1. Let them borrow* some money.
2. Profit.


































*Borrow implies the receiving party understands that they owe you that money back the next time they see you.

7/11/2011 12:50:18 AM

Thank you for clarifying.

Now please accept my offer to let you borrow $5000 lafta bucks.

[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 12:55 AM. Reason : .]

7/11/2011 12:54:42 AM

don't you owe the bank a bunch of money?

[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 1:01 AM. Reason : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIkTPRy5hko&feature=related]

7/11/2011 12:55:34 AM

I wish he owed tww money

7/11/2011 12:56:35 AM

Dude this doesn't work. They pay you back and then THE NEXT DAY ask it back from you two fold.

7/11/2011 12:58:39 AM

http://thewolfweb.com/user_logout.aspx

7/11/2011 1:03:13 AM

I was going with either shouting

"IT BURNS IT BURNS SO FUCKING BAD"


or

"COME ANY CLOSER AND YOU DIE FOOL"


both are viable options

7/11/2011 2:13:05 AM

I learned this from Chazz Palminteri in A Bronx Tale.

7/11/2011 2:33:51 AM

Quote :

"Dude this doesn't work. They pay you back and then THE NEXT DAY ask it back from you two fold."

This is easy: Add a stipend. They borrow $10, they owe you $15.
$20...$28
$50...$70

You'll either make money, or never see them again

7/11/2011 3:04:44 AM

do you take pizza as a form of currency?

7/11/2011 3:27:43 AM

OP's system is quite flawed. You are essentially paying them to stay away.

Better yet.

1. Ask them to give you some money every time they see you.
2a. They give you money
3a. $PROFIT$
-or-
2b. They tire of you constantly asking for money and leave you alone
3b. !PROFIT!

Eventually, they will get tired of you constantly asking them for money and leave you alone. In the meantime, enjoy the "harrassment income."

You see, this way, you aren't ever having to put yourself out there. You can't lose with this setup.


[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 3:35 AM. Reason : .]

7/11/2011 3:32:30 AM

Or... you could just be a total asshole to them. Sometimes, its fun to burn some bridges and really easy to do.

Money not involved.

7/11/2011 3:50:30 AM

^ Yeah... There's that as well.

7/11/2011 4:02:12 AM

People like you MORE when you're an asshole to them.


People are quite backwards.

7/12/2011 11:39:18 AM

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