That is what I am having for dinner.

7/9/2011 6:49:31 PM

Don't forget to feed Ken too.

7/9/2011 6:50:44 PM

homemade chili for me

7/9/2011 6:52:46 PM

First date rule: Take your girl to a a burger joint and see how she eats her burger. Determination if she is a keeper or not is based upon how messy she allows herself to get. The messier, the better the person.

7/9/2011 6:54:02 PM

That could backfire. I don't mind a wimmin that can get down and dirty. But I still want her to be classy. If I take a classy chick to a dumpy burger joint she might not return my calls after.

7/9/2011 6:56:01 PM

haha...I am being absolutely absurd of course.

there is a vulnerability that comes with eating a burger.

7/9/2011 6:58:31 PM

....but not a messy granola bar apparently.

7/9/2011 7:37:24 PM

I prefer a dirty burger.

7/9/2011 7:41:43 PM

i was going to post a rude reply, but i can't think of anything right now

7/9/2011 7:43:26 PM

7/9/2011 7:47:41 PM

^
Decent!

7/9/2011 7:48:23 PM

I'm the messiest burger eater ever!

7/9/2011 7:49:12 PM

its true, i watched her once. she got three rooms messy just eating one burger!

7/9/2011 7:56:58 PM

i like it to moo!

7/9/2011 8:01:21 PM

Yeah I don't eat messy in public yo

Also I don't put a lot of shit on my burger either...Cheese is about it (sometimes bbq sauce)

7/9/2011 8:10:34 PM

Quote :

"....but not a messy granola bar apparently."

hahaha...good call. I am just a messy eater!

7/9/2011 8:32:53 PM

NOM NOM NOM

7/9/2011 8:40:59 PM

So who gets to make the MAN, I LOVE A MESSY PUSSY!!!!111 parotty thread?

Cuz I ain't touchin' that.

7/9/2011 8:42:54 PM

7/9/2011 9:23:37 PM

1 - get the garbage burger at wimpys in durham
2 - report back
3 - ...
4 - profit

7/9/2011 9:38:21 PM

messy food sometimes pisses me off, like burgers and sanwiches that can't stay together, I'm like MOTHER EFFER WHERE'S THE PLASTIC SANDWICH HOLDER TOGETHER IN THE SHAPE OF A MINIATURE KNIFE THING AT?

7/9/2011 10:27:17 PM

go to tribeca tavern

nom nom nom

7/10/2011 12:33:17 AM

7/10/2011 12:40:36 AM

I too enjoy the taste of 5 guys in my mouth.

7/10/2011 1:36:15 PM

7/10/2011 1:36:55 PM

7/10/2011 6:33:53 PM

^WIN

7/10/2011 6:35:56 PM

^^ phil collins, that cheeseburger eatin' bastard!

7/10/2011 6:44:01 PM

i know i am late to this game, but char-grill has a decent burger. slightly messy.

7/10/2011 8:53:07 PM