9:39:19 AM

Well I mean.. It could be worse.. His slut daughter could NOT be using condoms lol

7/9/2011 9:40:29 AM

I thought they were funny

7/9/2011 9:41:38 AM

Oh I thought it said FML because the mom needed to use the condom and lube but they were gone.

7/9/2011 9:48:51 AM

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"Last week, I was in a restaurant with my family. I soon realised that I really had to break wind. The music was really loud so I decided to fart in time to the music. After a song, I started to feel better. I turned round and everybody was staring at me. Turns out i was listening to my ipod. FML"

Fake...

7/9/2011 1:29:39 PM

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"http://www.fmylife.com/moderate"

so are there better ones from expert mode?

7/9/2011 1:44:48 PM

1st world problems

7/9/2011 4:35:48 PM

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"Today, i have no bras that fit me turns out they don't even make my size, and I don't have the money for a custom bra. FML."

7/9/2011 6:10:16 PM