and I encourage the rest of you to join in




NyM410 went skiing in Boone with us
and made a joke how the trees were so numerous
He laughed like he's funny
Then crashed like he's Sonny
And humorously fractured his humerus

Jeepin4x4 used to be quite eclectic
Leapin' whore to whore, his life was quite hectic
Had a brush with the law
What up, Tim McGraw
Now he goes door to door peddling electrics

She's lean and loquacious and pretty
Keen and gracious to show us a titty
But like a stale bowl of pretzels
or a jail full of ScHpEnXeLs
begonias actually tastes kinda shitty

His e-game is arcane and clandestine
With no shame he brings dames to the Westin
But all those TWW whores
Have a secret in store
And now EMCE dreads his next HIV testin'

I've long taunted gunzz with crime and malice
Even stormed his sister's hymen palace
but our beef's been adjourned
His relief has been earned
So lets turn the Page like Diamond Dallas

7/13/2011 12:36:13 PM

iop1

7/13/2011 12:39:17 PM

in before everyone screws up the rules of limericks

7/13/2011 12:41:09 PM

iop1

7/13/2011 12:41:44 PM

7/13/2011 12:42:05 PM

spiderman posted...
gunzz angry...
why you mad?

7/13/2011 12:43:45 PM

iop1

These aren't bad, actually :]

7/13/2011 1:14:19 PM

HILARIOUS

i loled at all them

7/13/2011 1:23:53 PM

LMFAO


(and not that shitty bad either)

7/13/2011 1:33:39 PM

lol

7/13/2011 1:35:02 PM

hahahah very nice

7/13/2011 1:35:46 PM

awesome

7/13/2011 1:37:14 PM

thread delivered

7/13/2011 1:39:18 PM

good stuff... I thought it was going to be ctrl+c/v biddness, but these are pretty clever

nicely done sir

7/13/2011 1:39:51 PM

Quote :

"I've long taunted gunzz with crime and malice Even stormed his sister's hymen palace"

7/13/2011 1:45:53 PM

another A+ SF thread

7/13/2011 1:52:55 PM

7/13/2011 1:56:54 PM

yeah i think hymen palace may be one of my new favorite terms.

7/13/2011 2:01:12 PM

Slave

too funny

7/13/2011 2:01:39 PM

Haha these are great

7/13/2011 2:06:34 PM

His name is two words and three numbers

To make this one work say "cucumbers"

theDuke866

No offense, you ride dicks

When you speak we all truly feel dumber

7/13/2011 2:22:32 PM

Slave Famous is easily my favorite poster on this site and has been for some time.

7/13/2011 3:31:33 PM

A+ will read again! definitely the LOL i needed on this boring ass humpday.

7/13/2011 3:35:46 PM

iop1

7/13/2011 3:49:34 PM

iop1

prediction: epic thread

7/13/2011 3:50:46 PM

^

7/13/2011 3:53:30 PM

iop1

7/13/2011 3:54:12 PM

ibp2

7/13/2011 3:57:03 PM

thread wont get too far because no one else is going to post anything (other than people praising)

7/13/2011 3:58:25 PM

There was a sport loving son of a gun
His name was ncsuftw1
He makes game day threads
But loses street cred
Every 10 threads he makes we win one

7/13/2011 4:02:24 PM

I don't know much about the other mods

PM me dirt on them and I will work them into my next batch

7/13/2011 4:02:37 PM

qntmfred kills kittens (by overly frequent masturbation)

7/13/2011 4:04:35 PM

who doesn't?

7/13/2011 4:05:47 PM

CassTheSass you don't seem very thrilling

We don't speak so I'll hand out a grilling

I think you're a slut

And take dicks up the butt

And I'll bet your response is revealing

7/13/2011 4:07:23 PM

iop1

7/13/2011 4:07:31 PM

synapse I bet you were the runt

I bet you know what word comes next huh?

We don't see eye to eye

Yep you guessed it, you're sly

I wrote this just to say you're a cunt

7/13/2011 4:16:47 PM

Quote :

"CassTheSass you don't seem very thrilling We don't speak so I'll hand out a grilling I think you're a slut And take dicks up the butt And I'll bet your response is revealing"

Not bad. I loled although I would prefer a Slave Famous original.

7/13/2011 5:26:57 PM

this is my new favorite thread!!!

7/13/2011 5:28:12 PM

hahahaaha

nice

7/13/2011 5:30:52 PM

yay someone acknowledged my work :/

Slave Famous made me lol at work. I don't even know anything about any of these people.

7/13/2011 5:40:47 PM

qntmfred's the best mod there will be
He listens to you people and me
Has a cute as pie wife
and a pretty sweet life
so lemme hold that invite to site3


[Edited on July 13, 2011 at 5:51 PM. Reason : wait, that wasn't mean at all. ]

7/13/2011 5:46:01 PM

well played

7/13/2011 6:20:45 PM

Hahahaha A++

7/13/2011 6:25:04 PM

I <3 slave famous

7/14/2011 12:07:21 AM

^^^^ha, someone's slurping up the qtnmtww kool aid

7/14/2011 8:01:54 AM

iop1 gg

7/14/2011 8:13:54 AM

OMG funny as hell!!

7/14/2011 9:30:41 AM

10/10

7/14/2011 9:33:15 AM

Thank God sparky's name isn't too long

Most mod's dumb names don't fit into song

But The Garage is so gay

Bimmer-whore chat all day

And the dumb fags don't all get along

[Edited on July 14, 2011 at 10:01 AM. Reason : user]

7/14/2011 10:00:58 AM

set these faggots up

7/14/2011 10:13:23 AM