Finish this joke for me plz.

Nerd contest.

7/11/2011 11:47:33 PM

i leave the thread

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7/11/2011 11:48:36 PM

Have you heard the one about the dyslexic guy walking into a bra?

7/11/2011 11:49:09 PM

...and says, "i need a haircut" for an event

7/11/2011 11:50:01 PM

It walked out with only mass, charge, and angular momentum.

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7/11/2011 11:55:01 PM

... and eats a donut

7/11/2011 11:55:12 PM

and didn't tip well

7/11/2011 11:59:24 PM

haha Mr Joshua wins

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7/12/2011 12:01:04 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-hair_theorem

Follow up to my post. Because i figure I have to explain it

7/12/2011 12:01:21 AM

but not really because the blackhole was as massive as the sun and by the time it got close enough to the earth to try to get it's hair cut the earth was demolished because the blackhole sucked it in so then the blackhole was sad and it decided to find another planet that had barber shops...

So after it stopped crying (no tears fell because nothing can escape the blackhole) it started it journey to another planet. That's when he saw a space ship ahead...he started to move towards the space ship to ask for directions but as soon as he got close to it his gravitational pull tore it apart. Well the blackhole was already upset about destroying Earth that it decided he would never be able to get a hair cut.

The end.

7/12/2011 12:03:44 AM

Quote :

"as massive as the sun"

please stop talking you are making my brain hurt

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7/12/2011 12:04:56 AM

Quote :

"A black hole walks into a barbershop... It walked out with only mass, charge, and angular momentum. and didn't tip well"

I have already laughed an unhealthy amount at this.

7/12/2011 12:05:48 AM

Quote :

"no tears fell because nothing can escape the blackhole"

WHY DO I FIND THIS CRAP FUNNY?

7/12/2011 12:07:18 AM

it wasn't meant to be funny...it was meant for you to get to the end and to by like wtf...that wasn't funny...why did I read that?

7/12/2011 12:14:26 AM

New joke:

Why was the black hole so lonely?

7/12/2011 12:15:56 AM

Because it was a singularity for its entire life?

7/12/2011 12:17:44 AM

A black hole walks into a barbershop

the barber refuses him service and when the black hole asks 'why?' the barber replies "because you suck"

7/12/2011 12:22:41 AM

Because all the white holes wouldn't let him play golf with them?

7/12/2011 12:22:52 AM

puck_it's pretty much 2 for 2 here.

I'm trying to think of a humorous situation for the scaling of the strong nuclear force with distance right now.

I'm predicting that a cop is going to arrest an up quark somehow...

7/12/2011 12:25:52 AM

A top quark? That's not strange.

7/12/2011 12:37:52 AM

Dark matter walks into a bar...

7/12/2011 12:39:31 AM

but nobody notices till he leaves

7/12/2011 7:23:44 AM

it left satisfied.

7/12/2011 7:25:13 AM

10/10 thread!

7/12/2011 8:11:32 AM

The airplane WILL take off??

7/12/2011 9:34:41 AM

A black hole walks into a barbershop.
Barber: "What can I do for you?"
Black Hole: "Doesn't matter."

7/12/2011 9:48:56 AM

A black hole walks into a barbershop, and slams the door with a big bang ...

7/12/2011 9:52:27 AM

Alice and Bob walk into a bar...

(this joke has as many outcomes as there are chapters in modern physics books)

7/12/2011 3:29:45 PM

they both order a beer and disagree about who ordered first.

BOOM!

7/12/2011 4:01:21 PM

the black hole doesn't take off.

7/12/2011 4:03:06 PM

What happened to the scientist after he died?

7/12/2011 4:36:18 PM

A black hole walks into a barbershop and says, "I'd like a haircut please."
The barber responds, "Sure buddy, the wait is about 20 minutes, will that work for you?"
The black hole responds, "No problem, I have all the time in the world."

7/12/2011 4:41:14 PM

What did one quantum particle say to itself?

...

...

Sorry to INTERFERE!

7/12/2011 4:55:34 PM

Quote :

"A black hole walks into a barbershop... It walked out with only mass, charge, and angular momentum."

After the black hole leaves, one barber says to the other "sure doesn't talk much, does he?"

That barber replies, "I know, I couldn't get anything out of him!"

7/12/2011 5:52:56 PM

I'm trying to figure out a punch line where one of the two barbers is inside the event horizon and the other is out.

7/12/2011 7:03:50 PM

A black hole walks into a barbershop...

The barber yells out, "Fraaaank! Your wife's heeeere"

7/12/2011 7:19:58 PM

A black hole walks into a barbershop and asks for a massage.

The barber replies: This is a barbershop not a massage parlor...stop being so dense.

7/12/2011 7:20:55 PM

lol


some of these are cute

7/12/2011 7:21:35 PM

7/12/2011 7:25:31 PM

there's gotta be something about the black hole telling a ray of light to "get bent" or something

7/12/2011 7:28:05 PM

Quote :

"I'm trying to figure out a punch line where one of the two barbers is inside the event horizon and the other is out."

tell it to stephen hawking when you figure it out. he's sure to be radiant.

7/12/2011 7:29:19 PM

Dark matter walks into a bar... with Whatsa and Doesn't.

7/12/2011 7:50:13 PM

in soviet russia, black holes YOU!

7/12/2011 8:04:01 PM

Quote :

"there's gotta be something about the black hole telling a ray of light to "get bent" or something"

A black hole and a photon walk into a bar.

Photon says "I apologize in advance for my friend, he's over the legal mass"

Black hole says "get bent".

7/12/2011 10:34:55 PM

A black hole walks into a barbershop and doesn't say ouch.

7/12/2011 10:36:15 PM

I'm getting hairy. Can you trim it back up to my Swartzchild radius?

7/12/2011 10:40:37 PM

A homeless man asks a neutron star "can you spare some change man?"

Neutron star says "I'm sorry, could you speak more slowly?"

7/12/2011 10:52:57 PM

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "WHERE THE CHICKS AT?"

Bartender winks and motions to Thorium sitting in the back of the bar and says "I hear she's fertile"

7/12/2011 10:55:36 PM

A black hole walks into a bar and asks for a menu.

The bartender says: "I'll bring one right over"

The black hole replies: "Thanks, I'm so hungry I could eat a Horse Head Nebula"

7/12/2011 11:16:57 PM

a blackhole walks into a bar and orders a bud light with lime.

even he cant drink the shit.

7/12/2011 11:20:48 PM