http://freethinker.co.uk/2011/07/12/accused-of-being-gay-spanish-priest-challenges-catholic-church-to-measure-his-anus/

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"Accused of being gay, Spanish priest challenges Church to measure his anus WITH no apparent evidence other than a photograph of Spanish priest Andrés García Torres hugging a young Cuban seminarian, the Catholic bishop of Getafe has leapt to the outrageous conclusion that there is something gay about two topless men in a warm embrace. According to this report, the bishop now wants the priest to abandon his parish in the Madrid dormitory town of Fuenlabrada, undergo a psychiatric cure, and take an HIV test. Torres responded by saying he intends going to Rome to show that he is being expelled from his parish unfairly. The priest, who insists that her and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge: Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated. He said his mum hadn’t stopped crying over what has happened. Locals say that the priest is a very humane person, dedicated to helping others. More than 1,000 signatures have been gathered in his support."

7/13/2011 10:12:19 AM

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"Let them measure my anus"

7/13/2011 10:13:17 AM

But what if he was the pitcher?

7/13/2011 10:14:38 AM

By logical induction, I conclude that no one is a "real" gay until sodomized.

Makes perfect sense with the rest of what conservatives believe about gay.

7/13/2011 10:16:36 AM

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"who insists that her and the 28-year-old with whom he"

7/13/2011 10:27:13 AM

analyze his dick for fecal matter

7/13/2011 10:28:40 AM

^^I also wondered.

7/13/2011 10:29:58 AM

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"By logical induction, I conclude that no one is a "real" gay until sodomized."

Makes sense to me. Much like a woman is a virgin as long as she hasn't had vaginal intercourse.

7/13/2011 10:37:22 AM

^

7/13/2011 10:41:12 AM

^^that logic fails- that is saying you can't be heterosexual until you are deflowered, and even then, a guy isn't deflowered as he isn't penetrated

7/13/2011 10:42:52 AM

let he who is without gay, measure the first anus

7/13/2011 11:29:23 AM

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"let he who is without gay, measure the first anus"

sooo .... that rules out priests?

7/13/2011 11:39:27 AM

I'd feel pretty goddamn gay if I let someone else measure my anus.

7/13/2011 11:42:05 AM

And wouldn't they need a control group as a basis for "normal" anus measurement?

7/13/2011 12:27:15 PM

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"I'd feel pretty goddamn gay if I let someone else measure my anus."

So having one dick in there isn't gay, but if two guys got in there then it'd be goddamn gay?

7/13/2011 12:56:14 PM

^^you think that isnt already in the Vatican's records, they have thousand of years of archived anus size

[Edited on July 13, 2011 at 12:56 PM. Reason : ^^]

7/13/2011 12:56:35 PM

yeah if anyone knows the difference between a fresh anus and one that's routinely punished it's probably the catholics

7/13/2011 1:12:56 PM

What if he just has big poopturds?

7/13/2011 1:23:26 PM