Quote :

"BREAKING NEWS: Casey Anthony places a call to 911 in fear of her life....(dispatcher) "911 what is your emergency"?? please help me, I have a bunch of people trying to kill me!!! Ok ma'am, calm down. What is your name? Casey Anthony!! Ok, Miss Anthony, try to stay calm, an officer will be there in 31 days........"

i love facebook

7/14/2011 5:07:23 PM

0/10

7/14/2011 5:08:20 PM

That isn't funny.

7/14/2011 5:08:28 PM

poorly executed.


theres gotta be a better punchline than that

7/14/2011 5:08:58 PM

Only good Casey Anthony news items anymore would be a confession or a signed contract with Vivid

Other than that, I could not give less of a fuck

7/14/2011 5:09:34 PM

OH THE SYMBOLISM

7/14/2011 5:19:04 PM

YO HOLMES TO BEL AIR!

7/14/2011 5:21:23 PM

Is she reporting a black hole walking into a barber shop?

7/14/2011 5:37:58 PM

my dick is funnier than this


and its a fuckin huge dick

Quote :

"Only good Casey Anthony news items anymore would be a confession or a signed contract with Vivid Other than that, I could not give less of a fuck "

[Edited on July 14, 2011 at 8:51 PM. Reason : g]

7/14/2011 8:50:45 PM

no see its funny because 31 days is actually how long she waited to call tell the police about her daughter!

7/14/2011 9:21:03 PM

oh... now I get it...

7/14/2011 9:22:09 PM

7/14/2011 9:43:21 PM

7/14/2011 9:44:09 PM

and so they're going to make her have to wait 31 days before sending the police to help her when her life is in danger. Its kind of like poetic justice. Get it now?

7/14/2011 11:47:10 PM

7/14/2011 11:49:38 PM

http://www.newson6.com/story/15084225/woman-mistaken-for-casey-anthony-attacked

7/15/2011 9:29:21 AM

^wtf

7/15/2011 11:11:50 AM

you know what the thing is, this woman will go to jail for the attack

7/15/2011 11:16:51 AM

http://stfubelievers.tumblr.com/post/7616176718/came-saved-as-fuckedup-thanks-anonymous

lol

Quote :

""She hit me again, causing my vehicle to flip two and a half times, landing on the driver's side, and I just laid there playing dead," she said."

holy shit!

[Edited on July 15, 2011 at 11:25 AM. Reason : ]

7/15/2011 11:23:34 AM

Crazy, her daughter's name is Caylee too.

7/15/2011 11:44:56 AM