someone you fucked multiple times (never dated) and not come off as jealous?

One of my old flings is moving in with her BF (who spends 30% of his day lifting weights and gives size status updates on FB) and they only met 6 months ago. Now anyone can see this is retarded, but they are dating and both just graduated college, so it makes sense to her. She gets pissed at me because I'm not supporting her decisions, but she is being a fucking dumb ass.

In 6 months you don't even know the person really, much less hey lets sign a 1 yr lease and live together!


She doesn't have many girlfriends to talk sense into her and the dude is shacking up at her apt for the last 2 months so it's hard for anyone to talk to her without his input.


Any ideas besides letting her learn on her own? I've been through this and I am trying to spare her the misery that can ensue when living together with someone you barely know.

7/11/2011 1:35:11 PM

YART

7/11/2011 1:36:19 PM

you all just sound like horrible people

7/11/2011 1:36:24 PM

does your arm get tired carrying that torch

7/11/2011 1:36:56 PM

You should fuck her again

7/11/2011 1:37:48 PM

last time we fucked she was dating someone and it didn't work out well in the end for either of us.

7/11/2011 1:39:00 PM

mind your own fucking business is my advice. also, she's fucking other people while dating, so she's a piece of shit.

My gf moved in with me after knowing each other 3 months...8 years later we have never spent a night alone.

[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 1:39 PM. Reason : .]

7/11/2011 1:39:10 PM

yeah... i would agree with stay out of it...

7/11/2011 1:40:28 PM

Gosh i hope you don't fall on that knife

7/11/2011 1:41:10 PM

I figured the best thing to do is let her live it on her own. The reason I ask is because she asks me advice on shit like this; best part is neither of them have told their parents and she is really close to her family.

BTW we went to preschool together, so us fucking was just a matter of time and her BF at the time was a douche bag. I even told him I fucked his GF and he said I was lying because he believed her.

7/11/2011 1:42:00 PM

WHAT IS WRONG WITH SIZE UPDATES

I ARM WRESTLED TWO GUYS LAST NIGHT

I WON THE FIRST ONE, LOST THE OTHER ONE

BUT IN MY DEFENSE

MY ARM WAS WORESLAPOUT AFTER THE FIRST ONE

AND I MOVED IN WITH MY GF AFTER 6ISH MONTHS AND WE JUST RE-SIGNED FOR ANOTHER YEAR LEASE

SO IT ISN'T NECESSARILY A TERRIBLE IDEA

UNLESS YOU'RE STILL KNOCKING BOOTS WITH HER

IN WHICH CASE THAT MEATHEAD IS GONNA FIND OUT AND WRING YOUR SILLY LITTLE KNECK

[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 1:42 PM. Reason : WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SPIDA ANYWAY]

7/11/2011 1:42:06 PM

I didn't realize blackdog was posting again. I totally read this as a blackjesus thread. The whole time.

7/11/2011 1:42:10 PM

HOW DO YOU TALK

TO AN ANGEL?

7/11/2011 1:43:09 PM

the quality of woman being discussed here must be pretty low to A) fuck blackdog and B) ask blackdog's advice.

7/11/2011 1:43:12 PM

plenty of women have fucked Blackdog, none of which were below a 7/10.

7/11/2011 1:45:28 PM

no one disputes the looks* of the girls you fucked, just their intelligence.

7/11/2011 1:46:58 PM

If you fuck her, maybe they'll break up. Win-win

7/11/2011 1:53:17 PM

You mean if I fuck her AGAIN

7/11/2011 1:58:28 PM

worthless without pics

7/11/2011 2:00:22 PM

I have video on the last ex, over 1 hr.

7/11/2011 2:01:21 PM

I assume you all have AIDS based on the situation. With that known...I'd say continue trying to provide thoughtful advice. You shouldn't let her fall for this trap knowing it could be prevented. An intervention is definitely needed before things get too far to turn back. Good luck!

7/11/2011 2:12:52 PM

I was tested for AIDs and STDs 3 months ago

7/11/2011 2:13:49 PM

So you haven't known for very long? I'm sorry....

7/11/2011 2:15:08 PM

You sound jealous.

Also living with someone you do not know that well is not the end of the world, especially if one person maintains the ability to move out (like not being on the lease, utils, etc)

7/11/2011 7:01:54 PM

I call bullshit. No way in hell BlackDog fucked a girl. Unless he paid. And even in that case, I'm pretty sure he'd still get declined.

7/11/2011 7:08:01 PM

druggies will fuck anything for drugs, and he has them

7/11/2011 7:10:56 PM

Just put a paper bag over her head.

7/11/2011 7:13:20 PM

Quote :

"MY ARM WAS WORESLAPOUT AFTER THE FIRST ONE"

the bolded word is the only thing that has made this thread worth reading

7/11/2011 7:15:14 PM

i cant find my picture of blackdog with his shirt off hugging a dude with his peen sticking out. im a sad panda.

7/11/2011 8:25:12 PM

You, uh, definitely sound jealous.

7/11/2011 11:20:44 PM

didn't know it was common to bang people you went to pre-school with.

7/11/2011 11:22:10 PM

Quote :

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH SIZE UPDATES I ARM WRESTLED TWO GUYS LAST NIGHT I WON THE FIRST ONE, LOST THE OTHER ONE BUT IN MY DEFENSE MY ARM WAS WORESLAPOUT AFTER THE FIRST ONE AND I MOVED IN WITH MY GF AFTER 6ISH MONTHS AND WE JUST RE-SIGNED FOR ANOTHER YEAR LEASE"

almost a new meme

7/11/2011 11:24:59 PM

I have been in a relationship with my wife for 2 years this October.

We have been living together for 2 years this October.

true story

7/11/2011 11:25:48 PM

just tell her mom

7/11/2011 11:27:58 PM

I've snaked every single broad I went to pre-school with. Every. Last. One.

Including Mrs. Shickadance and her assistant Ms. Tubbleman.

It was only a matter of time.

7/11/2011 11:27:59 PM

Did you give those bitches spelling blocks? Bitches love spelling blocks.

7/11/2011 11:39:32 PM

Hey baby, you come to to the play-pen often?


Oh, what, this thing? That's just my brand new "Flinstone-phone." It's for work. I gotta be outside on the toy excavator around recess. But I don't wanna brag


Say, uh, what are you doing around nap-time?

[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 11:58 PM. Reason : ]

7/11/2011 11:43:28 PM