http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/14/california.secession/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

7/15/2011 10:37:41 AM

lolz

I think Arizona is more at risk of sedition than a piece of California

7/15/2011 10:38:53 AM

WHO WILL PAY TO REPRINT EVERY FLAG

7/15/2011 10:39:53 AM

or maybe they'll be the 49th state after Oregon, Washington, and British Columbia secede from the US and canada and form Cascadia.

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

7/15/2011 10:40:10 AM

SoCal would be FUCKED proper without all of NorCal's water

7/15/2011 10:52:28 AM

I wouldn't be too upset if los angeles and orange counties just slid in to the ocean.

7/15/2011 10:56:02 AM

Just because Sudan did it...

7/15/2011 10:57:56 AM

that gif is missing a dramatic entry of alaska and hawaii


bring in puerto rico already!

7/15/2011 11:06:14 AM

Won't happen.

7/15/2011 11:09:34 AM

nope it won't

7/15/2011 11:15:20 AM

i stopped reading at

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"conservative"

7/15/2011 11:25:48 AM

south california gonna bring back slavery

7/15/2011 11:29:41 AM

that is very interesting. I, too, wonder from where the money will come?

7/15/2011 11:33:24 AM

They just want to keep the Mexicans out

7/15/2011 11:43:57 AM

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"Where is he going to put the capitol? Disneyland?"

lol

7/15/2011 12:11:31 PM

This won't happen.

San Diego would never get stuck with those other crappy cities.

7/15/2011 12:26:04 PM

let California fall into the fucking ocean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEp2qTwDafg

7/15/2011 12:31:39 PM

its been tried 27 times none had success.

7/15/2011 12:32:01 PM

They better add states in twos so we keep even numbers..

The odd number thing would make me more than anything else... Idk why.

7/15/2011 12:35:21 PM

flag's stars would go

9
8
9
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7/15/2011 12:36:21 PM

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"SoCal would be FUCKED proper without all of NorCal's water"

They get their water from the Colorado River

7/15/2011 12:52:29 PM

Um not even close. The aqueducts bring a shit ton of the water down...

7/15/2011 12:57:12 PM

The farmlands of Imperial County...fed by a canal from the Colorado

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-American_Canal

7/15/2011 1:03:56 PM

And the Colorado River Aqueduct would cross this new state before they would get to Los Angeles

7/15/2011 1:05:40 PM

Guess this would happen after North Dakota gets around to actually becoming the 50th state

7/15/2011 3:25:33 PM

You guys got it all wrong. Lower taxes and lack of illegal immigrants would free up ample water.

7/15/2011 3:29:49 PM

I don't even know where to start.

7/15/2011 3:41:12 PM

It would be hilarious to start seeing rebel flags in SoCal.

7/15/2011 3:45:17 PM

HERITAGE NOT HATE

7/15/2011 3:51:44 PM

THE WATER WOULD TRICKLE DOWN

7/15/2011 4:20:00 PM

This would be like taking a dump on the Constitution. More importantly, it takes a huge dump on the "Fifty Nifty United States" song. I already know the states alphabetically and melodically. Don't fuck that up.

7/15/2011 5:42:00 PM

They could always join their conservative friends in Arizona

7/15/2011 5:59:18 PM

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"This won't happen. San Diego would never get stuck with those other crappy cities."

7/16/2011 4:45:58 PM

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"The farmlands of Imperial County...fed by a canal from the Colorado"

I understand that, but CA is only entitled to a certain amount of water from the Colorado in a given year. The State Water Project is a large source of water to the greater LA area and without that it would bleed dry.

[Edited on July 16, 2011 at 4:53 PM. Reason : large, not sure if it's largeR]

7/16/2011 4:49:54 PM

7/16/2011 4:54:54 PM

Fuck that. If they want to be a separate state, they need to take L.A. with 'em. Of course, they wouldn't want to do that, because that would keep "south california" a blue state.

7/16/2011 5:34:56 PM

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"Riverside County Supervisor"

LOLWUT?

7/16/2011 5:38:50 PM

"Riverside County Supervisor Aspiring conservative douche-hole"

homeboy has no intention of seeing this thing through. just a gimmick to get some political exposure. the ultimate irony is that the assholes who sign his petition are going to be enabling the very political wastefulness that they claim to despise.

7/16/2011 6:25:39 PM

How can they afford this shit? They will have to buy me a new American flag. I'm still waiting for Alaska and Hawaii to buy me a flag.

7/16/2011 7:07:20 PM

It's a conspiracy by the government to increase Flag sales. Kind of like when your favorite team gets new uniforms to increase jersey sales. I JUST BOUGHT THIS FLAG!

7/16/2011 7:12:55 PM

How do I buy stock in flags? What are some top flag manufacturers who I can invest in that aren't Chinese?

7/16/2011 7:17:12 PM

This would be too confusing. We already have South Carolina.

7/17/2011 10:22:35 AM

Maybe we could change the name of ucsd to make it 3 usc schools

University of South California
University of Southern California
University of South Carolina

7/17/2011 12:19:27 PM